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#3 - skyrimdovah (10/09/2015) [-]
It's not like we can look directly down the shaft of our dicks.
#7 to #3 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
It's the exact, particular construction of the penis/urethra opening that causes spray. Nobodys' fault.
User avatar #12 - roflstorm (10/09/2015) [-]
MY DICK DOESN'T HAVE A SCOPE
#9 - muileach ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
mostly
because their urethra's don't have rifling!
#10 to #9 - ExorArgus (10/09/2015) [-]
Wait yours doesn't?
#14 - miwauturu (10/09/2015) [-]
My rifle shoots straight, my gun doesn't always
User avatar #6 - ubercookieboy (10/09/2015) [-]
Well a toilet is significantly smaller

Have you tried hitting one that's 250 yards away?
User avatar #33 - captainprincess ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Question

Did he shoot the deer with his ******* dick
User avatar #41 to #33 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #39 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact, the spray nozzle of the penis is designed to spread semen more effectively.
User avatar #40 to #39 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
I'll spread my semen effectively all over you.
User avatar #42 to #40 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #29 - dingdongz (10/09/2015) [-]
one time, I had 5 streams. I can't wait to break that record
User avatar #38 - whitebuddha (10/10/2015) [-]
weapon spread and the inability to even look down the sights
#37 - alcoholicsemen (10/10/2015) [-]
not all men hunt deer
User avatar #35 - drpenguinz (10/09/2015) [-]
360 no scope, thats why
User avatar #34 - boxcarracer ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
My dick isn't a ******* rifle
User avatar #32 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (10/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, try shooting a deer at 250 yards without a miss while half of your shots are going ******* sideways.
User avatar #31 - fitemeirlbro (10/09/2015) [-]
Try hitting a deer at 250 yard while on the toilet
User avatar #25 - TimBisley (10/09/2015) [-]
Deer are a lot easier to piss on, though.
Toilets don't fall asleep under trees.
User avatar #23 - gibroner (10/09/2015) [-]
a hunting rifle is way more accurate than a penis I once took a morning piss and it split into two streams with on goin at a 90 degree angle from the tip of my dick
User avatar #13 - grieze (10/09/2015) [-]
how the **** do you expect me to piss in a toilet from 250 yards away?
User avatar #11 - willindor (10/09/2015) [-]
Because a bullet costs money, you piss for free
User avatar #28 - mcmanybucks ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
heres a tip, sit down, lean back, spread your legs and relax....its the most empowering position ive ever had.
User avatar #27 - stifflimb ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Simple, the toilet we no scope, and usually wanna do atleast a 720 on it!
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