asked the internet why my toung was yellow, it told me i had aids. not even ******* kidding. than i learned its because i was drinking coke the day before and didnt brush
i still dont have a smart phone. the last phone i had lasted me 3 years and a billion and a half drops on concrete before it **** the bed. you drop your state-of-the-art smart phone on top of a pillow and the thing busts a nut everywhere. fb isnt that important that i need to be on it all the time. what does your breakfast and titties have to offer me unless theyre right here in my hand?
There is only one thing I really liked about being a 90s kid.
Growing up with the ******* internet and learning how to use computers.
From dial up, to html school project websites, from waiting days for half a gig download.
Now we have high quality streaming, half a gig in 20 minutes, even beyond into the deep net
It has truly been a magical time!
I've never really thought about that. I guess it is pretty neat to have witnessed the birth of probably the most influential thing humanity will eve create