Puppet Master. . I Anonymous 4[ Men} 1 4114243 F File: 1405481 5. (23 KB, ) Pplaying D& D (cael edition) realatively new group mmy best friend is still butthe p
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Puppet Master

I Anonymous 4[ Men} 1 4114243 F
File: 1405481 5. (23 KB, )
Pplaying D& D (cael edition)
realatively new group
mmy best friend is still butthe party is completely new
wwe' re crawling through a labyrinth my friend cooked up
ppretty entertaining fer the most part
eerie ofthe party died from a succubus that was actually an illusion that led him into a pit of snakes which was also an illusion him from being
burned death must " idea Eel
ewe get a point where we meet a traveler
he' s been in the maze fer 15 solid years
tthis checks out because the labyrinth is massive and has its own ecosystem
ewe invite him tag along because he must know the labyrinth betterthan we
after a few mere encounters he brings us a large messy dealwith blue lightbulbing through the cracks
Hells us only he can open the deer
tthe only open if he stands on a certain spot and speaks the deer
we wen' t let us pass until sameone "relieves him of his burden"
vhe' s net carrying anything except fer 15 years of sexual frustration
ewe stare at the
vhe' s completely serious
ewe discuss whe' s going take one fer the team
elm just about say i' d do it when our half erc gees " **** this **** , I' m genna make this guy a puppet"
We shoves his hand up the ' s ass and into his mouth
we then places his new bleedy on the pedestal and shouts while working the mouth "OPEN THE **** UP"
ewe held out breath
tthe deer opens
We kept this guy around fer much longer than we should have and found out it was the ' s brather that got lest- We ended up fooling the into believing the
puppet was his living brather before striking a very easy blew to kill him near the end of our quest.
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Submitted: 08/05/2014
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#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
that was one hell of a natural 20
#3 - gainesy (08/06/2014) [-]
Great stuff
#2 - sovereignty (08/06/2014) [-]
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