Protip: Don't be black. . HIP 5152:! was an. in the game, seconds are counted as minutes so technically you were standing there for 10 minutes starring at her. just watching.
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Submitted: 10/12/2013
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User avatar #68 - thecarter (10/13/2013) [-]
The cops are too ******* powerful in this game, it makes unrealistic
#69 to #68 - slugnugget (10/13/2013) [-]
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wut?
#67 - doctorprofessornv (10/13/2013) [-]
- Get a star for face-planting in middle of street   
- Cops FW
- Get a star for face-planting in middle of street
- Cops FW
#66 - helgrind ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
>Be standing at the mountain lift site as Trevor   
>Waiting for one to come back and bring me up   
>Don't realize I'm near some woman   
>I suddenly hear "let's see what the police think about this"   
>Suddenly one star, cops everywhere   
>Get two stars for running away   
>Cop corners me, kill him   
>15 minutes later, 5 stars and I'm speeding through the mountains   
   
I JUST WANTED TO GO MOUNTAIN BIKING
>Be standing at the mountain lift site as Trevor
>Waiting for one to come back and bring me up
>Don't realize I'm near some woman
>I suddenly hear "let's see what the police think about this"
>Suddenly one star, cops everywhere
>Get two stars for running away
>Cop corners me, kill him
>15 minutes later, 5 stars and I'm speeding through the mountains

I JUST WANTED TO GO MOUNTAIN BIKING
User avatar #64 - spyisspy (10/13/2013) [-]
once i got wanted by getting ran over by a teen driver on her cellphone
User avatar #63 - megatrondecepticon (10/13/2013) [-]
i get this game tomorrow. it looks way too much fun to wait til christmas for.
User avatar #59 - agentdennis (10/13/2013) [-]
That's how I died the first time. I got the cops called on me for snagging a pic of some sweet booty and they shotgunned me in the chest. All I did was try and walk away and they blasted.

Now I know the black man's struggle.
User avatar #55 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
tips for staying out of jail
#51 - basichaharemix (10/13/2013) [-]
Dumb bitch!
Dumb bitch!
User avatar #48 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
2 seconds in this game is a minute so personally, if a black dude was standing next to me and just staring for 5 minutes, I'd probably call the cops too.
User avatar #61 to #48 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Hope your joking.
User avatar #72 to #61 - harrisonfordor (10/14/2013) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar #49 to #48 - soupkittenagain (10/13/2013) [-]
2 seconds is 2 minutes.
User avatar #71 to #49 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/13/2013) [-]
In GTA 5 it's 30 seconds in game per second in real life. It takes 48 minutes to lose a bounty, or 1 day in game.
User avatar #52 to #49 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
Ah, the game that you lost must have been laggy on the one occasion that I monitored the time speed. Either way, all the more reason.
User avatar #46 - SumGai (10/13/2013) [-]
It's better than standing in the prison's parking lot as an officer drops his cigarette and casually walks up to you to shoot you in the face with a carbine assault rifle.
#45 - kiershar (10/13/2013) [-]
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#50 to #45 - zorach (10/13/2013) [-]
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#42 - moggz (10/13/2013) [-]
Does anyone have any gifs from the other guys. If you have one in particular. the scene when the two guys are in the classroom. and they say best chance to survive is to do your hardest to not be a black or any minority in general. if you did that would be so awesome.
User avatar #40 - Tvfreek (10/13/2013) [-]
Just like Payday 2. Seriously, it asks you to go scope out a store, but as soon as you walk in, everyone knows that youre going to shoot up the place and steal their stuff.
#35 - holmesc ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
for those that don't have the game
GTA 5 GAMEPLAY - WOMAN CALLING POLICE ON ME
User avatar #34 - tittylovin (10/13/2013) [-]
This game is ****** up in a couple of ways.
There's a couple of missions you fail if you try and drive carefully and about red lights.
Speaking of red lights, for some reason there's never anything BUT red lights in the direction you're driving.
Seriously, it's really rare to get a green light, and they only last like 1.5 seconds.
Oncoming traffic is a bit odd. I've noticed that if you're in a mission, any mission, they drive into you a LOT.
I don't know if this is to make it harder or what but it's really frustrating to fail a mission because of a random car driving across the median just to **** you over.
A couple of times I've even seen cars go from stationary at a red light to in my lane nearly instantly with no trouble, some impossible **** going on there.
#47 to #34 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
I must be the odd one cause I rarely get red lights, then again I'm driving too fast to notice, SKEELZ NIGGUH, seriously though in my experience it was pretty balanced.
I must be the odd one cause I rarely get red lights, then again I'm driving too fast to notice, SKEELZ NIGGUH, seriously though in my experience it was pretty balanced.
#41 to #34 - hairysmellyanus (10/13/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't drive in real traffic if you think you're ever supposed to get green lights
User avatar #28 - trollwaffle ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
i was stood next to a police officer as franklin and he got frustrated and blew his nose (snot rocket) at the police, thus getting me killed.
User avatar #29 to #28 - trollwaffle ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
and i definitely meant to say trevor
#25 - thatpony (10/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - missrainbowdash (10/13/2013) [-]
stand your ground, and don't back down.
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