Productivity In A Time Of Need. . Why do yean always Ferget to put the malet seat dawn? may an the seat pedal to lift Mi the. It's a bullSht arguement. When men get in the toilet we need to put it up because it's down. If women get in the toilet they put it down, thats equality. Or you
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Productivity In A Time Of Need

Why do yean always Ferget
to put the malet seat dawn?
may an the seat pedal to lift Mi the
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User avatar #3 - iexcitenerds (02/09/2014) [+] (45 replies)
Woman never rly say that irl XD I know im a girl
#6 to #3 - Craigulon ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
#18 - mankey (02/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
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#7 - anonymous (02/09/2014) [+] (17 replies)
It's a bullSh*t arguement. When men get in the toilet we need to put it up because it's down. If women get in the toilet they put it down, thats equality.
Or you know, just let me piss outside.
#50 - settantaventi (02/09/2014) [-]
clyde??!?? CLYDEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!
#21 - holyfool (02/09/2014) [-]
"Black man arrested for everything".
#1 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (02/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #139 - vegeta (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be me
>super *****
>no time to hold it till home
>stop at fancy bathroom with seat pedal
> ***** wrank yo
>spewing out my ass at mach 5 speed
>move to gain footing
>step on pedal
>thrown off head first into stall door
>crying in **** and blood
>leg caught on seat and can't move from dehydrating ***** scared out of me
>use blood and toilet paper to write last will and a good bye to my loved ones because no one uses public restrooms anymore since the iphone 7s drain pipe app
>mfw this is the cost for women and men not having to look before they sit.
#121 - uguuu (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Would't it be better if both (man and woman) use the toilet lid properly and covered the toilet after you do your business like you are supposed to? Pic vaguely related
#28 - include (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #181 - cbadlaxer (02/10/2014) [+] (15 replies)
first dubs decides my profile picture
#193 to #192 - itsmebigd (02/10/2014) [-]
Well, hope you enjoy this.
User avatar #36 - payseht (02/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's not gender equality, unless you're a feminist.
Seriously, though, put the lid down, not just the seat. That way, you both have to make a little effort and it doesn't favor any gender. Plus, hygiene. When you flush, all that piss water won't splash everyone. It's the only logical solution.
User avatar #77 - jokersaysamuseme (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I never understood why women always complain about the seat not being down. It takes less than a second to look down and check its in the right position for you.
#110 to #77 - dudewitharake ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I've wondered that myself, but anytime a guy brings that sort of question or argument up it's instantly "omg stop being such a male chauvinistic pig you cockwaffle #dealwithit #nomakeup #feminism" incredibly exaggerated "quote" of course, but you get the idea
User avatar #214 - eiad (02/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
thanks for stealing my content
#157 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well I always put the toilet seat back UP again, since it's my boyfriends apartment.
#206 - naturalman (02/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If I leave the seat in the proper upright position and a woman wits into the bowl because she didn't look 1. she does something stupid which i never do 2. she better put the toilet seat back up when she is done 3. if she attempts to complain I will first laugh at her stupidity and if the complaining persists I will remind her that I was kind enough to lift the seat so I didn't piss on it for her, the least she can do is not sit into the toilet water for herself, yes I know she needs extra consideration because she is inferior bu unless there is a proven and admitted handicap I will tolerate only so much intentional stupidity, and also, at the end of the day, it's my way or the highway dumpling. Most will disagree but strong and the wise are with me.
#209 to #206 - widar ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
How does it feel to never get a girlfriend?
User avatar #197 - deatl (02/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i got pink text for life about 6 years ago, i come back online after about two years and it is gonewtffff
User avatar #202 to #197 - capslockrage (02/10/2014) [-]
Odd how you got pink text 6 years ago on a 3 year old account
User avatar #88 - wooyoungkim (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Age old argument about the toilet seat

Why Clyde? Why did you leave the toilet seat up?
User avatar #75 - zantheo (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I live with 2 other dudes. The toilet seat is more up than the movie by Pixar.
User avatar #52 - respectyourmom (02/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
i live alone and im a guy, my seat is ALWAYS down because i know how to piss thru a hole. if you have problems aiming, then drink water, practice makes perfect.
#57 to #52 - bollenn ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Yer probably circumsized?
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