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User avatar #1 - shemaledong (01/09/2016) [-]
Being a girl is so easy. If I was a girl and lift as much as I do now, I'd be living of some fairly attractive dude right now.
Someone say the weaker sex...
#26 to #1 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
What do you mean "if you were a girl"
You are a girl honey mine specifically
User avatar #2 to #1 - bennybroseph ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
In an evolutionary way though they would be superior because of that. Life is easier because they adapted to fit that lifestyle
User avatar #4 to #2 - yologdogtwo (01/09/2016) [-]
It'l get much harder soon thanks to the internet.

Guy's are talking to each other now and realizing that they are getting a raw deal. I predict that almost an entire generation of guys will get a dog and a flesh light and forgo women entirely. It will not only solve our population problem but it will also solve our feminism problem. If guys don't want to score then they'll give it to them straight. "I don't wont to be with you, not because your independent, in fact I consider that a plus, it's because you're Stupid, Ignorant, pushy, and abrasive."
#8 to #4 - masterofmods (01/09/2016) [-]
except that the people in third world countries won't, so they're gonna start booming while the first world declines. Not necessarily good or bad, but certainly a change of balance.
#51 to #8 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
WITH WHAT THE PLANES WE BUILT TO VISIT THEIR ROTTING COUNTRYS OR THE JETS WE SOLD THEM

AGAIN HOW?

IF WE SMARTEN UP no problems
#65 to #8 - usn (01/09/2016) [-]
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzbWXgM0ygU

It's funny but also terrifies me.
User avatar #6 to #4 - brobathehutt ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Certainly seems to have solved Japans population problem, except it solved it too damn well.
#23 to #4 - Aftershock (01/09/2016) [-]
Abandoning women all together is just quitting. That ain't the solution. It's not women that are stupid, ignorant, pushy and abrasive. It's people. Guys and girls. Difference is, if a guy is more trouble than he's worth, you don't be friends with him. If a girl's more trouble than she's worth, fools are still gonna chase her cause they're thirsty af. If the women in your life are bad enough that that's your impression of women, cut them out of it as much as possible. If there are no women in your life, don't let the hate train tell you what they're like. That's like basing your opinion of men off of what a tumblr feminazi says.
User avatar #85 to #23 - boundangel (01/09/2016) [-]
You are a god sir.
#103 to #85 - Aftershock (01/10/2016) [-]
I accept prayers and monuments to my glory Monday through Friday. Yahweh has a monopoly on Sundays, and Saturday's my day off.
User avatar #104 to #103 - boundangel (01/10/2016) [-]
Well I am a horribly hedonistic woman but I will dance around some fire for your wisdom alone
#42 to #4 - captaincapital (01/09/2016) [-]
>feminist never get to reproduce
>other liberals choose not to because that's racist
>wait 20 years
>they all die with no children
>only mentally sane girls remain
>rejoice
#68 to #42 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
>implying all or even most liberals are insane
>not pointing out conservative republicans are sociopaths
User avatar #28 to #4 - iridium (01/09/2016) [-]
Except that people will still be ******* and having kids and the parents of those kids will be the retards. Which is bad.
User avatar #87 to #4 - enlightednatzie (01/09/2016) [-]
A lot of feminists are angry because most men find a thai woman instead of their unshaved asses. I think i have even seen an article about some woman who was angry at all men in her age (50) went to thailand instead of getting an ''enlightened'' bitch who obviusly dont want to cook the food and clean the house, what most men actually want.

I mean, i could be physically attractiv to a girl but as soon as she opens her mouth and talk about how much third world refugees we must import and how she refuse to cook and clean makes my dick just flaccid. That just gives me the impression that she just wants to sit on her ass and watch opera all day.

I rather marry a thai who are more conservative than an ''enlightened'' bitch who have slept with 50 men before me and brags about how she hates cooking and cleaning.

