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#13 - nicholasgreen (10/20/2015) [-]
Obligatory dog post. This is my pup Boomer. He's the Sorority Relations Chair for my fraternity, Sigma Pi. I don't know if I'd still be around today if I never got him, he pulled me out of a deep depression. Everyone post pictures of your loyal hounds!
#230 to #13 - bigwhoopmagazine (10/21/2015) [-]
This is my Black Lab/Border Collie mix, Daisy
#231 to #230 - bigwhoopmagazine (10/21/2015) [-]
And this is my Jack Russell Terrier, Haley (also known as "Pup-Pup")
#257 to #13 - septicaemic (10/21/2015) [-]
This is Ash, she was the reason to get out of bed and face the day also the most fun, clever as **** , loyal and crazy dog I've had. I miss her and I won't love anyone else as much as I've loved here.
#101 to #13 - brandnewaccount (10/21/2015) [-]
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You got an awesome dog dude. I miss our house dog, that big goofy bastard also whats good, from Alpha Mu chapter
#107 to #101 - nicholasgreen (10/21/2015) [-]
Beta Nu chapter! What's happening brother? What happened to your pup?
User avatar #111 to #107 - brandnewaccount (10/21/2015) [-]
Never thought Id find a brother here haha, and nothing bad happened to her. I graduated and moved. I havent been back to the house in a 3 years
#218 to #13 - kristianpistian (10/21/2015) [-]
My Gordon Setter!
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#171 to #13 - DidYou (10/21/2015) [-]
New puppy Moses!
#217 to #171 - cptamericanpsycho (10/21/2015) [-]
Is that a keeshond?
#224 to #13 - inkredibill (10/21/2015) [-]
My sweet baby, Duchess.

Mini Schnauzer. Love of my life. <3

Loved seeing everyone's dogs btw.
#225 to #224 - inkredibill (10/21/2015) [-]
Duchess in her pillow fort.
#237 to #224 - thatssotoby (10/21/2015) [-]
She's adorable Schnauzers are the best!

This is my best buddy, Hector. I only have until summer left with him and then I have to move to the other side of the country for college
User avatar #240 to #237 - inkredibill (10/21/2015) [-]
Thank you. They are the best.

I love your little Hector. Don't worry, he'll be there for you when you get back.

Waggin' that nub. :3
User avatar #246 to #224 - joppo ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
**** that looks like my dog, hahahaha **** !!!!!
#125 to #13 - CAPSEDDIE (10/21/2015) [-]
God damn my dog is old...
(he's still better than everyone else's though)
User avatar #133 to #125 - andyrewd (10/21/2015) [-]
Is your dad Quentin Tarantino?
User avatar #216 to #133 - CAPSEDDIE (10/21/2015) [-]
No, he would never allow me to run dead ****** storage out of my garage
#297 to #133 - chokebee (10/22/2015) [-]
I think he never seen him them.
#175 to #13 - lolwtfdairyqueen (10/21/2015) [-]
This is my Chihuahua.
Her name is Twinkie
User avatar #268 to #175 - sliverriver (10/21/2015) [-]
She looks high as f
#180 to #13 - nyctonightingale (10/21/2015) [-]
My pooch, Mini. She's a Corgi/Border Collie mix and she has the personality of a stubborn 7 year old. She looooves to talk and whine at everything and is a total pain in the ass. But, as I type this, she is curled up next to me against my leg and is fast asleep. I love her to death, for sure, despite the fact she's a bed hog. I literally have like a foot and a half of space to lie down in right now because of her dopey ass.
#89 to #13 - baderkadunk (10/21/2015) [-]
here's my dog Oscar. He thinks he's a Jedi.
#229 to #89 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Welcome, young Oscar. I've been expecting you.

