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Programming in real life vs in movies

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#2 - jyobso (12/05/2013) [+] (132 replies)
Programming in real life would not be done on a mac
User avatar #39 - tokitoki (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Spending hours staring at the screen going through all your logic, when it turns out it was something stupid like a missing bracket.
User avatar #1 - breaken ONLINE (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Love that website hackertyper.net/ hit f11 and look like a BOSS
User avatar #6 - vexaton ONLINE (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs
you hunt one out, patch it around
127 little bugs in the code
#79 - locke (12/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the two worst thoughts while programming:
1. this works... i don't know why.
2. this doesn't work and i don't now why.
#57 - tkfishandchips (12/05/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at First Train Sighting ** How closely can I look at this line of console output.
#127 - zzidmbizz (12/05/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 clicked the sound button to unmute it.... pic related
I ******* clicked the sound button to unmute it.... pic related
User avatar #160 - Durp (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Don't forget the table flipping when there's something wrong with your code and you.cannot.find.it.
User avatar #161 to #160 - Lambda ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Or when you fix it and 10 more things go wrong.
User avatar #18 - pfccross ONLINE (12/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
a friend of mine is currently ******* with the league of legends sound files to play whatever sounds he wants on the champions.
#150 - Valak Dhur (12/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I wish i knew how to program or code
I wish i knew how to program or code
#124 - itemseller (12/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
hackertyper.com/ the website for fake hacking
User avatar #170 - grandmabetty (12/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget they tend to shout bogus **** like "CRACKING MAINFRAIM"
"OH NO THEY'VE INITIATED THE TRACKER"
"BREACHING BACKDOOR 226"
"WE HAVE A 2 MINUTE WINDOW TO EXECUTE PROTOCOL ONE NINER BRAVO"

and **** like that
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User avatar #198 to #193 - Shiny ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Programming isn't hard on paper (unless you're using some ******** language like Haskell). They're hard because what seems like a simple, straightforward development process quickly snowballs into a neverending, hellish labyrinth of pitfalls, syntax faus pas and incredibly obtuse programming tools.
User avatar #180 - alphavsomega (12/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Go to this site, press F11 and type **** to look smart hackertyper.com/
#203 to #202 - alphavsomega (12/06/2013) [-]
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
#177 - fairnheight (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#162 - janjoord (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did I forget a bracket? **** now it's gonna bother me till I reread all the goddamn code.
Is that that a capital I or a lowercase l?
Goddammit I used a colon instead of a semicolon.
#159 - ashinydoornob (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lets not forget this gem of the movie world

I actually had to write a 2 page paper on the movie vs real life.
User avatar #175 - zzforrest (12/05/2013) [-]
I code like in the movies when I know what I'm doing.
"Oh I know how to make a simple Vector class!"
*types like a maniac*
"Oh I know how to fix 300 errors and 2,000 spelling mistakes!"
User avatar #173 - expeditas (12/05/2013) [-]
well what do you expect when you write it so crammed up like that?
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