I mean, all men in the northern part of sweden already have a thai wife and our fastest growing ethnicity are mixed thai/swedes. That is because all women go to fancy schools and read about feminism for 4 years and sleep with numerous while doing that.
User avatar #99 to #87 - silorose (01/09/2016) [-]
Its not just "thai" women. It might be just your opinion but as myself, I might differ slightly than other caucasian girls but I don't want the stress of a job, I'd be perfectly happy taking care of a household, i.e. cooking and cleaning. I actually like cleaning, it relaxes me. There are plenty of women like this in the world not just "asian thai girls". I'm not angry nor abrasive. I just have anxiety problems regarding expectations from my parents (specifcally my father who wants me to be as independent as possible). Also soap operas suck. I'd much rather watch anime + nerdy TV shows (Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, etc). I'm also kind of a tomboy in the sense of I have a lot of guy friends and act like a dude occasionally. But in any case, don't limit yourself to just one race, there are plenty of conservative minded women out there you just got to look for them.
User avatar #15 - jimmydeenbomb (01/09/2016) [-]
i understand that a girl can better a man's life but for a moment let's look at my cousin. my cousin is a hardcore feminist, even asked me to check my privilege ect. so let's look at her boyfriend, he is an editor on the big bang theory while she doesn't work, spends all her time on the internet talking about how oppressed she is, she is terrible cook so he does all the cooking, he's a neat freak while she is a slob. so let's break this down, a man who can cook, clean and makes a good living for himself in the film industry is dating a girl who brings what to the table?
#84 to #15 - pievis (01/09/2016) [-]
It's either that your cousin is hot or the guy has so little self esteem that doesn't think he can have better. Or maybe love, but who cares. If he's working on big bang theory he probably isn't that bright anyway.
User avatar #27 to #15 - krobeles (01/09/2016) [-]
Its funny, because the majority of the time, the most feminist women, are either those lazy, talentless slobs like your cosin, or the incredibly ugly ones.
I've never seen a feminist so is both good looking and well educated and successful.

Just the other day, a bunch of the girls at the university I attend, actually had a discussion during break from our work, about how most women are clueless ******* twats, who dont put enough - if any - effort into actually having attractive qualities. Funnily enough, all of these girls are all very smart and moderately good looking...
#62 to #27 - kaimietis ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
No wonder why.

It's much easier to complain and blame everybody but yourself than to have a successful life. That's exactly what nearly all the radical people (not only feminists, but SJWs, anti-vaccination idiots, conspiracy theorists, "$20/hr burger flippers" etc) do.
#69 to #62 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
>including the people who want the minimum wage raised to a living wage with SJWs
smh
User avatar #83 to #69 - talldumbdork (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't think minimum wage should be a living wage. That being said, it doesn't seem sjw to me, just liberal ideology.
User avatar #43 to #27 - Sunset ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
what about Emma Watson
User avatar #48 to #43 - KazumaKyu (01/09/2016) [-]
Watson might be a feminist but she's not gone insane with it. I wouldn't call her a feminazi, for instance. As far as i'm aware she's been at least moderately reasonable about it.
User avatar #55 to #43 - cognosceteipsum (01/09/2016) [-]
She's an actor. Actors usually only have that talent.
#16 to #15 - originalsss (01/09/2016) [-]
You need to convince the boyfriend to do something
User avatar #11 - chrizzle ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Real Honesty here. Girls if you're finding that the moment men find out you have a BF or aren't interested in sleeping with them. Most of the time its because they are only interested in your for your vagina. This man speaks the truth though. You have to have more to offer then your body if you want people to be interested in more then your body.

Had a super hot room mate girl livving with me once and she was looking for a way to stay in Australia, be it through marrige or whatever have you. and we were out drinking one time and the owner of the pub was chilling with us after a Trivia night discussing all this stuff about possible ways to stay in the country, I'll never forget this because it was ******* great and gave Myself some perspective for when the situation is flipped. When she sudjested about the possibility of this pub owner marrying her he replied. "ok, except im a Unic, what else can you bring to the table" And the girl was absolutly ******* stumped. she sat there for a good 5 mins afterwards zoned out thinking to herself. For the first time in this womans life. she couldn't use her body to get something she wanted because that's all she had. She didn't have qualifications or great querks or a fantastic personallity. Just a georgous body and attractive face.
#94 to #11 - prozack (01/09/2016) [-]
>Addressing girls on FJ
#77 to #11 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I have an education- biology major
I have a personality- I play videogames, I nerd out over any mythology, love exercise, love animals and people, take care of myself
i have a job.
When men find out I'm not interested in sleeping with them they leave. Doesn't matter who or what you are. To some men you're nothing more than a vagina.
#80 to #77 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Because not al men have the desire to be in a stable relationship or another friendship.

I'm sure it's not the case all the time, but some men have already female friends, what they are looking is for a female that will give them something more.

Or maybe your personality it's **** . I cannot know.

