Powerless.. . VIII] ‘P. Don't have time for your tits Becky. I gotta get out of bronze league. nerd power computer Attention
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User avatar #1 - incendal (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't have time for your tits Becky. I gotta get out of bronze league.
#18 to #1 - gabbelabbe (02/28/2014) [-]
silver 2 master race

Im never getting to gold, i can feel it
#23 to #18 - finrier ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
don't give up man, i was in silver 1/2 all last season and got gold about 40 games into season 4 after being placed in S2, you can get there no problem, just gotta be persistent.

Hell a friend of mine spent all last season in silver 1 and got to plat 5 after 110 games this season, dont let anyone fool you into thinking high silver is **** .
User avatar #2 to #1 - odinshomeboy (02/27/2014) [-]
Pfffttttt Bronze league. You really think a girl would be caught dead in a room with anyone from Bronze league? **** son, she's hanging around because there's some platinum cocks in that room.
#48 to #2 - oceanfrank (02/28/2014) [-]
PFFFTT once you get to Dyrus and Bjergsen status then talk to me about league of legends.
User avatar #91 to #48 - applecopy (02/28/2014) [-]
PFFFTT once dyrus and Bjergsen gets on Faker and Shy's/Impacts level you can talk to me about reague of regends
User avatar #65 to #48 - odinshomeboy (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't play Reague of Regends and have no idea what you're saying.
User avatar #74 to #65 - captnnorway (02/28/2014) [-]
I don't either but they are supposedly super famous LoLers. Their champions are top percentage of champions

