A lessen I learned in the B! ! liltle! yen
masturebate while attached kiril a heart meninger,
it scares the nurses a let.
No, we don' t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a he year old boy en eur unit ems, because Pediatrics was full,
and it' s abouta in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and then
all eta sudden this kids heart gees CRAZY.
So we call the cede and I grab the crash cart and about (ii) of isjust take
off running down the hall and we bust in the mere and this kid isjust
sitting there with his hand around hotjunk booking MORTIFIED.
So gewust sen of backed out ofthe mere quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit aver.
Orr/ god SC) many nurses have told me stories like these.