All this "men only look to **** "... . A person wants to find what they lack in life, if women started giving men sex in a regular fashion, men would start looking for friendships.

#86 to #80 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
it's not my job to sexually please you. If you can't be my friend unless you **** me then you're not my friend.
#90 to #86 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
"it's not my job to sexually please you."

It's not our job to be your friends whatever your jobs, educations or hobbies are, neither. Stop extracting random conclusions from my answer.

Learn to be humble and stop being the female example of the fedora neckbeard. Not all men look for sex, and a lot of guys have female friends. For a long time I had a gorgeous, single female friend, and I never stopped being a friend just because we wouldn't have sex together, because she was my friend.

You might want to work on your closed mind before talking **** .
#17 to #11 - critizer (01/09/2016) [-]
Whats a Unic?
User avatar #21 to #17 - homestuckxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
He obviously meant eunuch, mate.
User avatar #20 to #17 - phantomcancer (01/09/2016) [-]
Eunuch, castrated man.
#18 to #17 - critizer (01/09/2016) [-]
an*
#19 to #18 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
eunuch
noun
a man who has been castrated, especially (in the past) one employed to guard the women's living areas at an oriental court.
an ineffectual person.
"a nation of political eunuchs"

Basically a man who cant have sex, ergo, the girl cant buy him with her body.
User avatar #61 to #18 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't say "an eunuch" because the word starts with a hard 'y' sound. You don'y say 'an Youtube video' or 'an utility closet'
User avatar #67 to #11 - sooshishef (01/09/2016) [-]
This is why the ones who are virgins are honestly the best when you think about it. They have decide not to have sex, be it for religion or personal choice, until a certain time. They use the time they aren't having sex to actually find what they want to do in life or learn skills that make them wife material.

(I'm excluding feminists in this discussion because they usually aren't looking for a relationship or at least aren't looking for a man who wants to be the dominant figure in the household)
#78 to #11 - bakagaijin (01/09/2016) [-]
Eunuchs are still a thing? Why The Fuck You Lying [Spanish Version]
User avatar #3 - frutus (01/09/2016) [-]
This is true. Of course it goes both ways sometimes, but 99% of couples I see, she's living off of him.
User avatar #10 to #3 - asmodeu (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean it's nice to have someone take care of the home and children (if there are any).
Sure, for cleaning you can hire a housekeeper, but I don't agree with nanny for the children; I think they should grow up with at least one parent around.
User avatar #12 to #10 - frutus (01/09/2016) [-]
I agree. But if all you bring to the table is your genitalia, then you have no saying in the other persons business. Many women forget this and while she wants to be treated equally, she'll still want her man to pay her **** and do everything for her. Work his ass off and still have all the time in the world to listen to her ******** .
User avatar #57 to #12 - satansferret (01/09/2016) [-]
"but being a stay at home wife and mother is just as hard as any job out there"
User avatar #101 to #57 - asmodeu (01/10/2016) [-]
It's pretty difficult, but that's not the point.
It's just plain better to have at least one parent around for the children until they get to around 7-9 years old. makes for better character development if said parent doesn't spoil the **** out of them like most do
User avatar #63 to #57 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, i assume it is a huge pain in hte ass to be around kids all day while trying to keep the house in shape
#49 to #3 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
My wife has already told me that she doesn't want to work at all once I graduate and get my job. She just wants to sit at home, choose our house, choose how many kids we have, etc.
I only exist to fulfil her fantasy of being lazy. Sometimes I miss being single, when my time and money actually meant something to me.
#53 to #49 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Abandon ship before she gives birth to a couple anchors.
#66 to #49 - blackmageewizardt (01/09/2016) [-]
> My wife has already told me that she doesn't want to work at all once I graduate and get my job.

How old are you exactly if i may ask? And why do you have already an wife if you have not even yet an ******* Job nore even beeing graduated?!
#96 to #49 - bigmanfifty (01/09/2016) [-]
You do realise that raising children and running a household is one of the hardest jobs in existence?

