Priest Chatline & The Environment agency

After a slight mishap, thinking we were calling a skip-hire company, we accidentally got through to the Environment agency and that was the start of a very bad night for them.

For some un-explainable reason, the origins of which we do not know, we started to call them up, asking if they were a priest's chat-line and whether they were able to talk to us about their views on the New Arch Bishop of Canterbury and the amounts of crosses that appear in bibles.

Obviously, they were reluctant to comment... EXCEPT FOR ONE SATANIST!
THE BLOOD CHRIST COMPELS YOU, 666 GUY!

As always, TAKE IT AWAY, ENGINEER!