Powerless.. . VIII] ‘P. Don't have time for your tits Becky. I gotta get out of bronze league. nerd power computer Attention
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - incendal
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Don't have time for your tits Becky. I gotta get out of bronze league.
#18 to #1 - gabbelabbe
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(02/28/2014) [-]
silver 2 master race

Im never getting to gold, i can feel it
#23 to #18 - finrier
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don't give up man, i was in silver 1/2 all last season and got gold about 40 games into season 4 after being placed in S2, you can get there no problem, just gotta be persistent.

Hell a friend of mine spent all last season in silver 1 and got to plat 5 after 110 games this season, dont let anyone fool you into thinking high silver is ****.
User avatar #2 to #1 - odinshomeboy
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Pfffttttt Bronze league. You really think a girl would be caught dead in a room with anyone from Bronze league? **** son, she's hanging around because there's some platinum cocks in that room.
#101 to #2 - alexclasy
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User avatar #90 to #2 - applecopy
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Platinum is low elo
#48 to #2 - oceanfrank
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(02/28/2014) [-]
PFFFTT once you get to Dyrus and Bjergsen status then talk to me about league of legends.
User avatar #91 to #48 - applecopy
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PFFFTT once dyrus and Bjergsen gets on Faker and Shy's/Impacts level you can talk to me about reague of regends
User avatar #65 to #48 - odinshomeboy
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I don't play Reague of Regends and have no idea what you're saying.
User avatar #74 to #65 - captnnorway
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I don't either but they are supposedly super famous LoLers. Their champions are top percentage of champions

I don't know if champions level up with their player, or if every champion is the same, regardless of who play them.
#89 to #74 - misschokesonrocks
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Every champion is the same for every player, but you can customize stats a little bit through runes and masteries. Most people use standard forms of these as they work best depending on champ and how that champ is played/builds
User avatar #26 to #2 - professordolan
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(02/28/2014) [-]
im plat but i dont have any chicks...
User avatar #87 to #26 - chimpaflimp
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Hi plat; I'm dad.
#34 to #26 - anon id: 273a10f8
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(02/28/2014) [-]
then you're a loser, i am platinum and have all the bitches i want (1)
User avatar #25 to #2 - melwach
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Once you get to diamond your sex appeal rapidly declines, since it's deemed "too nerdy". Figures.
#6 to #2 - ilookatnsfwusing
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Feels good to be platinum lol
#21 - psmallzz
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User avatar #27 to #21 - FIXER
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yep, as always.
User avatar #31 to #21 - theunholyx
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(02/28/2014) [-]
this is so accurate
#7 - pfccross
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 to #7 - nsfwlolzor
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(02/28/2014) [-]
+1, you beat me to it by an hour
User avatar #12 - maybeimalion
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(02/28/2014) [-]
To be fair, I ignore women who do that all the time. They want me to look. They need me to look. When I don't it drives them mad. It's a game...and I hate it. I wish women would just at like human beings....and men? We're just as bad. I wish we'd do the same.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Lilstow
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(02/28/2014) [-]
my girlfriend frequently whips out her tits to see if i notice when playing games.

typically i dont.
User avatar #28 to #14 - thesticklebricks
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(02/28/2014) [-]
you had tits surgically attached to your right hand?
#16 to #14 - anon id: 2f45d6ec
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No she doesnt.
#17 to #16 - Lilstow
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User avatar #22 to #12 - iwasonaboat
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So... if women don't act like human beings, and men are just as bad...