Meet Darth Derp (not really). My old chihuahua.
#285 to #229 - baderkadunk (10/21/2015) [-]
also, here's this.
User avatar #284 to #229 - baderkadunk (10/21/2015) [-]
i spit soda on my keyboard
#114 to #13 - Zebness ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Here is my dog, Yoda.
#115 to #114 - Zebness ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Majestic as **** .
#163 to #115 - poeg (10/21/2015) [-]
looks kind of like my dog Ruben
#212 to #163 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
Hahaha haha omfg who loves a ****** dog and names him ruben?!?!? Like a corned beef ****** sandwich!?!?!? A hahaha hahaha the ruest of Bens hahaha hahaha ****** ruben.
User avatar #150 to #115 - narddogg ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
looks awesome, what breed is Yoda?
User avatar #151 to #150 - Zebness ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
He is part Black Lab, part Golden Retriever, and part Australian Sheppard.
User avatar #154 to #151 - narddogg ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
sick mix m8
#155 to #154 - Zebness ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Thanks dogg
#79 to #13 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
Onee of my favs. Had to put her down last month. 12 years old.
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#32 to #13 - uninstall (10/20/2015) [-]
cat died a few years ago due to leukemia, but the dog is almost 3 now, so thats nice
i miss him
#44 to #32 - nicholasgreen (10/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that man. My cat died about a year ago, and I had him for 17 years. They're up in kitty heaven now.
#55 to #44 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
what if there is no kitty heaven
#84 to #55 - nicholasgreen (10/21/2015) [-]
Don't you do this to me.
#60 to #13 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** my dawg
#75 to #60 - rattygoner (10/20/2015) [-]
**rattygoner used "*roll picture*"**
**rattygoner rolled image**yeah well my dog is cooler than yours.
#296 to #75 - chokebee (10/22/2015) [-]
But.. that's a good roll.
#214 to #13 - youraicist (10/21/2015) [-]
My dog Rakel when she was a pup
#215 to #214 - youraicist (10/21/2015) [-]
She's Majestic as **** , she sadly lost an eye at 4 due to genetic ************ . still gets BIS at dog shows tho. she's 5 now
#176 to #13 - alseides (10/21/2015) [-]
This is Fuzz, my Maltese-Shih Tzu hybrid. He's a pain in the ass and always up to no good but I love him just the same.
#146 to #13 - llpanic (10/21/2015) [-]
Here's my crossbreed dawg
His name is Terry
#116 to #13 - lolchrisdont (10/21/2015) [-]
This is Rhea, she is my star child.
#228 to #13 - babybeel (10/21/2015) [-]
Here's rumler
He's a cross breed between staffie and collie, but his staffie genes are way more dominant.
#102 to #13 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
#196 to #13 - catburglarpenis (10/21/2015) [-]
Here's a picture of my most loyal hounds.
#298 to #13 - chokebee (10/22/2015) [-]
This was Harry my loyal, friendly and smart companion who died half a year ago being 13 years old.
#93 to #13 - elsanna (10/21/2015) [-]
Here's my Foxhound, Theo.
#250 to #13 - harbingerwolf (10/21/2015) [-]
The rescue dog i worked with in a kennels, she has been there for like 2 years, no one wants to adopt her because she's old, i'd adopt her in a heartbeat if i had my own place
#209 to #13 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
little doggo, Kuzco

kuzco da busco
#206 to #13 - kinginthenorth (10/21/2015) [-]
Really my brother's dog, but he's still a furball. Although he's full grown now, he's still as much of a furball as he was a pup
User avatar #233 to #206 - thatssotoby (10/21/2015) [-]
That's a bear!!
#258 to #233 - kinginthenorth (10/21/2015) [-]
He is one fluffy bear though.
User avatar #145 to #13 - llpanic (10/21/2015) [-]
I have only one queston... will he live? boomer will live
#92 to #13 - blkjk ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
This is Jayce, he is a feline.
But he is also Khajit. He acts very similar to a dog but I would rather a dog.
#129 to #92 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
A cat is fine too.
#17 to #13 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
#18 to #17 - nicholasgreen (10/20/2015) [-]
You win.
#3 - postwhatevs (10/20/2015) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Some people just dont know how to raise dogs, then you get **** like this. Hahah can't wait till they get children hahahahah.
User avatar #170 to #3 - alphagex (10/21/2015) [-]
You spoke my words.Thank you
#267 to #3 - adamks (10/21/2015) [-]
I read something about this do, and how it was actually an incredibly well trained dog. Don't remember the specifics but, it was something about it being able to follow two commands at once, which is what is happening in the picture. So you're wrong. They do know how to raise dogs.
#4 to #3 - beastmawd (10/20/2015) [-]
dogs are suposed to be protective
this is a small ********* breed but still..
#14 to #4 - Ricogator (10/20/2015) [-]
You shut your whore mouth, corgis are adorable
#54 to #14 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
Can my old man get in on the fun? He's fifteen so he's going to do what he does best.....sleep.
User avatar #82 to #54 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
The Corgi ages like fine wine, except nobody ever pointed at a bottle of old wine and said "That ****** adorable!"
User avatar #184 to #82 - jonball ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
So you wait for dogs to become old age and then you drink their blood?
you sick ****
User avatar #190 to #184 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
wow, r00d
User avatar #126 to #82 - mrjunebug (10/21/2015) [-]
You've obviously never seen my dad. Good riddance, you beautiful ******* disaster.
#223 to #54 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
he's going to die soon
User avatar #293 to #223 - eatwaffles (10/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, eventually. Nothing lives forever. He may seem all slow and half gone, but if you whip out a laser pointer, he's suddenly a puppy again.

