Pranked. Lel. Joshua J 1 day age Oh man, I got my girlfriend really good. I was waiting fer her to come home, and I stood around the corner by the frend door wi am i doing it right
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Joshua J 1 day age
Oh man, I got my girlfriend really good. I was waiting fer her to come home, and I stood
around the corner by the frend door with a huge pie. I made sure to put extra whipped
cream on it. Finally she got home and walked in and when she got through the deer I
pulled em my colt .45 and shot her 5 times. Then I ate the pie. She never saw it coming.
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#9 - icametochewgum (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In his defense she was probably a robber
User avatar #5 - captaintoasty (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that reminds me of this prank i did. It go like this...
1. Ask your friend if they want to spend the night at your house.
2. If they say yes, all is well. If they say no, wait until they can.
3.They arrive at your house and you have a normal night until you guys fall asleep. Of course, for this prank, you won't be asleep.
4. After making sure your friend is asleep, prepare a big bowl of warm water.
5. Place the bowl of warm water by their head and place their hand in the bowl of warm water- Careful, if your friend wakes up, you're screwed.
6. Next, pull out you pet rattlesnake and throw it at your unaware friend. Then, quickly get into your bed and pretend you're sleeping. If you fall asleep, nice job. In the morning, your friend will be dead and, hopefully, have wet himself.
User avatar #19 - hueyfreeman (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Office Prank!

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User avatar #21 to #19 - furryflava (10/13/2013) [-]
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#1 - swizzll (10/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ahh man, bitches love cake
Ahh man, bitches love cake
#45 - houseofscarlet (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I never thought I'd be able to use this, but the internet has proven me wrong yet again!
I never thought I'd be able to use this, but the internet has proven me wrong yet again!
#28 - demencialmx (10/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What kind of psycho monster waste 5 bullets .45 in a single person !?

If you own a .45 is because you are too lasy to shot two times, wtf man !
#25 - muffinmolester (10/13/2013) [-]
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#3 - puremadmentalged (10/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Piece of cake **
I bet that felt satispieing.
I guess she got her just desserts
User avatar #36 - douevensax (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It does NOT take 5 shots to kill a girl with a .45. Careless faggot, some poor Scandinavians somewhere probably don't have enough ammo. Be considerate.
#42 to #36 - escapade (10/13/2013) [-]
who said anything about killing her? its all about sending a message for the prank.
#39 - elmohipster (10/13/2013) [-]
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#31 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it racist that his name is Joshua and he owns colt .45 semi-automatic pistol?
User avatar #37 to #31 - quadrilateral (10/13/2013) [-]
...no. Not at all.
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#30 - suchtino ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
i expected some kind of creampie joke
#29 - gwenisghey (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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a sickipedia joke posted on youtube posted on funnyjunk

the internet is so fascinating
#17 - xxangelisxx (10/13/2013) [-]
Smooth.
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User avatar #2 - fizzor (10/12/2013) [-]
Nice one, Joshua.
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