I don't know if champions level up with their player, or if every champion is the same, regardless of who play them.
#89 to #74 - misschokesonrocks (02/28/2014) [-]
Every champion is the same for every player, but you can customize stats a little bit through runes and masteries. Most people use standard forms of these as they work best depending on champ and how that champ is played/builds
User avatar #90 to #2 - applecopy (02/28/2014) [-]
Platinum is low elo
User avatar #26 to #2 - professordolan (02/28/2014) [-]
im plat but i dont have any chicks...
User avatar #87 to #26 - chimpaflimp (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi plat; I'm dad.
#34 to #26 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
then you're a loser, i am platinum and have all the bitches i want (1)
User avatar #25 to #2 - melwach (02/28/2014) [-]
Once you get to diamond your sex appeal rapidly declines, since it's deemed "too nerdy". Figures.
#6 to #2 - ilookatnsfwusing ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Feels good to be platinum lol
User avatar #27 to #21 - FIXER (02/28/2014) [-]
yep, as always.
User avatar #31 to #21 - theunholyx (02/28/2014) [-]
this is so accurate
#7 - pfccross (02/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 to #7 - nsfwlolzor (02/28/2014) [-]
+1, you beat me to it by an hour
#104 - chupamepito (02/28/2014) [-]
Best Selling Console of 2014
iWall
#110 to #104 - deusexmachinase (02/28/2014) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should have.
#32 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 to #32 - sailorarctic (02/28/2014) [-]
sadly the one on the left is the response I get when Skyrim is involved.
User avatar #85 to #35 - chimpaflimp (02/28/2014) [-]
Dress up as an Argonian maid.
User avatar #105 to #32 - folkflunky (02/28/2014) [-]
The left one applies to me only with one game: ************* Dark Souls.
#107 to #32 - sattaman (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't get why the last picture on the left is an angry guy runnin away
i don't get why the last picture on the left is an angry guy runnin away
User avatar #84 - mondominiman (02/28/2014) [-]
This is stupid, they're doing something they love and she wants them to stop to simply look at her. They both know nothing more is gonna happen so why should they give a **** .
User avatar #95 to #84 - mustbethatguy (02/28/2014) [-]
IMO
Girls > Games
Thumb me down, IDC I'll stop any game to talk to a girl
User avatar #99 to #95 - mondominiman (02/28/2014) [-]
If it's any other occasion, like you're playing games in the park and a girl comes up to you then it would be fine. But in the situation above she clearly did that to get attention, she probably doesn't care about any of them and just wants them to stop playing to stare at her.
User avatar #82 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
its obvious the gamers knew she was there, they were just too scared to approach her.
User avatar #92 to #82 - dildobarbarian (02/28/2014) [-]
Or had more important things to do,, like save the galaxy or some **** .
User avatar #93 to #92 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
or saving the galaxy was easier for them to do instead of approaching a hot chick in a bikini
User avatar #94 to #93 - dildobarbarian (02/28/2014) [-]
Gamers like a challenge, sluts are too easy.
User avatar #96 to #94 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
sluts are easy for players not gamers
User avatar #97 to #96 - dildobarbarian (02/28/2014) [-]
Gamers are players, really good players.
User avatar #98 to #97 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
not with women
User avatar #100 to #98 - dildobarbarian (02/28/2014) [-]
Liara t'soni on mass effect couldn't resist a bit of my galaxy saving dick after she saw my playing skills on insane difficulty, in fact all the females where on my dick after that feat, even made them lesbian. thats how a player plays bro.
User avatar #102 to #100 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
what?
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User avatar #112 to #109 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
wouldnt ******* a hot bitch be considered more of a mans job than sitting on ur arse playing games?
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User avatar #114 to #113 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
being a man usually means doing something courageous or grown up, I think pleasing a pretty fine looking slut in a bikini is more manly than playing a game. Im a gamer myself and id gladly abandon any game for the chance of getting pussy.
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User avatar #116 to #115 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
yes but having the courage to approach a woman and seduce her is still more manly, and if u put lan parties over sex then thats pretty sad.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
i wouldnt give two ***** if my friend ditched me for a girl, hes being mature and doing what me and all my other friends would do. Finding a girl to date or bang isnt easy for everyone, but playing videogames is, so if a hot chick in a bikini offers herself to you then why waste the opportunity?
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User avatar #120 to #119 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
it still helps you develop your skills with picking up women even if it is lust or affection, videogames are just hobbies to pass time but if you put them over stuff like socializing or getting laid then thats like having little to no dignity at all. True friends dont bail on a friend for finding a girl, they should instead support him. I understand videogames are fun but its not worth it to devote your life to them and ignore trying new things in life, I wish i could redo my senior year in high school because i missed out on so much due to playing runescape 24/7.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - avatardsucks (02/28/2014) [-]
im not saying its good if your friend completely ignores you, youre just going to the extreme. If a chick comes along and he approaches her then let him, its not good to completely ignore everything just because of a group hobby.
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User avatar #81 - topheavymonkeyy (02/28/2014) [-]
This reminds me of this time a girl in school popped out of the toilet, grabbed me and dragged me in. She then proceeded to take her shirt off and undo her bra, because I'm gay I shrugged and walked out again, she tried to chase. To do this she held her shirt against her chest and ran out after me, past a few teachers and many students.
#88 - okaymayun (02/28/2014) [-]
Im sure they were looking at something a tad better than her.
User avatar #20 - numbmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Should of gotten naked, a bikini isn't gonna cut it.
#30 to #20 - auryn (02/28/2014) [-]
have*
#37 to #20 - matrixone (02/28/2014) [-]
should have*
#50 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
i think it would be hilarious to see a nerd gangbang. just a bunch of dweebs standing around with boners. and any time the girl touches them, they cum in their pants. and she just stands there all dissatisfied,  shaking her head while she fists herself.
i think it would be hilarious to see a nerd gangbang. just a bunch of dweebs standing around with boners. and any time the girl touches them, they cum in their pants. and she just stands there all dissatisfied, shaking her head while she fists herself.
User avatar #54 to #50 - askafj (02/28/2014) [-]
Don't share your fantasies outside of **** , please.
User avatar #56 to #54 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
not a fantasy, just something that would be funny to see.
User avatar #12 - maybeimalion (02/28/2014) [-]
To be fair, I ignore women who do that all the time. They want me to look. They need me to look. When I don't it drives them mad. It's a game...and I hate it. I wish women would just at like human beings....and men? We're just as bad. I wish we'd do the same.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Lilstow (02/28/2014) [-]
my girlfriend frequently whips out her tits to see if i notice when playing games.

typically i dont.
User avatar #28 to #14 - thesticklebricks (02/28/2014) [-]
you had tits surgically attached to your right hand?
#16 to #14 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
No she doesnt.
User avatar #22 to #12 - iwasonaboat (02/28/2014) [-]
So... if women don't act like human beings, and men are just as bad...