Corgis are the best.
User avatar #34 to #14 - KazumaKyu (10/20/2015) [-]
There is no problem that cannot be solved with mass amounts of corgis. I am convinced that corgis are the answer to all of life's woes. World peace? Corgis. National debt? ******* . CORGIS.
User avatar #40 to #34 - shaddyz (10/20/2015) [-]
Please do not **** Corgis
#42 to #40 - KazumaKyu (10/20/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #138 to #131 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
oh my ******* god it's like heaven ********************
User avatar #139 to #138 - lokischosen (10/21/2015) [-]
I had others like it but the links died, take this too puu.sh/1AJEA
User avatar #185 to #139 - psykobear (10/21/2015) [-]
puu.sh can make videos?
#291 to #34 - furiousmarshmellow (10/21/2015) [-]
Actors on strike? CORGIS

Here's Welsh Mith and Doggy Lee Jones on the set for Men in Bark 4.
User avatar #294 to #291 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
I'd watch it.
#292 to #291 - furiousmarshmellow (10/21/2015) [-]
The picture on Google showed it much bigger than that.
User avatar #239 to #34 - xfishy (10/21/2015) [-]
World hunger? Corgies.
User avatar #290 to #239 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
O-okay? We could train them as hunting dogs, I guess. They could roll over their prey in a massive ball of adorable fluff. That's what you meant, right? haha
User avatar #201 to #34 - sabcy (10/21/2015) [-]
I miss read that as orgies as I was scrolling past.
User avatar #205 to #201 - KazumaKyu (10/21/2015) [-]
I guess technically that would work too. As long as everyone involved is like a 3/10 or better, orgies could also potentially solve any problem.

... except overpopulation. Seems rather counterproductive there, actually.
#165 to #14 - furiousmarshmellow (10/21/2015) [-]
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
SEE THE INVISIBLE!
ROW!
ROW!
FIGHT THE POWAH!
User avatar #140 to #14 - platinumaltaria (10/21/2015) [-]
A lot of things riddled with birth defects are cute.
User avatar #166 to #140 - Ricogator (10/21/2015) [-]
Is that what your mother tells you
User avatar #167 to #166 - platinumaltaria (10/21/2015) [-]
I was gonna say that
User avatar #7 to #4 - burningchimera ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Not to their owners, if you have a dog that growls at you like this then you did something wrong.
User avatar #8 to #7 - chikibriki ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
who said it was his dog?
User avatar #117 to #4 - thelastelephant (10/21/2015) [-]
>corgis
> **** breed

Pick one
#51 to #4 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
You shut your whore mouth
User avatar #77 to #4 - mydreams (10/20/2015) [-]
how ******* retarded to you have to be have tiers for breeds?
User avatar #245 to #77 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
"You have standards? What a retard"
User avatar #276 to #245 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
I have standards for people not animals lol wtf a dog is a dog, no other dog will love you more or be better just because it's a different ''Tier''
User avatar #277 to #276 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
So you have standards for the much more complex lifeforms but not for the ones that have clear differences and objective qualities?
I don't even know what to say.
User avatar #278 to #277 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
yeah why have standards for such a simple creature, are you even asking me?. Having no standards for complex lifeforms means I love cats and hate them, dogs don't have agendas or opinions that don't apply to your own, they love unconditionally or at least I think so.
User avatar #279 to #278 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
Well if you get a pet just because you want to feel loved, then I guess, but some people train them and are physically active with their pets, y'know?
User avatar #280 to #279 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
But why tiers?
User avatar #281 to #280 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
because he was *********** and " ********* " is a nice buzzword
User avatar #282 to #281 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
Before you were mocking me now you agree with me. Damn I'm good ;)
User avatar #283 to #282 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
I didn't say I disagree with him nor that I agree with you.
User avatar #288 to #283 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
You don't have to say it to be true
User avatar #289 to #288 - yibdiy (10/21/2015) [-]
Assuming a bit too much.
User avatar #295 to #289 - mydreams (10/21/2015) [-]
okey
User avatar #238 to #4 - chrizzle (10/21/2015) [-]
Protection training should never in any circumstance be undertaken unless the dog has a flawless obediance to start with. Because if you don't, you have a dangerous dog capable of dangerous things out of controll.

With household and personal protection the Dog should never EVER make the decission to attack without your command. This is how the millitary do it. this is how the police Should do it more.

Source- A Qualified dog trainer with the NDTF and Decoy trained
User avatar #232 to #3 - oxidous (10/21/2015) [-]
This dog was trained to do that. He was given a command word to become aggressively protective over the person on the left.
#21 to #3 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
If I had to guess I'd say the person in blue is female and is likely the dog's owner, while the person in red is probably her boyfriend. Which means the dog sees itself as the alpha, and the guy is coming into his territory and getting all up on what he views as his property (the woman).

