Protect yourself from Canadians. . use this charm to pretest yam pests them unwanted Canadians anything between these leaves will be to bur mountie friends as i Protect yourself from Canadians use this charm to pretest yam pests them unwanted anything between these leaves will be bur mountie friends as i
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - anon id: a3686404
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(08/18/2014) [-]
I don't think there is such a thing as "unwanted canadians"

also, tumblr is cancer
User avatar #69 to #10 - hattheifbatman
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(08/25/2014) [-]
?????????
Does it work for America?
?????????
User avatar #12 to #10 - perform
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Quebec is a prime example of unwanted Canadians.
User avatar #50 to #12 - landartheconqueror
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(08/19/2014) [-]
the only time i accept Quebec is during the winter Olympics. because more than half of the medals earned for Canada are by Quebecois
User avatar #45 to #12 - EasyEnzie
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(08/19/2014) [-]
this is true.
User avatar #18 to #12 - monswine
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(08/18/2014) [-]
technically, it`s only the ones who refuse to speak english.
User avatar #35 to #18 - mangostormlegend
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(08/18/2014) [-]
There are four levels of Quebequois:

1. English-speaking nice guys. Small but under-appreciated minority
2. French-speaking okay guys who would speak English. That's most of them.
3. French-only speaking guys who look at you wierd when you walk by. Avoid.
4. Die-hard Frenchies who dream of the day when Quebec separates from the rest of Canada. Avoid these impatriotic ********** at all cost.
User avatar #37 to #35 - monswine
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(08/18/2014) [-]
I dream of the day Quebec will be its own country, but I don't want to kill/torture/rape/re-educate/expel non-french speakers. I think it's a tragedy that there has been such miscommunication between separatists and federalists for so long.
User avatar #51 to #12 - iizsimon
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(08/19/2014) [-]
why tho
#41 to #12 - anon id: 2fd986f4
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(08/19/2014) [-]
only on the road
#39 to #12 - anon id: 62ce6eea
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Quebec is just unwanted. Even by Canadians.
User avatar #42 to #39 - perform
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(08/19/2014) [-]
But they are, by definition, Canadians.
User avatar #26 - vorarephilia
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(08/18/2014) [-]

admin cannot see text written in between this psychic shield of arrogance.
I bet he doesn't even lift.
#61 to #26 - ilikethisusername
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#28 to #26 - pootismang
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Not saying I tried to flag this as hate speech, but....
User avatar #29 to #28 - vorarephilia
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(08/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware lowly peasants users couldn't flag mods. Maybe its a new feature or something idk.
User avatar #30 to #29 - leonhardt
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(08/18/2014) [-]
It's been around since phanact was first made a mod.
#34 to #30 - vorarephilia
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#38 to #26 - failtolawl
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#43 to #38 - vorarephilia
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(08/19/2014) [-]
I'll admit I thought it was him for a moment.
I'll admit I thought it was him for a moment.
User avatar #3 - swordmasterredman
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(08/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it, why is it just leaves?
#47 to #3 - desreversti
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User avatar #9 - masdercheef
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Uhhh... yeah, guys! I just can't believe someone would post a blank post like that! Ha! haha! Hahaha!




Field Log, day 43. Cover is holding up, but may fail soon. Objective remains the same: find out where they keep the maple syrup, and acquire it for the US Government.
#46 to #9 - anon id: 5c88f64c
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(08/19/2014) [-]
YOU!
how Canadian of you c:
User avatar #32 to #9 - mangostormlegend
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Oh, you're just here for the maple syrup?

Well why didn't you say so? Pretty much all of it is made in Quebec, so PLEASE go ahead and **** them up.
For us.
No, I'm serious, we don't like them either.

Oh, but save some for us, eh?
User avatar #40 to #32 - masdercheef
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(08/19/2014) [-]
You know, I always hear about how Quebec and all of Canada don't necessarily get along (to put it lightly)

What exactly is the deal with that? I've only ever heard it from non-Canadians, so hearing the reason from someone who actually lives there would be nice.
User avatar #65 to #40 - mangostormlegend
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Well, my history might be a bit off, but here goes:

The conflict between Quebec and the rest of Canada dates all te way back to the classic British/French rivalry. Both nations were some of the first to explore the New World. The French were the first to put a permanent and successful colony in what would later be known as Quebec along the St. Lawrence River and the Great Lakes, while the British created the Thirteen Colonies. During the Seven Years War, the British invaded the French colony, known as "New France" at the time, and ended up taking it over. Naturaly, this did not go over well with the French Loyalists. Luckily, after the American Revolution (during which, I may add, over 11,000 French Loyalists were deported for fear that they might support the Americans), the colony was split into the British "Upper Canada" colony near the Great Lakes, and the French "Lower Canada" colony in present-day Quebec (It was named after geography).

Now, the problem with Quebec these days is they kind of let the whole "keep your French rights" thing a bit too far. Most Quebequois I've met were nice people, but that's not the issue. The problem is that Quebec to this day refuses to allow the British to have overruled them so many years ago, and acts like the spoiled brat of Canada. It's because of them that all Canadian product labels are bilingual, and school children must learn French and learn their history. And how does Quebec repay us? By attempting to gain independence from the rest of Canada at every single national election, that's how. At the same time, Quebec also wants to still use the Canadian Dollar after independence, as well as full use of the Canadian military and power stations. And when Quebec's not attempting to separate, they're overruling the Canadian Constitution because "**** you, we're French" in order to further oppress their English-only minority.

tl:dl we can't do anything about Quebec, and they use that to their advantage
User avatar #66 to #65 - masdercheef
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Wow. Sounds like a bunch of dicks.
User avatar #67 to #66 - mangostormlegend
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Yep
#27 to #9 - orelse
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Y'know you're saying yer inner monologue out loud, right?
Oh, and the Maple Syrup is right over dere, eh?
User avatar #5 - needhansolo
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Iv seen these just leaves posts before, to all my fellow Canadians try pouring maple syrup between the leaves, it will show words. If it doesn't then just swell with pride because of maple leaves and maple syrup together!
User avatar #33 to #5 - mangostormlegend
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(08/18/2014) [-]
I poured maple syrup all over my screen and it got even worse.

Thanks, asshole.
User avatar #8 - trivdiego
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(08/18/2014) [-]
this isn't funny in any way
Try posting an actual joke instead of somebody commenting on a blank post
User avatar #25 - dikslapping
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(08/18/2014) [-]
Canadians, cover the leaves and you can read it.
User avatar #36 to #25 - mangostormlegend
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(08/18/2014) [-]
HOLY ****, IT WORKS
User avatar #13 - itumblr
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If only the whole internet could use that tactic, we would get rid of all the stupid Canadians.
#17 to #13 - anon id: 6f033558
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You're trying too hard.
#19 to #13 - anon id: 02241f2f
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You ain't even trying.
#31 to #13 - altari
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u wot m8?
#44 to #13 - mattwithnonumbers
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(08/19/2014) [-]
dude... even your user name screams bait
#58 to #13 - electricpillow
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User avatar #20 to #13 - crispybomb
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(08/18/2014) [-]
This is some top of the line b8 m8.I would say this b8 is a 8/8.Seriously this a some gr8 b8 you have here.People pay top dollar for this kind of gr8 b8.
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman
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(08/19/2014) [-]
??????????????
**** canada
?????????
User avatar #48 - danzaiver
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(08/19/2014) [-]
FINALY! someone makes a canadian joke without using "eh" or "aboot"
User avatar #49 to #48 - popeflatus
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(08/19/2014) [-]
And aboot time too friend.