Put the book down. . Book of genesis In the beginning, there was Adam & Eve, and Adam& Eve got two sons, Cain and Abel... Cain & Abel got married... TO WHO? Whe
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Put the book down

Book of genesis
In the beginning, there was Adam & Eve, and Adam& Eve got two sons, Cain and Abel...
Cain & Abel got married...
TO WHO? Where these mystery bitches came from?
Eddie Griffin
Shrove:( You can tell 'em I said it)
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User avatar #6 - jaevel (12/13/2013) [-]
The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom & Gomorrah)
Kind of related
#29 - wesnah (12/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I just went through it and it doesn't say that Abel got married because he was killed by Cain first and then Cain got married after. He married his twin sister Luluwa while Seth later marries Abel's twin sister Aklia.

6 Then Adam rejoiced at Eve's deliverance, and also over the children she had borne him. And Adam ministered unto Eve in the cave, until the end of eight days; when they named the son Cain, and the daughter Luluwa.

7 The meaning of Cain is "hater," because he hated his sister in their mother's womb; ere they came out of it. Therefore did Adam name him Cain.

8 But Luluwa means "beautiful," because she was more beautiful than her mother.


11 When the days of nursing the children were ended, Eve again conceived, and when her days were accomplished she brought forth another son and daughter; and they named the son Abel, and the daughter Aklia.

From the book of Adam and Eve
#34 to #33 - wesnah (12/14/2013) [-]
It's cool and yea I watched that part of the video and understand what you mean. You are also correct because he didn't write them but others did.

It's one thing for someone to write about themselves boasting about all the great things he/she did during his/her lifetime and another to have eye witnesses share their story as to what they saw and heard.
User avatar #10 - dustykeyboard (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
From what i've heard adam and eve were the first jewish humans and not the first humans.
User avatar #2 - dabronydude (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
they got married to eve who then had children with her sons...
continue that for thousands of years and apparently that is where humanity came from...
ah religion.
#27 - bronydash (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If Cain and Abel got married, than why do christian's hate gays?
User avatar #23 - somekornchick (12/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they went to separate villages to find wives of course
User avatar #22 - strifethethird (12/14/2013) [-]
Those were my thoughts exactly when i read that part in Sunday school, I'm not sure about other bibles or how other religions have it, but the Catholic church i went to had the bible that said this, they didn't explain where they came from just that they married and that they had kids and those kids had kids.. etc...

one of the reasons i strayed from religion was all the holes in the stories, they had thousands of years they could have done a better job with it.
User avatar #19 - chaoscustoms (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Adam and Eve where the first not the only.
User avatar #18 - pfccross (12/14/2013) [-]
hod started rippin out more ribs i guess
User avatar #16 - TwiztidNinja (12/14/2013) [-]
They ****** their mother.
User avatar #15 - hellomynameisbill (12/14/2013) [-]
they get married to their female siblings
#13 - italianchef ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
adam and eve were the first people not the only
User avatar #12 - miklthepikl (12/14/2013) [-]
Buckle up buttercup, ***** about to get weird.

According to Jewish mysticism, before God created man, he created 'original man', which was a being with the same powers/abilities as god. God realized that was ******** , and split this man into two beings, Adam and Lilith. Lilith became the tree of knowledge, and Adam became the first human. After Adam and Eve are expunged from the garden, Lilith adopts a human form, and procreates with Adam ( I think ). Adam and Eve's kids, Cain and Abel marry Adam's bastard daughters, and Cain's kids become the Canaanites that the jews later encounter in the books of Joshua through Kings 2

I could be totally wrong though, im too lazy to find sauce form this
User avatar #8 - godtherapist (12/13/2013) [-]
They came from the land of Nod to the east of the garden.

Adam and Even were the FIRST humans not the ONLY humans. God made a bunch of humans outside of the garden too. If you read Genesis 1 and 2 and compare them you will understand that God made Adam on the third day and then "Man" on the sixth day.
#5 - anonymous (12/13/2013) [-]
Not a religion fan, but I always though that, just because Adam and Eve were the first humans directly made by God, it doesn't mean that they were the ONLY humans directly made by God (maybe God made more at some point?)... not sure if the Bible says this anywhere, but I'm not prone to take the damn thing literally anyway....
User avatar #1 - lordvimless (12/13/2013) [-]
give it a minute
the pope want to investigate the bible
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