So today at work I decided to go out to lunch, I got in my car and turned on the radio and Bohemian Rhapsody just started, I took the radio I use to communicate with my coworkers and put it on the seat next to me, I was so excited about the song that I SANG THE WHOLE DAMN SONG!
I got back with my food and sat in the breakroom, and the rest of my coworkers came in shortly after, and shouted HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!
The radio had wedged in the seat and pushed the talk button... they hear everything.