Projecting My Problems Onto Y'all. . m HIKE Ilt Ills MIT Mill THIEVIUS Ill l} l] ll. E_[ MINT HAVE m HEART TO Tell Elicit ) ratat. i dont care if its the youve read, you tell her its great and all and that it has its own unique appeal, then you go into detail about one of the characters or  i also think her dreams are unreal
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Projecting My Problems Onto Y'all

m HIKE Ilt Ills MIT Mill THIEVIUS Ill l} l] ll. E_[
MINT HAVE m HEART TO Tell
Elicit ) ratat
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Submitted: 03/18/2014
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User avatar #3 - mulk (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i dont care if its the ******** **** youve read, you tell her its great and all and that it has its own unique appeal, then you go into detail about one of the characters or some **** , seem all interested or whatever, then you say why you like it (obvious flattorial ******** ) and then you say what she could improve.

then you get sex'd because she is dripping wet,

bang, instantly 10/10 pussy and hopefully she will improve
#7 - grandelaquq (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sucking at something is the first step at becoming sort of good at something
#1 - pokemonstheshiz (03/18/2014) [-]
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#19 - vladstronsy (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My friend/GF/Stalker wrote smut about me. It involved me being tied down to my bed and being scissored by a woman three times my age.    
   
It was actually kind of hot in a creepy fashion.
My friend/GF/Stalker wrote smut about me. It involved me being tied down to my bed and being scissored by a woman three times my age.

It was actually kind of hot in a creepy fashion.
#48 - adrenalinbbq (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's not a fanfic unless it's based off another show. It's just a story, otherwise.
#45 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/19/2014) [-]
I like how everyone's assuming it's erotic fanfiction.
User avatar #39 - alfrebecht (03/19/2014) [-]
That's uh.... that's not a fanfic mate.
Unless you watch a show or read something about yourselves which she then writes fanfic of.

Which would be awesomely meta.
User avatar #29 - sociocat (03/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>person on funnyjunk
>is in collage
>has a girlfriend
>obviously not a real person on funnyjunk
User avatar #15 - KayRed (03/18/2014) [-]
That's not fanfiction dude.
User avatar #14 - medianoche (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>implying fanfiction doesn't always suck...
User avatar #4 - sirfapaton ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me of this FML i once saw where a girl said his boyfriend left college to write a book. The book was about the first time they had anal and it was poorly written
#59 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
If it helps, my friends have been making a comic about me in a romantic relationship with a fictional character from my favorite movie.   
It's been seven or so years now and they're still going strong.   
All because I said the picture they original drew was "funny" and was stupid enough to ask a follow up question about it...
If it helps, my friends have been making a comic about me in a romantic relationship with a fictional character from my favorite movie.
It's been seven or so years now and they're still going strong.
All because I said the picture they original drew was "funny" and was stupid enough to ask a follow up question about it...
#53 - vengultimum (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
God, no guys, it wasn't supposed to get this far. I thought it would be thumbed down into oblivion. She doesn't even go on this site, but some of my friends do. God, what if she sees? I mean, thanks for the thumbs, but god damn.
User avatar #51 - ihatem (03/19/2014) [-]
It's not about being right, it's about being supportive
User avatar #37 - mrpavelowgrimm ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
post that **** !
#24 - zeusdagod (03/19/2014) [-]
As a user of funnyjunk I can only assume she has so little to work with
User avatar #18 - comexx (03/18/2014) [-]
Convince her to put it up on the internet, wait for a review or write one when she's not looking and say "Well, at least you tried" and "Well I think it was beautiful".
#17 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Why didn't you just say something sweetie?
#10 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Bring up funny times or some **** interesting enough to make a decent book. Don't shut down her dream (if her dream is to write books) but try to help her make a decent book and give her your honest opinion. BE DAMN SURE TO DO THIS: "In my honest opinion (this part/section/whole book) isn't something that I think will sell." Then offer to help (not necessary but makes you a good bf ) and hope she'll accept. Then you guys could make a decent selling book. If the book doesn't do that well be sure give her plenty of support and get her to keep trying (if it is her dream try at 150%); "The flaws of your first book are the ink to your best sellers." (original to the best of my knowledge).
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