It's probably less of a failure to raise the dog and more that the dog just doesn't know the dude in red yet.
#90 to #21 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
If your dog still views themselves as the alpha OVER YOU, you have not raised your dog correctly.

It's not really a big deal with smaller dogs, though.
User avatar #211 to #90 - brolylssj (10/21/2015) [-]
OR a dog raised by a woman from a puppy dislikes adult men.
Pretty common. And it happens with almost every breed.
User avatar #227 to #211 - ciacheczko (10/21/2015) [-]
Yes. Happens, pretty common. WHY?

>>#21 , rinse and repeat.

Women can't raise dogs for **** . Not all of them, chill. They treat them like fun pets and lack the leadership and character to be tough when they should be to actually make them trained and obedient dogs.

It's women who give sneak snacks, it's women who make up for their unfulfilled mother instincts with animals all the time, get overprotective and unreasonable. Who spoil their dogs and bitch at everyone who even dare criticise their pets - which is most likely the reason why the corgi growled at the guy - The dog knows the woman will stand with him, not with the guy, so he gets bossy. He knows he's allowed to.

It's pathetic to see that even in places where I'm a bloody guest, dogs listen to me better than to their actual owners, because I, for one, don't act like a little bitch towards them, and they just know. Dogs always know. If they act like in that gif, it's because they don't have any respect.
User avatar #266 to #21 - angelious ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
that IS a failure in raising a dog.


you need to train your dog so that it doesnt see itself to be the packmaster AND that the dog doesnt get aggressive towards strangers. this is a shoddily raised dog.
User avatar #10 to #3 - iexs ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
You don't know if it's his dog, when he got the dog, or if the dog is trained to do that.
User avatar #15 to #3 - slypenguinisme (10/20/2015) [-]
"till they get children" hur dur
#45 to #3 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
if you watch the source this dog is trained. i get what you're saying, but in this case its wrong
User avatar #53 to #45 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
Where is the source? I'm on my phone, so I'm wondering if that's why I can't find it. I'd like to read up on whoever trained that dog.

If it's supposed to be trained to protect, they failed miserably. Most decent training programs train the dog to put their body between the victim and the aggressor first. If the aggressor doesn't back off, the dog just straight up attacks, usually when the victim says a command or makes a gesture. For the most part, aggression isn't shown until the command is given, it's more like a game for the dog. Depending on the breed, they'll even look excited and happy right before attacking, not wide eyed and snarling, unless that behavior was intended.

So I'm interested in the technique and why their style is different. I'm no expert; just a girl who has some professional training under her belt. Not much, but enough to wonder.

If anyone is curious, look up German Shepherd protection training videos. They are intense, but you don't see any flash of teeth. Properly trained dogs treat the experience as a game or a hunting experience, not a show of power. That's why they'll release and attack on command, because it's a game. Now, Rotties meant to protect the trash yard are different. Since the corgi is obviously in a household, you want him or her to be properly trained, not stupidly trained.

Anyway, you probably won't see this as an anon, but if anyone else knows, please let me know. I'd like to see.
User avatar #158 to #53 - SoulRyuu (10/21/2015) [-]
Here's the source. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz88IKZeLIw

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#112 to #3 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
>Immediately inferring the worst possible scenario from a 10 second cute gif

that aside its more likely that the dog doesn't know the owner of the hand, and the dog is getting pissy when he touches someone the dog knows which could be to his left
User avatar #137 to #112 - captchakid ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
thats not cute
User avatar #149 to #137 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
cute, funny, neat, w/e
#153 to #149 - zlojeb (10/21/2015) [-]
Neither of those 3 lol.
User avatar #159 to #153 - captchakid ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Yea, it was pretty intimidating. Even from a corgi. Dont want my fingers bitten off.
#123 to #3 - revelent (10/21/2015) [-]
Wasn't this a dog specifically trained to protect its owner, as some sort of anti rape/assault/whatever measure?
User avatar #157 to #3 - SoulRyuu (10/21/2015) [-]
Quite the opposite for this dog. The owner made a sound to get the dog to play angry, but in this video you can see it's well trained. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz88IKZeLIw

Also the dog is a TV champion apparently.
#58 to #3 - dabombmanater (10/20/2015) [-]
My dog used to play like this. I kid you not. She'd growl and snarl extremely loud and you'd just keep putting your hand near her face or even in her mouth but when you stopped she instantly started wagging her tail and licking you. We had her for 16 years and she never bit a person in her whole life. Damn I miss that bitch
#11 to #3 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**If the dog was adopted like that or trained like that is not the problem. The problem is that these people think the behavior is 'cute' and are reinforcing that behavior. It will not, as the commenter above puts it, be so cute when a young child tries to go to their mother and gets bitten.

