Prison Compilation Part 2: Russia. Source is National Geographic. Prison Comp - Norway: Part 1: /Prison+comp+Bastoy+Part+1/funny-pictures/5050183/ Part 2: /Pris russia prison comp vladimir
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#94 - mezzjuc [OP]
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You think this prison is rough? Next one is going to be a turkish prison, while Black Dolphin is high security, this turkish prison is mostly focused on inflicting pain to the inmates. I'm warning right now for some pretty disturbing images, none of them gore though. Keep an eye up or subscribe or whatever! Will start making it now!
MFW seeing some of the pictures
#107 to #94 - epist
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i am turk and i cant wait your comp.
User avatar #117 to #107 - thewitchking
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Selam aleykum abi.
And I thought I was the only Turk here.
#119 to #107 - tippidyt
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Holy ****, scrubs guy!!!
Holy ****, scrubs guy!!!
User avatar #116 to #94 - imnotkickthecat
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The sons of the ottoman empire are bound to be a little mean.
User avatar #123 to #94 - mattyjay
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Can you mention me when it is up please?


Thanks!
User avatar #129 to #124 - mattyjay
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Ah, many thanks!
#95 to #94 - mrsexyhunk
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Keep up the good OC!
User avatar #101 to #94 - dilara
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Shiiiit, can't wait!
#125 - mezzjuc [OP]
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#8 - anon id: 6a9b8116
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For anyone interested in sauce, This is from a documentary called Russian Prisons. I watched it a few days ago on Netflix. Pretty creepy interviews.
#20 to #8 - thebaseballexpert
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Lies. The documentary is called Blackfish. It's on netflix anyway though it's also misleading because the description is "most dangerous sea animal".

This is an obvious mistranslation referring to "Black Dolphin" holding Russias most dangerous people.
User avatar #32 to #20 - foelkera
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Actually, it's called "Granny Trannies Volume 7."

They aren't very good at naming documentaries
#84 to #32 - anon id: f4f39211
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Am I weird for wanting to see that?
#53 to #8 - anon id: 119bb460
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He's in for killing a political opponent with a grenade.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Nikolayev
User avatar #62 to #8 - baltre
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its actually called "Russia's toughest prisons"
#9 to #8 - faithhealer
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Fuji thought I was logged in when I posted this. :|
User avatar #12 to #9 - applejuiceforme
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You had an entire volcano convinced you were logged in? That's impressive.
User avatar #23 - chuca
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as ****** up as russia is at least they treat scum the way they should be
User avatar #44 to #23 - gigamuffin
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Trust me, if I were in charge of that prison, the prisoners would get hourly floggings. Which is probably illegal in most countries. And I'm also a psychopath.
#50 to #44 - thegamefaceman
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#79 to #44 - dramakid
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#90 to #44 - fishinyourface
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you sound like an attention whore saying "lol ya I'm such a bitch".
you sound like an attention whore saying "lol ya I'm such a bitch".
#102 to #90 - anon id: f7e29b79
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dont be mean mister, you could hurt someone's feelings.
User avatar #142 to #44 - gigamuffin
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This is my most successful troll ever! I get a cookie for it!
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User avatar #2 - dmxking
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Can somebody crop out the 'Nikolayev killed a man during a drunken fight, then dragged him into his bathroom and chipped him up' frame with the smiling picure in the frame?
#13 to #2 - anon id: d1bebb13
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heard of MS paint man?
User avatar #24 to #13 - killerliquid
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Not even that, could just use FJ's image editor
#88 to #24 - derpinathebadass
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Snipping tool master race reporting in.
#4 to #2 - mezzjuc [OP]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dmxking
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Perfect.
User avatar #14 - flameforged
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Can we not post random facts from a documentary on netflix? Like, that's just plagiarism.
#16 to #14 - ihateemo
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I really hope you are not that stupid
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes
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If you do closed prisons, do Eastern State Penitentiary next.
#47 - missmieze
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some just deserve it
#6 - vitunhenkka
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User avatar #21 to #6 - Zydratejunkie
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But that's a Norwegian prison.
User avatar #26 to #21 - nomisdk
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or Danish
#35 to #26 - belmikor
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This one really is a Finnish closed prison. It's from an article a couple years back when they had slight problems with warm summer.
But I'd guess the prisons would be pretty much similar in Scandinavia.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nomisdk
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actually Findland is not part of Scandinavia. it's one of the nordic countries
#37 to #36 - belmikor
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I'm aware. Didn't figure out a good way to make it completely obvious from my sentence so put it that way instead of similar in rest of Scandinavia.