Who DOES act like human beings?
#33 to #22 - anon id: 8bbe9f44
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(02/28/2014) [-]
jesus
#39 to #22 - froggets
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Jesu... I mean Dave Grohl
User avatar #38 to #22 - reggaemortis
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Your mom
#13 to #12 - allamericandude
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"all the time"
"all the time"
#11 - xtremedeath
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Gamers are so beta, i'm a lazy ****, but if a woman walked up to me like that i would go alpha mode faster than a sun particle. Idiots don't realize that once you screw that, you can talk about it to the betas endlessly and always be considered the alpha, even if you only become an alpha beta
#53 to #11 - anon id: 72d285e9
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Hahaha, whathever makes you sleep at night man, lets just hope you don't stay a virgin for more 20 years.
#106 to #11 - scandaldog
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#46 to #11 - theorangefox
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And then sound like a dick as you boast to your friends who most likely won't give a ****, or believe you.
User avatar #19 to #11 - charredenay
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Okay, yeah... Now tell me. What sort of benefits do you gain from being the alpha of the betas? The best choice of the loot after a WoW raid? You get to choose your class before everyone else in a DnD campaign? Do other nerds lay their prized sci-fi novels at your feet as you walk by? Tell me, what have you gained by being the most alpha amongst the betas?
#24 to #19 - jazzytheferret
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(02/28/2014) [-]
All of those sound like great perks to me. What's the down side of your argument?
#29 to #11 - fishinyourface
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(02/28/2014) [-]
speaking like this makes vaginas drier than the Sahara.
speaking like this makes vaginas drier than the Sahara.
#50 - sirbrentcoe
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(02/28/2014) [-]
i think it would be hilarious to see a nerd gangbang. just a bunch of dweebs standing around with boners. and any time the girl touches them, they cum in their pants. and she just stands there all dissatisfied,  shaking her head while she fists herself.
i think it would be hilarious to see a nerd gangbang. just a bunch of dweebs standing around with boners. and any time the girl touches them, they cum in their pants. and she just stands there all dissatisfied, shaking her head while she fists herself.
User avatar #54 to #50 - askafj
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Don't share your fantasies outside of ****, please.
User avatar #56 to #54 - sirbrentcoe
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(02/28/2014) [-]
not a fantasy, just something that would be funny to see.
#104 - chupamepito
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Best Selling Console of 2014
iWall
#110 to #104 - deusexmachinase
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(02/28/2014) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should have.
User avatar #41 - vanver
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(02/28/2014) [-]
>At gf's house
>Convinced me to play Portal
>omgbestpuzzlegameever
>going through labs like a boss
>gf rubs my crotch
>takes me noticeably longer to finish puzzle
>proceeds to give bj
>get stuck on next puzzle
>trying really hard to solve it
>15 minutes pass
>came
>gf teases me for inability to multitask
>finished the level less than 1 min she was done
>whyyoudothistome.jpeg (sorta, not really)
#52 to #41 - alstorp
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User avatar #58 to #41 - arnolddusk
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That literally didn't make any ******* sense
#64 to #41 - bubbafisk
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Wut?
#71 to #41 - dobbelganger
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Comment Picture
#44 to #41 - theorangefox
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(02/28/2014) [-]
Okaaay?
#42 to #41 - DremoraValkynaz
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#43 to #41 - ryles
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#45 to #41 - hashtronaut
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User avatar #47 to #45 - theorangefox
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Saved.
User avatar #49 to #47 - hashtronaut
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i acquired it the same way recently lol
User avatar #59 to #45 - arnolddusk
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omG THERE R LIEK 17 PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET AND 1 PERSON TELLS A STURRY N UR KNOT EVN GUNNA BLEEV IT?
#60 to #59 - hashtronaut
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what would compel you to type like such a faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - arnolddusk
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you muST BE LE NEW HERE
User avatar #62 to #61 - hashtronaut
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So, to answer my question..because you're a faggot? gotcha. Enjoy your life, good sir.
User avatar #63 to #62 - arnolddusk
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(02/28/2014) [-]
> implYING BEING GAY IS WRONG
User avatar #84 - mondominiman
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(02/28/2014) [-]
This is stupid, they're doing something they love and she wants them to stop to simply look at her. They both know nothing more is gonna happen so why should they give a ****.
User avatar #95 to #84 - mustbethatguy
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(02/28/2014) [-]
IMO
Girls > Games
Thumb me down, IDC I'll stop any game to talk to a girl
User avatar #99 to #95 - mondominiman
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If it's any other occasion, like you're playing games in the park and a girl comes up to you then it would be fine. But in the situation above she clearly did that to get attention, she probably doesn't care about any of them and just wants them to stop playing to stare at her.
User avatar #20 - numbmind
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Should of gotten naked, a bikini isn't gonna cut it.
User avatar #30 to #20 - auryn
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have*
#37 to #20 - matrixone
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should have*