Who DOES act like human beings?
#33 to #22 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
jesus
#39 to #22 - froggets (02/28/2014) [-]
Jesu... I mean Dave Grohl
User avatar #38 to #22 - reggaemortis (02/28/2014) [-]
Your mom
#13 to #12 - allamericandude (02/28/2014) [-]
"all the time"
"all the time"
User avatar #51 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
also, my wife and I used to take turns fellatiate each other when we would play burnout revenge on xbox. good times.
User avatar #66 to #51 - smokingman (02/28/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #67 to #66 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
fellatiating, sorry. hahaha
User avatar #68 to #67 - CrushOrange (02/28/2014) [-]
Oral.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
i chose a different word (which it turns out isn't really a word)
User avatar #76 to #69 - PVTDickStryker (02/28/2014) [-]
You were looking for fellate
And I would suggest using Oral as CrushOrange, seeing as Fellatio is the oral stimulation of the penis, unless you're into that sorta thing, you're implying your wife is an irl Poison, and you've played that sausage-trumpet...
User avatar #77 to #76 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]
fellate makes it sound like a cut of fish though. i am aware of what the term refers to, and my wife does not have a penis. i just didn't feel like typing out cunnilinguis
User avatar #78 to #77 - PVTDickStryker (02/28/2014) [-]
Typing oral would've fixed everything..... Fellate......fillet.......
#79 to #78 - sirbrentcoe (02/28/2014) [-]





HOMONYMS lol
#11 - xtremedeath (02/28/2014) [-]
Gamers are so beta, i'm a lazy **** , but if a woman walked up to me like that i would go alpha mode faster than a sun particle. Idiots don't realize that once you screw that, you can talk about it to the betas endlessly and always be considered the alpha, even if you only become an alpha beta
#46 to #11 - theorangefox ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
And then sound like a dick as you boast to your friends who most likely won't give a **** , or believe you.
#53 to #11 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
Hahaha, whathever makes you sleep at night man, lets just hope you don't stay a virgin for more 20 years.
User avatar #19 to #11 - charredenay (02/28/2014) [-]
Okay, yeah... Now tell me. What sort of benefits do you gain from being the alpha of the betas? The best choice of the loot after a WoW raid? You get to choose your class before everyone else in a DnD campaign? Do other nerds lay their prized sci-fi novels at your feet as you walk by? Tell me, what have you gained by being the most alpha amongst the betas?
#24 to #19 - jazzytheferret (02/28/2014) [-]
All of those sound like great perks to me. What's the down side of your argument?
#29 to #11 - fishinyourface (02/28/2014) [-]
speaking like this makes vaginas drier than the Sahara.
speaking like this makes vaginas drier than the Sahara.
User avatar #41 - vanver (02/28/2014) [-]
>At gf's house
>Convinced me to play Portal
>omgbestpuzzlegameever
>going through labs like a boss
>gf rubs my crotch
>takes me noticeably longer to finish puzzle
>proceeds to give bj
>get stuck on next puzzle
>trying really hard to solve it
>15 minutes pass
>came
>gf teases me for inability to multitask
>finished the level less than 1 min she was done
>whyyoudothistome.jpeg (sorta, not really)
User avatar #58 to #41 - arnolddusk (02/28/2014) [-]
That literally didn't make any ******* sense
#44 to #41 - theorangefox ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Okaaay?
User avatar #47 to #45 - theorangefox ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Saved.
User avatar #49 to #47 - hashtronaut (02/28/2014) [-]
i acquired it the same way recently lol
User avatar #59 to #45 - arnolddusk (02/28/2014) [-]
omG THERE R LIEK 17 PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET AND 1 PERSON TELLS A STURRY N UR KNOT EVN GUNNA BLEEV IT?
#60 to #59 - hashtronaut (02/28/2014) [-]
what would compel you to type like such a faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - arnolddusk (02/28/2014) [-]
you muST BE LE NEW HERE
User avatar #62 to #61 - hashtronaut (02/28/2014) [-]
So, to answer my question..because you're a faggot? gotcha. Enjoy your life, good sir.
User avatar #63 to #62 - arnolddusk (02/28/2014) [-]
> implYING BEING GAY IS WRONG
#4 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe if girls tried using something other than their bodies to attract men (making themselves into sex objects) they might actually succeed.

Pfft, never gonna happen.
#111 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
>Allowing people into your playing space
User avatar #103 - repitem (02/28/2014) [-]
The guy next to the wall isnt even sitting next to a computer
#86 - shagtastic (02/28/2014) [-]
All women ask for..
All women ask for..
#80 - anon (02/28/2014) [-]
Implying your attention must be fixated on women and sex at all times, never break eye contact with a woman, they looooooove that.
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