Small dog or not, the canine teeth are still about an inch long. Little dogs are incredibly fast. By the time you've punted, kicked, punched, or done whatever it is you said you'd do in that situation, the damage is done.

This isn't funny, at all, to me. This is a dog that needs some serious retraining to be a family dog. If they are training strictly for protection, then that dog should know to protect all members of his or her family from threats. Having a hand placed on a person as shown in the video is not a threat, and shouldn't be treated as such. Can you imagine getting into an argument around this dog? If it's a service dog protecting a fallen victim, then he or she needs to be trained to relent to people in uniform so they can treat the victim. Again, the level of threat needs to be understood by the dog, not just attacking whoever comes near.

If it's for none of those reasons, then you are dealing with an aggressive dog that needs strong boundaries. That behavior needs to be extinguished, or you risk the wellbeing of others as well as the dogs wellbeing.

I'll step off my soapbox now.
User avatar #24 to #11 - crypticmerle (10/20/2015) [-]
You're exactly right.
This is clearly something that was viewed as cute when he started doing it and it's being treated as a game. There's no move to correct the behavior, instead it's "Lol let's tape it, how funny". But it's only amusing until someone gets bit.
I have corgis (cardigans, not pembrokes like in the gif though) and I would never allow my dogs to present this kind of behavior. The dog should not view itself as the alpha, the dog should be taking cues from the person who owns it to decide what is appropriate behavior.
If someone is entering my house, I don't discourage them from alert barking initially because I don't mind the protective nature they can have to deter burglars. But once I tell them to calm down and cease the behavior they will gladly interact with the person once they've been established as a guest rather than an intruder. There should be no showing of teeth unless the other person behaves in a threatening way to warrant it.

What the dog is doing isn't protection, it's aggressive possessiveness and sooner or later it's not going to be someone who knows to watch out for the warnings. A stranger, a child, someone is going to get hurt.
User avatar #49 to #24 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
I absolutely agree. Corgis, especially, should be taught to curb the behavior since they are herding dogs and nipping already comes naturally. They want to know where they stand in the pack, and this one knows the pack only consists of him and his one human. Everyone else are considered threats. That's a horrible way for a dog to live, considering they are social animals.

My opinion, the dog isn't confident enough either in his humans to protect him and themselves or in his own position within that family. Proper socialization, a steady routine, and a strong, rock steady leader is what this dog needs now. He's, or she's, not a parlor trick; he feels and understands what's going on around him to an extent. Constantly reinforcing either the fear or aggression reaction isn't good for him. It'should not solidifying his position, it's either undermining it or making him fear for it. An overly anxious dog is a biting dog, and aggression stems from that anxiety when it becomes too much.

This really makes me upset because it happened to my dog Jax. He's been Craigslist hopping most of his two years of life, because they thought his anxiety was cute. He 'smiled' and 'protected' the young children of the household....all up until someone raised their voice at him and he bit them. He finally landed at my house as an anxious bundle of fear; it's taken tons of patience, a lot of understanding, and mutual respect to get him even remotely family friendly. He will still bare his teeth if you reprimand him for chewing something (he's 85lbs and chews things when left alone), but he calms when he realizes I'm not going to kill him for it. He used to pee himself, cower, snarl, and snap....now he just lays down and bares his teeth until you look away from him. I'm hoping more time and patience will help that too.

I'm glad someone else feels the same way. I don't mean to come off sounding preachy, but these dogs don't ask to live with us. The least we can do is make an effort to understand their behavior, and understand that they aren't human. They need a job, a solid position in the family, and they absolutely must feel safe and secure in both of those places. These videos frustrate me.

#22 - zionsype ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
When you try to get with his girl at the club
User avatar #301 to #22 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
What's the original song called on this webm? Also sorry for bringing you back to an old comment.
User avatar #302 to #301 - zionsype ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Moon - Hydrogen I think
User avatar #303 to #302 - bigbuttjackson ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #69 to #22 - Endofzeeworld (10/20/2015) [-]
When you try to get with his girl when you like hurting people, don't you?*
User avatar #71 to #70 - Endofzeeworld (10/20/2015) [-]
the song is from famous game Hotline: Miami. I misquoted it, the actual quote from the game is "Do you like hurting other people?"
#95 to #22 - ugoboom ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
When you try to get with his girl at the disco
User avatar #304 to #95 - zionsype ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
nice text color
User avatar #305 to #304 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
nice late as **** reply
User avatar #306 to #305 - zionsype ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
sry I time traveled
#2 - rockergamer (10/20/2015) [-]
i hate that **** so much