You from Scandinavia then?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nomisdk
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i am Danish
#39 to #38 - belmikor
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Thought you might be. Swedish especially are very quick to ping in about Finland not being a part of Scandinavia when somebody makes that error.
User avatar #134 to #38 - twerkjerk
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nomisdk is a cum gurgling fagtard autistic ********** whose parents only pretend to love her
User avatar #135 to #134 - nomisdk
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lol. 0/10
User avatar #137 to #135 - twerkjerk
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THAT'S TWO RESPONSES SO FAR FROM YOU FAGGOT KEEP FEEDING ME
User avatar #136 to #135 - twerkjerk
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nomisdk is a cum gurgling fagtard autistic ********** whose parents only pretend to love her
User avatar #74 to #26 - wooyoungkim
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or even Swedish

Goddamn Scandinavians and their hotel-like prisons.
User avatar #57 to #6 - kaitora
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Ootinkin tätä.
#30 - yoshibee
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Even if this sounds barbaric, which it is. It makes me wonder why they don't bring back the chair, clearly many of these people are just wasting money and resources, so why not just off them instead of keeping them alive doing nothing the rest of their life?
Even if this sounds barbaric, which it is. It makes me wonder why they don't bring back the chair, clearly many of these people are just wasting money and resources, so why not just off them instead of keeping them alive doing nothing the rest of their life?
User avatar #52 to #30 - ParallelDuck
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"Capital punishment in Russia has been indefinitely suspended, although it is theoretically allowed, with the only legal method being shooting." My theory is the chair is seen as inhumane and after decades of unnecessary executions in the Soviet Union they didn't want to keep the death penalty.
User avatar #86 to #30 - daentraya
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I don't know the mentality of lifetime inmates, especially not in a place as ****** up boring as that one, but i'd say that assisted suicide should be an option for places like that. It sounds too much like ultimate passive torture: eternal boredom. I would die rather than go to that place for life.
Killing people is wrong, but even if they clearly show no respect for other human lives and i thus fail to feel a need to respect theirs, i think the best option for now is assisted suicide, if that is not already on the list
User avatar #73 to #30 - hyenahunter
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At least in the U.S., it is cheaper to give someone life in prison than execute them.

www.nbcnews.com/id/29552692/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/execute-or-not-question-cost/
User avatar #31 to #30 - ComradeBritish
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Kill a man and he has no life left to take. Keep him alive in a box, and you can take from him everything.
User avatar #34 to #31 - thelastamerican
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And just to make sure he has everything taken from him, we're going to spend a hilarious amount of money? No thanks. I would rather the man have nothing left to take than the man be the reason for his captors to take everything from me.
#71 to #34 - anon id: e5b94d22
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And some people would rather not be forced to agree to murdering people through their tax money, so how about you shut the **** about some ******* money.
User avatar #130 to #71 - thelastamerican
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Oh I'm sorry, what I say OFFENDS people, so I shouldn't be allowed to say it. I'm only allowed to speak when people won't be offended. Go **** yourself with a frozen crowbar.
#56 to #31 - iworkforlaughs
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That's really expensive though....
#33 to #31 - anon id: 5ca2174c
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but what's the point?
User avatar #48 to #33 - fuccthedevil
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The point is to make them suffer for life.
#72 to #48 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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YEah that's a great use of public funds.
User avatar #131 to #72 - fuccthedevil
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So is killing innocent men while they fight for oil.
#133 to #131 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Zero relevance to this topic, but I'm glad to see your fifth grade social studies class is going well.
User avatar #138 to #133 - fuccthedevil
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me too
if i make bad grades my mom takes away my gamecube
User avatar #15 - robotekk
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Why do they live in pairs? Why not single cells each?
User avatar #17 to #15 - dharkmoswen
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in the hopes that they kill each other?
User avatar #25 to #15 - schmitty
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Because that would literally double the amount of space needed to house them.
User avatar #27 to #25 - artyomthebadass
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Just half the current cell size? If they end up in this prison they can go **** themselves
User avatar #22 to #15 - thisisspartah
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because it wouldn't be prison without a little butt rape