Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
I haven't worked out for a single day in my entire life... I figure by now I'm so far behind everyone else that there's no point starting.
User avatar #8 to #6 - zzforrest (02/11/2014) [-]
You can literally start out any time, you know. Just take a walk every day, that's all you need to do to get started.
#9 to #8 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
No point in walking if I have no weight to lose.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zzforrest (02/11/2014) [-]
1. Helps your heart and respiratory system function better.
2. Decent starting workout for your legs.
3. Gets oxygen to your brain which can improve your IQ and even prevent brain disease later on
4. Helps you realize just how much time you waste every day.
Take a damn walk, asshole.
#11 to #10 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
I prefer riding my bike. Much faster then walking. Especially up big hills. I don't even need to stand up in the seat.
#19 to #11 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
Figures sauronn the gymrat would thumb me down   
Don't you have some protein shakes to drink, bro?
Figures sauronn the gymrat would thumb me down
Don't you have some protein shakes to drink, bro?
#57 to #19 - sauronn (02/11/2014) [-]
Forgive me for caring what I look like.
#58 to #57 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
Apparently you also care what I look like, or why else are you feeling the need to express dissatisfaction with everything I'm saying
Apparently you also care what I look like, or why else are you feeling the need to express dissatisfaction with everything I'm saying
#59 to #58 - sauronn (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I do care what other people look like pretty sure you've judged someone on how they look as well.
#60 to #59 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
But you've never seen me. I could be the most shredded guy on the planet from some weird genetic disorder that doesn't require working out, and you'd never know. Seems kinda presumptuous of you.
#61 to #60 - sauronn (02/11/2014) [-]
"I haven't worked out for a single day in my entire life... I figure by now I'm so far behind everyone else that there's no point starting.' No point in starting? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and being "so far behind" proves you aren't the most shredded guy on the planet.
#62 to #61 - scant (02/11/2014) [-]
I was kind of making the joke that because everyone else got so many days of working out during all that time that I wasn't, they were so far ahead of me that I had no chance of catching up. Humour, right? What even is that?   
Of course, then all you God damn gymrats came along and hurr durr'd all over my comment. I'm surprised that so many fitness freaks get genuinely angry when people say they don't exercise.
I was kind of making the joke that because everyone else got so many days of working out during all that time that I wasn't, they were so far ahead of me that I had no chance of catching up. Humour, right? What even is that?
Of course, then all you God damn gymrats came along and hurr durr'd all over my comment. I'm surprised that so many fitness freaks get genuinely angry when people say they don't exercise.
#63 to #62 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [-]
Working out isn't a competition as long as you aren't in the gym dicking around or haven't bothered to learn any excersises no one is going to care if you're benching 45lb or 500lb and I really don't live in the gym I only go about an hour a day if I can it's not that hard.
#16 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/11/2014) [-]
*roll image* I swear, if this image is the do you lift guy, I will delete my minecraft world.
#17 to #16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Dat Smile Tho ** Oops
User avatar #12 to #11 - zzforrest (02/11/2014) [-]
Ok then, make sure to bike every day. Same benefits, as well.
 Friends (0)