my dog ******* growls at me when i try to wake up my mom in the morning

nearly attacked my cat when he jumped up on the bed with her
User avatar #48 to #2 - bugman (10/20/2015) [-]
In the source video the dog is responding to a verbal command from the guy with the camra. He trained the dog to growl/threaten but NOT bite people who appear to be threatening his wife when the dog hears the command.
User avatar #5 to #2 - thelastamerican (10/20/2015) [-]
That'd be a punched dog right there. Mother ****** , I am the alpha here, you are beneath my contempt.
#20 to #5 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
>I am the alpha here

If a dog behaves like this towards you, you're not. At least not as far as the dog is concerned. In dog's eyes you haven't asserted your dominance over the "pack", and it doesn't respect your authority and right to do as you please.
User avatar #23 to #20 - uniowl ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
that's why it needs to be shown that it is not. Maybe not punch it, but some other way
User avatar #33 to #20 - alleksi ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Wolves don't even ******* have an absolute alpha leader mentality.

The alpha in the pack isn't the biggest and strongest one. The alpha's in a wolf pack are the genetic parents of at least some of the wolves in the pack. Wolf packs consist of the parents and their kids (and then some randoms)

Disciplining your dog through "alpha mentality" (physical punishing/intimidation) is quite stupid. If your dog behaves well thanks to you punishing it physically, it's probably not because you're such an alpha in its eyes, it's probably because the dog is ******* scared ******** of you.

Obviously dominance is important as a dog owner, but you don't need violence or threatening to achieve that. Positive reinforcement is great.
User avatar #61 to #33 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
I've found that, if you really watch 'alphas', they aren't even intimidating or demanding. They're kind of.....disinterested. if they don't want to be bothered, they walk away. It's the 'subs' that stay put and follow the 'alpha' around, trying to initiate contact, receive food (because they are the parents), or play...or even just receive affection.

Now, if you challenge the 'alpha', then be prepared for some aggression, but otherwise everyone is pretty secure and knows their place. A dog, or dogs, in the household know the humans aren't fellow dogs, but will exhibit the same behaviors, especially if you had them since puppyhood. At that point, you ARE their parent, and when their needs arent understood or met, or both, you get a nervous wreck of a dog.

Like right now, my dog Jax is trying to get my attention because it's almost dinner time. He's licking my arm because I won't let him lick my face. I know he's hungry, but I'm ignoring him because dinner is at seven, not when he wants it. I don't even look at him when he does this. He will eat when I say so, and it will be after I pretend to 'eat' from his bowl.

Am I a dog? No. Is this a wolf pack? No. But we have to mimic some behaviors to make certain dogs (my Jax is an anxious mess and is still settling into his place in my home) feel safe and comfortable. The 'alpha' is not the most intimidating, it's the one who makes the pack feel safe, comfortable, and full. When any of those stop or disappear , the 'alpha' is challenged and either usurped or the pack disintegrates (or the food returns, if starvation is the issue, or the alpha calms his tits instead of acting psycho).

They aren't humans. We aren't dogs. We have to meet at a comfortable ground. A spanking to us means discipline for something we did wrong, a spanking to them might mean 'holy **** , I'm going to die, DEFEND!'. We don't understand that the subtle eye shift when verbally reprimanding our dogs means that they concede; it's not always a full belly show that proclaims you are more dominant than they. The belly show is for when they trust you won't kill them; if you haven't earned that (I haven't yet, but we are working on it), then you still have work to do.
User avatar #63 to #61 - alleksi ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
> I know he's hungry, but I'm ignoring him because dinner is at seven, not when he wants it.

This is exactly the good kind of dominance. Not punching your dog like #5 is saying.


>The belly show is for when they trust you won't kill them
Our dog has such a thin back that he can't even lay on his back
User avatar #65 to #63 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
For those capable, of course. My old man just flops on his side for belly rubs. Jax won't even let me near him yet when he lays on his side; he immediately sits up for any petting.

I'm going to guess he was abused at least once while hopping houses through Craigslist before I adopted him. He's doing waaaaaay better than when I got him a year ago, but it's been a rough ride. I can't stress enough the importance of a strict schedule, long walks with a weighted backpack, and being calm but stern when disciplining. Especially for a nervous, frightened, or abused dog. And no hands, ever, especially with this type. The second you do, the trust you've built for so long and all the training you accomplished goes right out the window. You have to start all over.