You don't get any days off, you're totally isolated in house day after day after day, and you have to deal with ignorant asses such as yourself....
#46 to #3 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
Well look at it this way: Instead of "all guys want is pussy" see "all girls care about is money/looks".
You're a grown man who watches primarily anime, has the personality of wet cardboard, and the physique of a busted tube of biscuits. What the **** else do you have to offer?
not that I am saying that is you, but it is more equivalent as the demand and sacrifice for pussy far outweighs the demand and sacrifice for dick
#70 to #46 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Difference is even the ugly hambeast chicks of the world will get laid and find a husband. The equivalent of the males are going to be laughed at, demeaned, and then die alone. So really your **** doesn't stand up.
#72 to #70 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow it is like you didn't read my post at all. Literally not even a total of five words or you would have seen that was exactly my point, you twit. You can't compare dick to pussy because the demand for pussy is always higher than the demand for dick (in the straight scene). So instead compare dicks to something that men complain about women "only wanting". Like cash, or good looks, which can compare in demand for pussy.
Literally: the point I already made but you failed to ******* read.
User avatar #7 - digitalpariah (01/09/2016) [-]
The most blunt and accurate description of a relationship I've ever heard is "a situation where you trade personal freedom for sexual favors." Doesn't matter if she was a good girlfriend or a bad girlfriend. This basically sums it up.
User avatar #41 to #7 - guillem (01/09/2016) [-]
This shows you've never been in a loving relationship. Yeah, sex is a part of being with someone, but I can tell you it is the least of it. I spend a large amount of hours with my girlfriend, of which maybe 1/10 is sex and the others are keeping each other's company.

A relationship is trading your free time for love, affection and the company of your loved one. If you really think it is just sex, I pity you, because it proves you've never truly been in a loving relationship.
User avatar #102 to #41 - digitalpariah (01/10/2016) [-]
I've been in many relationships. I'm nearly 30. I know what a loving relationship is but I can't say I loved all my exes. Far from it. There are many reasons to be in a relationship, love isn't the most common one.

Loving someone is great. Everyone should do it and never **** it up, but let's be real here. You're not going to love them all. Hell, statistically you're not going to love most of them.
#44 to #41 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
Okay, but I can hang out with my friends without giving up my ability to go out whenever I so choose. I can also hang out with my friends and not be expected to have sex with only them.
I'm in a relationship and a happy one at that. But I don't pretend that I didn't give up certain liberties to have that.
User avatar #47 to #44 - guillem (01/09/2016) [-]
I am not saying you do not give up liberties, of course, if you have X time and you all of a sudden you spend more time with your girlfriend (which you did not before), you're going to have to stop doing things and re-arranging your time. In my case, it was hanging up less with my friends and playing less videogames (which is aggravated by the fact that at the same time I goy my girlfriend, I started simultaneously studying two college degrees).

You give up things for a girlfriend, but you're not "giving them up for sex", you're giving things up in order to be able to spend time with your loved one. That was my point.
#64 to #47 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
But it is given up for sex. There are things you are not allowed to do when you are in a relationship. The only thing you do when you're a couple instead of friends is have sex. I can live with a friend, hang out with a friend, pay to go to dinner with a friend, but I don't have sex with my friends. I have sex with my girlfriend. In order to have that, I have to give up different things like having sex with other girls.
It's like buying a Prius instead of a Pickup truck - I did it for the gas mileage ("I did it to be with the girl I love"), not for the environmental impact ("not to have sex") but that did come with the decision anyway. But because chose a Prius ("relationship"), I lost towing capability ("I can't have sex with other girls").
User avatar #22 to #7 - renacava ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
kinda a superficial way to look at it, in my opinion
User avatar #24 - SognaVetr (01/09/2016) [-]
Reading the comments here - And you all still wonder why you are all virgins?
#91 to #24 - enlightednatzie (01/09/2016) [-]
Actually not. I just dont like going to clubs 'n **** .
#58 to #24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
You must be such a nice guy, I wonder why no girl wants to have sex with you?
#45 to #24 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
What do you mean? The comments actually vary wildly, so I don't see a uniform opinion for your criticism... Not saying you can't critique - I just honestly don't see what you're saying because "the comments" are pretty split on the situation.
#30 to #24 - gloriousthighs (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't have to be a virgin to share this opinion. Women have it much easier in the dating game, at least in youth (I won't comment on mid life because I'm yet to experience it myself). Typically it is expected that the man will ask the girl out, be the one to pick her up and take her on a date of his design, that he may be expected to pay for, all in hopes of impressing the girl. It's evolutionary, the male must impress the female whereas all she must do is decide whether she likes him or not. I'm not going to play that game though. As a man of course I will try to impress people but if they don't impress me in return then I'm not going to stick around just for the physical parts.

