Joshua J 1 day age
Oh man, I got my girlfriend really good. I was waiting fer her to come home, and I stood
around the corner by the frend door with a huge pie. I made sure to put extra whipped
cream on it. Finally she got home and walked in and when she got through the deer I
pulled em my colt .45 and shot her 5 times. Then I ate the pie. She never saw it coming.