He's a super sweet boy when everything is calm and quiet. He's a perfect friend for my daughter, who suffers from sensory integration disorder. Neither can deal with too much noise and they both thoroughly enjoy each others company, and know when enough is enough. I don't let them play unsupervised though, as I suggest with any and all animals also. Kids sometimes don't know what they're doing.
#62 to #61 - eatwaffles (10/20/2015) [-]
Forgot the picture of Jax currently begging. It's hard not to give in to that cute face. Sorry, can't rotate the image using edit on this phone. Why it auto rotated, I have no idea.
User avatar #161 to #33 - lapsushominum ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
You have no idea how much it bugs me that the "alpha" thing about wolves is perpetuated and then people try and apply it to dogs and let alone humans like wtf.
Behaviors that those people think are your dog trying to assert its dominance over you or some ******** are the result of unclear or inconsistent messages you're sending your dog. Jumping up on you or wanting to be the first out the door to go on a walk isn't asserting superiority, the dog is just excited for ***** sake and hasn't been consistently taught otherwise that you don't like that behavior.
#41 to #33 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
1.) Dogs are not wolves. They are descended from wolves, but domesticated dogs have drastically different displacements and temperaments from even captive wolves.

2.) Why are you climbing up my ass about being physically violent to dogs? I said nothing of the sort, that was all >>#5. All I said was dog owners who don't display dominance end up getting pushed around by their own pets.
User avatar #47 to #41 - alleksi ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
>Why are you climbing up my ass about being physically violent to dogs?¨

I didn't want to make two comments.

>Dogs are not wolves.
of course not. Dog behavior evolved from a wolf and adapted to fit in with humans. The social behavior of a dog is a mix of wolf pack mentality and human family mentality, both of which are family orientated and in neither case does absolute alpha mentality exist.
User avatar #249 to #41 - thelastamerican (10/21/2015) [-]
If a dog gets violent with me, I'll get violent right back. I'm not letting a dog bite me, especially if it's my dog. I can't imagine raising a dog so poorly that it tries to bite someone else that lives in the same house because they got too close to me. It's not 'cute' it's dangerous.
User avatar #252 to #20 - thelastamerican (10/21/2015) [-]
My dog doesn't behave towards me like this at all. Because my dog was raised to not growl or snap at people.
User avatar #88 to #5 - rhblink (10/21/2015) [-]
you punch your dog? thats ******
User avatar #248 to #88 - thelastamerican (10/21/2015) [-]
No, I don't punch my dog, because my dog doesn't do stupid **** like try to bite me when I get close to the things he considers his property. Like his food bowl or his bed. Because he knows I'm the one in charge, not him.
#43 to #5 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
the alpha thing has never been true. a dog knows you're not a ******* dog
User avatar #251 to #43 - thelastamerican (10/21/2015) [-]
True, but the dog does know that I'm in charge and he isn't.
#67 - thebaconstripman (10/20/2015) [-]
best frame
User avatar #118 to #67 - notsam (10/21/2015) [-]
Someone draw this
#253 to #67 - harbingerwolf (10/21/2015) [-]
Actual best Orbital frame.
#128 - binuclear (10/21/2015) [-]
******* dogs, how do they work?
User avatar #142 to #128 - cantfindausername (10/21/2015) [-]
"Sounds like he's getting slaughtered"

Yeah, that would be accurate description.
#213 to #128 - SuperHyperCrazy (10/21/2015) [-]
That's not a dog, that's a human soul trapped in a dog's body screaming for help.
User avatar #12 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Oh god the dogs face is priceless. It's like "I hate you but if I bite you I get put outside, THIS MAKES ME MADDER"
#30 - CosplayNinja ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
I've had lots of dogs in the past (mostly collie or shepherd mixes of some sort) and the way to prove dominance to a dog would normally be gentle but firm correction and putting your body over theirs.
My husband and I just adopted a malamute/ german shepherd 9 month old puppy. He was great the first week and then snapped at me when I grabbed some spilled dog food between his paws. I went through my old training techniques that worked with all my other dogs but he kept getting more and more possessive (over his kennel, food bowl, even my husband). He'd stare at me and then lunge, snapping (like the old 'two for flinching' game).Then I did some research on the breed. Apparently, with breeds that are job types (intelligent, stubborn, ect) and not family type (ready to please, loving, ect), you have to show dominance in everything you do, not just during correction, or they will feign submission and then attack you when you least expect it.
Now, I make sure I go through doors before he does, I eat before he does, I give him the toes he wants to play with, I make sure he walks beside me on our walks instead of in front. I'm also training him on lots of different tricks that he has to do to get treats or petting. It's getting a lot better and now we're working on reducing his chase instinct because the poor cat is scared ******** .
User avatar #121 to #30 - nyxeos (10/21/2015) [-]
I have a lab/malamute. For us, the first two years required some pretty strict training. Mine wasn't as dominant as yours, so not as strict as what you're doing though. Once we got past that two year mark though, everything stuck really well. She's a great dog now and rarely ignores a command. When she does it's usually because my mom is saying it in a high pitched voice with no tone to back it up, so it doesn't sound like an actual command. Point is if you keep with the training, your pup should be an amazing dog once he gets past the puppy stage.
User avatar #35 to #30 - devilofscience ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
I was so ******* confused as to why you where giving your dog your toes to play with.
#36 to #35 - CosplayNinja ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
ah... toys.... not toes... ewww.....
User avatar #37 to #36 - devilofscience ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
exactly.
#38 to #37 - CosplayNinja ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
Weirdo dog will lick my husbands toes if he's not paying attention to him. I've never heard my husband squeal like a girl before...
#57 to #30 - rozgul (10/20/2015) [-]
"...the poor cat is scared ******** ."
#199 to #31 - thememevaluator (10/21/2015) [-]
sleep tight pupper
#100 to #31 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** ayy lmao
User avatar #76 to #31 - WillWalrus (10/20/2015) [-]
sleep tight pupper
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sleep tight pupper
#147 to #31 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
deep right supper
User avatar #178 to #31 - demonpinguin (10/21/2015) [-]
Sleep tight pupper

