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Prehistoric yet Golden

why not ask them for help

A lessen I learned in the B! ! liltle! yen
masturebate while attached kiril a heart meninger,
it scares the nurses a let.
doctormaniac.
No, we don' t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a he year old boy en eur unit ems, because Pediatrics was full,
and it' s abouta in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and then
all eta sudden this kids heart gees CRAZY.
So we call the cede and I grab the crash cart and about (ii) of isjust take
off running down the hall and we bust in the mere and this kid isjust
sitting there with his hand around hotjunk booking MORTIFIED.
So gewust sen of backed out ofthe mere quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest **** aver.
Orr/ god SC) many nurses have told me stories like these.
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#1 - handofdestiny (07/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
from that day on he was called..
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (07/28/2014) [+] (13 replies)
i have to have my heart rate checked alot
one time the nurse was kinda hot
he touched my hand to put the monitor on
and the damn thing sounded like i was having a heart attack
"you dont need to worry it wont hurt you"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"please calm down if you can you can lay your head down on the pillows if you want"
*slides me over to the bed and pushes me to the pillows*
BEEPBEEPEBEOEPEBEPEP
"ive gotta get a doc in here"
i calm down
doc comes in
"theres nothing wrong with the kid why did the monitor go off like that'
*hello nurse enters the room*
BEEP BEEP BEIZABLE BEEP
the nurse catches on and begins laughing
"ill be just out here if you need me doc i think you can take this one"
end of session
nurse winks at me
**** my life
#2 - fezzo (07/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
These are the kinds of things you anticipate when fapping sneakily in a location other than your own house.
This kid is not going cum far in the world
#4 - envinite (07/28/2014) [-]
And no sex?
#20 - yorker (07/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>No, you don't understand
Yes, I do. Masturbation and arousal make your heart beat faster, I don't need your little comment from the peanut gallery telling me I don't get it, so why don't you shut the **** up.
#28 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (14 replies)
As someone who intends to be a nurse, if this happened and the person was attractive, I'd probably end up turning it into a stereotypical porno.
#5 - Sworley ONLINE (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#38 - ipostcp (07/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me   
>Be a labratory managers son (the blood doctors essentially)   
>Bring your son to work day   
>Some autopsy is being done on a man and we need his blood to help identify who he is   
>He was murdered and left out on the shore of a mountain lake in the sun for a few days   
>No real rotting on the outside of the skin, but the stomach was bloated   
>Told it was just decomposition gases and what not   
>Dad says "What the 						****					, lets watch"   
>They slice open this guys stomach to help determine what killed him   
>Blood, rotten blood pours out of this guy   
>The flies, maggots and the smell   
>the 						*******					 smell   
>I can't describe it   
>Immediately start to cough    
>Throw up in a near by trash bin   
   
   
And now whenever I see any little bit of blood I taste iron, or metal or blood in general. I feel sick and nauseated.
>Be me
>Be a labratory managers son (the blood doctors essentially)
>Bring your son to work day
>Some autopsy is being done on a man and we need his blood to help identify who he is
>He was murdered and left out on the shore of a mountain lake in the sun for a few days
>No real rotting on the outside of the skin, but the stomach was bloated
>Told it was just decomposition gases and what not
>Dad says "What the **** , lets watch"
>They slice open this guys stomach to help determine what killed him
>Blood, rotten blood pours out of this guy
>The flies, maggots and the smell
>the ******* smell
>I can't describe it
>Immediately start to cough
>Throw up in a near by trash bin


And now whenever I see any little bit of blood I taste iron, or metal or blood in general. I feel sick and nauseated.
#19 - oletosaluar (07/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 - jaynsilentbob (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why the do they start the comments with 'no you don't understand'? No one's said anything prior to your comment. You're not correcting anybody. **** i hate tumblr.
#34 - mathmanchris (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"So you have a weak heart? Let me check this out real quick... "
#3 - tumblrpyrofox (07/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
oMG he almost raped those nurses
that is so scary
#17 to #3 - mr skeltal (07/28/2014) [-]
**** off
#67 - hashtronaut (07/28/2014) [+] (19 replies)
went ahead and de-tumblr'd this **** before I gave it to my facebook
#106 - mastersaturday (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Honestly, I'm a little upset they admitted to having a "hysterical breakdown" after all this. I know the situation is kind of amusing, but they're ******* nurses. They're supposed to keep a straight face and treat everything with dignity, even if it doesn't really deserve it. He's 16, what the **** do you expect?
#110 to #106 - nipplelessmage ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
the kid probably had a small willy, thats why they laughed
#97 - ribocoon ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #92 - lronman (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i dont understand, youre in the hospital and youre just going to let it spray all over your sheets and robe? wut
User avatar #90 - rheago (07/28/2014) [-]
"No, you don't understand"
Bitch yes I do, I'm not retarded
#107 - elevation (07/28/2014) [-]
If I worked in a hospital
If I worked in a hospital
User avatar #86 - imagnetsux (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so there's no difference between the heart monitor beeping of a masturbating person and someone having a heart attack? or did it sound different because of his condition?
#94 to #86 - wraithguard (07/28/2014) [-]
It just measures BPM. A heart beat is just a heart beat.
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#15 to #14 - xcoreyx ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Yes, because normal people don't use the internet.
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