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Put it in your mouth, you slut. Time for something that isn't 4chan vs tumblr or Germany vs Brazil.. Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. its what all c

Time for something that isn't 4chan vs tumblr or Germany vs Brazil.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. its what all
chicken is made like chicken nuggets and patties. Also,
the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it,
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve
bones, eyes, guts, and all. it cames out looking like this.
There' s mere: because it' s crawling with bacteria. it will be washed
with ammonia, soaked in t actually. Then, because it tastes mess. it
will be artificially Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be
dyed with artificial color,
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High tive, America!
my god
bitch that' s the tubby custard machine
rii' iii] rd (lloll .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - ParadiseTroll
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#11 to #10 - yuukoku [OP]
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#21 to #11 - anon id: a316ac3d
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Everytime I see this I have to post it.
Everytime I see this I have to post it.
#15 to #10 - misterstollo
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#2 - beyondthebatman
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I don't care what it is as long as it tastes good.
I don't care what it is as long as it tastes good.
User avatar #18 to #2 - unkownthous
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Exactly.
#4 to #2 - twilightdusk
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How something looks can trick you into thinking it tastes different though.

I saw on a prank show once, this guy was offering free samples of chocolate, and people took and liked the chocolate, so he offered them more, bringing out a batch of the same chocolate, but it was sculpted to look like poop, so of course nobody wanted to try it.

He did the same thing with lemonade, the second batch coming from a chamber pot. One guy was brave enough to try it, and it was the exact same lemonade bear in mid, but he insisted that it didn't taste as good as the first cup.
#3 to #2 - mariopimp
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My thoughts exactly.
#8 to #2 - yuukoku [OP]
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Yeah, it's like ho dogs. I know damn well that it's made of various parts that I wouldn't eat otherwise, but I don't care. It's a cheap meal, the FDA wouldn't let them put anything that would directly kill me, and it's what I'm paying for. If people want to burn money eating vegan, vegetarian, vagina, organic, open-range, Harvard-educated, lactose-free, gluten-free, humanely-killed burgers that cost ten times a McDick's burger with half the protein, they can go ahead, but just let me eat my god damn burger.
#12 to #8 - flippiobaie
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I lost it at vagina's
I lost it at vagina's
#7 - europe
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That **** has been illegal for years
User avatar #9 to #7 - yuukoku [OP]
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In the United States, the additive itself cannot legally be sold directly to consumers. However, it can constitute up to 15 percent of ground beef without additional labeling,[23] and it can also be added to other meat products such as beef-based processed meats.[23] Prior to the invention of the disinfection process, beef scraps could not be processed to reduce or remove the fat, bone fragments or other non-beef components and could be sold for other uses only, such as pet food or as an ingredient for cooking oil. -Wikipedia
User avatar #17 to #9 - varrlegrimscythe
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Sorry but you're wrong. As most people in my trade Know is that it is illegal to put raw chicken into raw beef products, as it will greatly reduce the shelf life to mere hours and make the raw meat toxic.
User avatar #22 to #9 - varrlegrimscythe
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Also Wikipedia should never be sited if you want to make a statement. Anyone can edit those pages to meat punpunpunpun the requirement of their own agendas.
User avatar #24 to #22 - yuukoku [OP]
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Christ, why are you even coming back to this comment?
User avatar #25 to #24 - varrlegrimscythe
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Because that is the article for pink slime not separated chicken.
User avatar #26 to #25 - yuukoku [OP]
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I know just as much as the general population on this topic! This is apparently your job! How the hell am I supposed to know the difference!? I would expect you to know more about it than me. No, I hope that you know more about this than me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - varrlegrimscythe
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I'm almost a a few more weeks of apprenticeship Journeyman meat cutter, I am required to know this, That and I'm constantly having to explain things like these to costomers it's like the whole sequence is etched into my brain... It's more of a curse really.
User avatar #23 to #22 - yuukoku [OP]
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Yeah, I took debate I get that Wikipedia isn't a source. It's an encyclopedia, I get it. I was only repeating what the damn thing said to give a general idea, I didn't want to sound like some authority on the topic.
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll
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Or, you know. Because industrial machinery generally isn't pink or made of plastic.
User avatar #6 - icda
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Just saying this has been proven fake before
User avatar #5 - loopymoomoo
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mcdonalds doesnt use mechanicaly seperated chicken.
#16 - Nachodip
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#20 to #16 - yuukoku [OP]
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God damn it, Carl makes me so ******* happy.
#1 - ibowtobacon
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#19 - bluwizard
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**bluwizard rolled image** my tubby custard
#14 - anon id: 64719ece
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And tumblr wonders why numerous websites are attacking them...