Could really use this with midterms, panic attacks, and people close to me sadly dying.
#200 to #178 - thememevaluator (10/21/2015) [-]
You can do it man.
Clint Eastwood would frown upon the mere inference of you, failing at being strong.

Don't be your best now, just be enough for you, press hard and don't miss the chance to remember yourself your reasons for not giving up.
lol jk die faggot
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sleep tight pupper
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User avatar #122 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/21/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ that chihuahua will wake up and run around everywhere and bark louder than any decibels produced by any sun ever.
User avatar #127 to #31 - kalagas (10/21/2015) [-]
sleep tight pupper
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Sleep Tight Pupper
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thanks, mr. skeletal.
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Sleep tight pupper, forever
#106 to #99 - snarp (10/21/2015) [-]
now i'm sad
#1 - lehberga ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
#210 to #168 - trolololer (10/21/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** more like cunt protector but ok
User avatar #256 to #210 - dirtmelon (10/21/2015) [-]
Ah **** . I can't believe you've done this.
#286 to #256 - trolololer (10/21/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** Isn't that what that slightly autistic Australian guy was saying when he got punched by his friend? It was either a vine or a really short video
#16 - doggifseveryday (10/20/2015) [-]
what a jerk
#80 - severepwner (10/21/2015) [-]
How can you just let your dog growl at you like that? You don't let your dog threaten you ever.
User avatar #91 to #80 - nudybooty (10/21/2015) [-]
It really depends, if it's an old fart of a dog sometimes they get confused and growl at things they don't mean to. My old dog will sometimes growl when I'm doing something until she realizes its me then she shuts up and will try to lick me.

She also growled at a chair once....I think she thought it was a stranger.
User avatar #94 - doombunni (10/21/2015) [-]
We used to have a yorkie who would flip out whenever my siblings and I were wrestling He would start to snarl and force his way between us so we'd stop
User avatar #119 to #94 - nyxeos (10/21/2015) [-]
My dog is half lab half malamute. If anyone is pushing/wrestling, she will push her way in between and bark at one of them (and I just mean one large bark, not a constant stream). If someone is hitting a punching bag, she will push her way in between and bark at the bag. If I am pushing someone, she will push her way in between and bark at the other person. If I hug anyone, she will just push her way in between. If someone does a big jump into the pool, she will run to where they jumped from and bark at them. She nipped my brother on the butt once when we were wrestling, nothing hard didn't even bruise, but we made sure she wasn't in the room if we were wrestling again.
#236 - totl (10/21/2015) [-]
highly dominant, recommend punishment.
#144 - flowgo ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
Little bastard thinks he's the alpha. should break that behaviour or he'd just get worse
User avatar #187 to #144 - dehnoobshow (10/21/2015) [-]
The video shows him being trained to do so.
The guy then does a specific hand sign and then the corgi goes back to playful.
User avatar #6 - psychadelicace (10/20/2015) [-]
Protecting the booty
#207 - bwiedieter (10/21/2015) [-]
I would smack that little **** with a newspaper until he learned to respect me. How can you let it get this bad?
User avatar #244 to #207 - Gandalfthewhite (10/21/2015) [-]
could be a boyfriend that the dog doesn't know. Still not good though
#192 - anon (10/21/2015) [-]
this is Winston
#208 to #192 - bwiedieter (10/21/2015) [-]
Hi Winston!
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