Protip: Don't be black. . HIP 5152:! was an. in the game, seconds are counted as minutes so technically you were standing there for 10 minutes starring at her. just watching.
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User avatar #4 - yoo (10/13/2013) [-]
in the game, seconds are counted as minutes so technically you were standing there for 10 minutes starring at her. just watching.
User avatar #57 to #4 - namesboo (10/13/2013) [-]
W...W...Why would you stand there for 10 minutes and let him anyway?
#12 to #4 - John Cena (10/13/2013) [-]
actually for the first time ever 1 second counts as 30 seconds
User avatar #58 to #4 - asked **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
then the cars are slow as ****
#8 to #4 - betesta ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Then again, she has been standing there for 10 minutes too and she didn't even think of moving.
User avatar #19 to #8 - neznanc **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
That must have been a stunning gaze.
User avatar #23 - smokerocks (10/13/2013) [-]
Pulled out a shotgun and blasted two guys standing a street corner. One white, one black. Paramedics showed up and tried to revive the white guy. It failed, so they left.
#39 to #23 - asdflower (10/13/2013) [-]
Trespass on a white dudes property, nothing happens.
Trespass in the hood, damn ***** you gun die.
User avatar #70 to #39 - smokerocks (10/13/2013) [-]
That's been the American way for 100+ years. All started when gangs of KKK pricks on horses would ride around trying to kill blacks. Police and politicians didn't do **** to stop it, so the blacks went out and bought a ******** of guns.
So thats why, to this day, you do not **** with black neighborhoods.
#56 to #23 - mitchr (10/13/2013) [-]
That is amazing and horrible all at once.
That is amazing and horrible all at once.
User avatar #1 - breaken ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
For real WTF, it happens on all of them not just Franklin. Trevor I can understand.
#45 - kiershar (10/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - agentdennis (10/13/2013) [-]
That's how I died the first time. I got the cops called on me for snagging a pic of some sweet booty and they shotgunned me in the chest. All I did was try and walk away and they blasted.

Now I know the black man's struggle.
#10 - deathbyrevenge (10/13/2013) [-]
I was playing one of the missions and I had to follow someone in a car that was obeying all traffic laws. They took to long in one spot so I started spinning tires because I was bored. The bus driver behind me got out of the bus and pulled me out of the car to attack me. NPC's in that game are weird.
User avatar #15 to #10 - sasyboncho (10/13/2013) [-]
That the one where you follow the janitor?
#53 to #15 - deathbyrevenge (10/13/2013) [-]
That very one
#22 - gibroner ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #27 - spyisspy (10/13/2013) [-]
the space of aids
User avatar #3 - zaggystirdust (10/13/2013) [-]
sad thing is that seems pretty accurate
#66 - helgrind (10/13/2013) [-]
>Be standing at the mountain lift site as Trevor   
>Waiting for one to come back and bring me up   
>Don't realize I'm near some woman   
>I suddenly hear "let's see what the police think about this"   
>Suddenly one star, cops everywhere   
>Get two stars for running away   
>Cop corners me, kill him   
>15 minutes later, 5 stars and I'm speeding through the mountains   
   
I JUST WANTED TO GO MOUNTAIN BIKING
>Be standing at the mountain lift site as Trevor
>Waiting for one to come back and bring me up
>Don't realize I'm near some woman
>I suddenly hear "let's see what the police think about this"
>Suddenly one star, cops everywhere
>Get two stars for running away
>Cop corners me, kill him
>15 minutes later, 5 stars and I'm speeding through the mountains

I JUST WANTED TO GO MOUNTAIN BIKING
User avatar #46 - SumGai (10/13/2013) [-]
It's better than standing in the prison's parking lot as an officer drops his cigarette and casually walks up to you to shoot you in the face with a carbine assault rifle.
#2 - John Cena (10/13/2013) [-]
this game is actually programmed quite poorly
User avatar #13 to #2 - breakfastskippa (10/13/2013) [-]
I know, NPCs in car rarely react to me and just crash in to me all the time.
#38 to #13 - asdflower (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah that's usually a hassle. I don't know how many times I've died running across the highway like a mad man, gun in hand, suddenly getting hit by some ******* idiot that thinks the road is for driving. If I survive, I think them with a swarm of lead to the rear window and steal their cars.
User avatar #44 to #13 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
GTA has always been like that.
#60 to #2 - duedum (10/13/2013) [-]
You're programmed poorly

Hue
User avatar #7 to #2 - ivoryhammer (10/13/2013) [-]
Well, it is Rockstar.
User avatar #6 to #2 - hasanaat (10/13/2013) [-]
What? That's just like real life man.
#51 - basichaharemix ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Dumb bitch!
Dumb bitch!
User avatar #48 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
2 seconds in this game is a minute so personally, if a black dude was standing next to me and just staring for 5 minutes, I'd probably call the cops too.
User avatar #49 to #48 - soupkittenagain (10/13/2013) [-]
2 seconds is 2 minutes.
User avatar #52 to #49 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
Ah, the game that you lost must have been laggy on the one occasion that I monitored the time speed. Either way, all the more reason.
User avatar #71 to #49 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/13/2013) [-]
In GTA 5 it's 30 seconds in game per second in real life. It takes 48 minutes to lose a bounty, or 1 day in game.
User avatar #61 to #48 - enclavexremnant (10/13/2013) [-]
Hope your joking.
User avatar #72 to #61 - harrisonfordor (10/14/2013) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar #5 - andytang (10/13/2013) [-]
to be fair you are likely a criminal worthy to be on the fbi's most wanted list
#14 to #5 - John Cena (10/13/2013) [-]
FIB*
#67 - doctorprofessornv (10/13/2013) [-]
- Get a star for face-planting in middle of street   
- Cops FW
- Get a star for face-planting in middle of street
- Cops FW
User avatar #64 - spyisspy (10/13/2013) [-]
once i got wanted by getting ran over by a teen driver on her cellphone
User avatar #34 - tittylovin (10/13/2013) [-]
This game is ****** up in a couple of ways.
There's a couple of missions you fail if you try and drive carefully and about red lights.
Speaking of red lights, for some reason there's never anything BUT red lights in the direction you're driving.
Seriously, it's really rare to get a green light, and they only last like 1.5 seconds.
Oncoming traffic is a bit odd. I've noticed that if you're in a mission, any mission, they drive into you a LOT.
I don't know if this is to make it harder or what but it's really frustrating to fail a mission because of a random car driving across the median just to **** you over.
A couple of times I've even seen cars go from stationary at a red light to in my lane nearly instantly with no trouble, some impossible **** going on there.
#41 to #34 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't drive in real traffic if you think you're ever supposed to get green lights
#47 to #34 - harrisonfordor (10/13/2013) [-]
I must be the odd one cause I rarely get red lights, then again I'm driving too fast to notice, SKEELZ 			******		, seriously though in my experience it was pretty balanced.
I must be the odd one cause I rarely get red lights, then again I'm driving too fast to notice, SKEELZ ****** , seriously though in my experience it was pretty balanced.
User avatar #40 - Tvfreek (10/13/2013) [-]
Just like Payday 2. Seriously, it asks you to go scope out a store, but as soon as you walk in, everyone knows that youre going to shoot up the place and steal their stuff.
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