For example. At the end of a 'date' about a week ago the girl called me 'oblivious' or something similar for supposedly not picking up on her being obviously into me. I noticed, I just didn't care

I've lost the plot a bit but all I'm saying is that despite the game being a little rigged we can still play it our way. Take them off the pedestal, it's their job just as much as ours to be impressive.
User avatar #25 - kiaserzerg (01/09/2016) [-]
i give a girl 1 of two choices, be a stay at home woman, while i work and provide food and housing, in return i expect hot meal, and stress relief regularly, or, get a job, provide an income, and help balance the chores.
User avatar #75 - redbannerman (01/09/2016) [-]
I just want to find a pretty girl who shares my hobbies... video games, and fitness. I just want someone I can hang out with a lot, play video games with, work out with and then fall asleep next to and hold close to me. I've only ever had one "girlfriend" and even that was hardly even a thing. We went to prom once. Had our first kiss early on as kids. She turned out to be lesbo. So I'm 21 still a virgin who has no idea how to even talk to a lady. The bitch of that is, I'm going to join the Marines, so it's possible I may never stay in one place long enough to build a long lasting relationship with someone. Way I have it figured, I'll only be able to find someone through online dating. And ain't that just the saddest thing.
User avatar #81 to #75 - OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow. You're basically me, minus 2 years and the whole Marines thing. Like the one "girlfriend" that was secretly gay, going to prom with her, and everything is pretty dead on.
User avatar #82 to #81 - redbannerman (01/09/2016) [-]
Small world, eh?
User avatar #40 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
It really seems like people never care for the girls attached to the vaginas do they?
#59 to #40 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
You must be such a nice guy, I wonder why no girl wants to have sex with you?
User avatar #100 to #59 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
**** off dude. Never implied to be a white knight. There's a difference between being a massive pussy, and actually respecting people.

Being a sexist douchebag hasn't gotten you any closer to girls.
User avatar #52 to #40 - Warcom ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
he said "bitches" not girls.... theres a difference
User avatar #93 to #56 - enlightednatzie (01/09/2016) [-]
Wasnt he locked up for planning a killing spree?
#73 to #56 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
better quote a right winged black metal lunatic.
#76 to #73 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
It's scary how a "right winged black metal lunatic" talks more sense than the leaders of European countries.
User avatar #71 to #56 - iphraem (01/09/2016) [-]
amen.
User avatar #74 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (01/09/2016) [-]
Time to vent a little here. When I strive to be a better person, people ask me why. I always say something along the lines that it's for me to get healthy or it's for me to be a better person. In reality, I just want to make sure that I'm the type of person that somebody I would be interested would want to be with.
#9 - cablemans (01/09/2016) [-]
this seems to fit here. i also agree with #4
User avatar #89 to #9 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Well to be fair, this is her career. Shes a pornstar.
User avatar #50 to #9 - putindispencerhere ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd think I'd respect any man or woman for being able to do that.
#5 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #54 - langweilig (01/09/2016) [-]
Next time I deal with a ******* bitch I'm using this
User avatar #14 - xsap (01/09/2016) [-]
when that bitch on Facebook that has no job, or college that constantly posts about Mondays. bitch where do you have to be on moneys?

or that bitch thats taking liberal arts in a community college posts memes of first day of class and last day of finals.
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#105 - coldclaws (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh, funnyjunk. I can smell the cheetos and fedoras from through my monitor
User avatar #97 - ericr (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeaaaa!!! But it's worth more than all I have.
#95 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, I can relate. Was about to date this 10/10 girl, named the hottest girl in my high school back when I was still in school but didn't due to that same reason. She didn't want to go to college because it was too hard, didn't care for anything else and was satisfied working minimum wage while having no job. Her only care was about how she looked and what people thought of her. No way would I have a ******* leech sapping off of my hard work just because she was born with appealing looks and would be good for 15 minutes-30 minutes every other day. When she showed me her report card and I asked about her future, I excommunicated her right away. Haven't talked to her since. No one should lower their standards for anyone.
#98 to #95 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
but.. my standards are high as **** . I expect 5 things:

Funny or Sociable
Hard Working and Intelligent
Open-Minded and Reasonable
Talented with a musical instrument (my genitals don't count but would be nice)
Good lucks and very well off (As an aspiring doctor of the sciences, she must have an almost equivalent paying job)

#79 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
im gay
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