Proof of jesus you dumb athiests. . The atheist' s nightmare. Note that the banana: 1. Is shaped for human hand 2 Has surface 3. Has outward indicators of inwar Proof of jesus you dumb athiests The atheist' s nightmare Note that the banana: 1 Is shaped for human hand 2 Has surface 3 outward indicators inwar
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The atheist' s nightmare.
Note that the banana:
1. Is shaped for human hand
2 Has surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward
contents: ( early, Yellow
just right, Blackfoot late.
4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5. Is perforated on wrapper
tir wrapper
I ls shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
9. ls pleasing to taste buds
10 Is curved towards the face to make
eating process easy
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#11 - andovaredoras
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(04/06/2014) [-]
This is what the banana was originally like inside, full of seeds with pretty much nothing to eat. Until it was artificially altered (-by humans-) to be the banana we have today.
User avatar #14 to #11 - goldenfairy
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(04/06/2014) [-]
There's also only one species of bananas remaining. If epidemic happens bananas will become extinct.
#3 - bastardusnorvegi
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(04/05/2014) [-]
there is something else perfectly shaped for a mouth
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill
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(04/06/2014) [-]
so does the penis
#8 - burningwombat
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(04/06/2014) [-]
For you all that don't get it. The banana, as we know it today, is a human dependent species. Coming from a single mutated plant which farmers cloned and planted repeatedly and over many generations. Much like corn it would not be found in the form that you are most used to without human intervention over many generations. For you all that don't get it. The banana, as we know it today, is a human dependent species. Coming from a single mutated plant which farmers cloned and planted repeatedly and over many generations. Much like corn it would not be found in the form that you are most used to without human intervention over many generations.
#16 - anon id: f4f069f0
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I seriously have no idea how you have survived for more than one month on this earth without forgetting how to breath. 1: It is not shaped for a human hand. It is just curved.
2: I honestly do not see how this indicates anything. **** has a non slip surface, does this mean it was specifically engineered for human? 3: Nearly all fruits have indicators like this *******. 4: That "tab" you talk about wasn't used until about 300 years into the human race. 5: I am not even going to bother this one is so thick. 6: ANY ******* NATURAL THING IS BIO DEGRADABLE. In Jesus's time, nobody gave a ****. 7: If you want to say this the a penis is shaped for a human mouth ******* . 8: A sausage of **** has a point on top for ease of entry. 9: So is chocolate, but that wasn't made by Jesus. 10: THIS DOESN'T MAKE THE ******* EATING PROCESS EASY.
User avatar #15 - lulzdealer
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(04/06/2014) [-]
I am a banana and I can confirm this
#12 - kawaiimofodesu
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(04/06/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this (enlarge)
User avatar #9 - mkgt
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(04/06/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. Every banana is a result of genetic engineering.
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#1 - anon id: dd42fee5
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I never know if these are serious or jokes... I want to believe it's a joke but some people are just so thick.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairysmellyanus [OP]
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(04/05/2014) [-]
They used to be considered facts by a large number of Christians.
User avatar #5 to #2 - epicalania
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(04/05/2014) [-]
despite wild banana plants bearing fruit with little resemblance to the bananas we eat?
How can anyone use these as facts to prove atheists wrong if humans made bananas this way using basic genetic adaptation and selective breeding?
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairysmellyanus [OP]
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User avatar #4 to #1 - meganheartz
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(04/05/2014) [-]
This was actually real, and person who posted is probably doing it for ***** and giggles.