Professional. sauce: vectorbelly.tumblr.com/post/52893898988/twitterthecomic-obama-and-his-crack-team-of-nsa. TOUCH THE 'llm. It's not that, that part of the toilet is extremely dirty or anything. It's just that I know my dick isn't the only one to have touched the rim before. webcomic funny poop NSA
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Submitted: 07/21/2014
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#3 - trogenfrihet (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It's not that, that part of the toilet is extremely dirty or anything. It's just that I know my dick isn't the only one to have touched the rim before.
#4 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I had always figured that guys put their dicks on their laps so that there wouldn't be any dangling in the cold, wet toilet... (Ok, so it probably wouldn't get in the water or anything, but still. If I had a dick, I wouldn't let it dangle like that.)
User avatar #6 to #4 - zomitlu ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
dont want piss on my lap
#10 - kmichel (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Is that what people do? I've always done it this way myself:

1.) Sit down on toilet seat
2.) Dip penis into water to test the temperature
3.) If temperature is correct, proceed to poop

Otherwise you might get cold water up your butt.
User avatar #2 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**caffeine rolls 5,258**
#7 to #2 - thevajmaster (07/21/2014) [-]
once this bastard gets his quads we need to down thumb him into oblivion
#14 - thelethalhorker (07/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**thelethalhorker rolled image**
#16 to #14 - rialy (07/22/2014) [-]
**rialy rolled image** I'm sorry for your roll. Take this instead.
User avatar #23 - sirpoopcloud (07/22/2014) [-]
Crudbump "NSA"
User avatar #12 - jaegarbombastic (07/22/2014) [-]
What's up with the U?
#30 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
He doesn't squad? ******* casual.
User avatar #24 - vegeta (07/22/2014) [-]
they made a feature length movie about this happening to your mom
it's called pacific rim
#22 - YeYouKnoMe (07/22/2014) [-]
**YeYouKnoMe rolled image** mfw that happens
**YeYouKnoMe rolled image** mfw that happens
#20 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** "thuis"
#1 - spilll (07/21/2014) [-]
**spilll rolled image** hfw
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