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#58
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heartbleed ONLINE (12/30/2015) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by MuahahaOfLore
"I WISH I DIDNT HAVE EYEBROWS!"
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KillinTime ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Yes these are all spoilers, if you haven't seen the force awakens and still intend to then don't click any of these. Han gets stabbed by his son with a lightsaber and dies based black stormtrooper helps the heroes Luke has 30 seconds of screen-time and 0 lines, does nothing except set up the sequel.
Now I just watched the force awakens a few hours ago and knew all of that, but honestly it really doesn't bother me. As story elements they're at least coherent and well-written. What really bothers me is the complete and utter disregard for anything expanded universe. Like there are 0 casual references or anything, it has all been purged. From the Jedi temple no longer being on Yavin IV to Boba Fett not being shown to have escaped the Sarlacc pit. Absolutely 0 things get mentioned and it kind of bums me out that great heroes like Kyle Katarn are just going to be left in the lands of retcon forever. Also that bit where Poe SOMEHOW gets off planet after surviving that thing with the Tie fighter crashing, somehow making his way to a place with food and water that wasn't the same place our main heroes go to. Deus ex machina I suppose. But whatever Disney go make your money selling round robot toys that don't stand up properly.
Now I just watched the force awakens a few hours ago and knew all of that, but honestly it really doesn't bother me. As story elements they're at least coherent and well-written. What really bothers me is the complete and utter disregard for anything expanded universe. Like there are 0 casual references or anything, it has all been purged. From the Jedi temple no longer being on Yavin IV to Boba Fett not being shown to have escaped the Sarlacc pit. Absolutely 0 things get mentioned and it kind of bums me out that great heroes like Kyle Katarn are just going to be left in the lands of retcon forever. Also that bit where Poe SOMEHOW gets off planet after surviving that thing with the Tie fighter crashing, somehow making his way to a place with food and water that wasn't the same place our main heroes go to. Deus ex machina I suppose. But whatever Disney go make your money selling round robot toys that don't stand up properly.
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ihatecarltonbanks (12/30/2015) [-] I almost agree with you but for all the awesome stuff the expanded universe had there was truckloads more garbage that constantly needed to be retconned within itself and fixed due to so many different authors contributing to it. It had become such a stinking pile that it needed to be done away with. And by the way retconned means it was explained away within the same canon. 7 wasn't a retcon, it just assumed the only canon was the 6 movies, clone wars, and rebels.
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fjgohomeyouredrunk (12/30/2015) [-] Did you miss the memo? Expanded universe isn't canon.
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KillinTime ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] i did not miss the memo, but they could at least give a few nods to it instead of intentionally going out of their way to say "no none of this happened"
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ohemgeezus (12/30/2015) [-] And why would they go out of their way to mention it and make it canon if it doesn't add anything to the story? Is Maz just supposed to be like, "oh by the way, Boba Fett is still alive, lol". Also, as far as I know we don't know where Luke's Jedi Academy was located, it could possibly be on Yavin
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viscerys ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] I think they're using parts of the Expanded Universe to help with their new canon one. The EU was such an incoherent mess that had to be constantly chopped and changed, it's honestly better in the long run in my opinion.
The biggest gripe I had with that movie was that Phasma's only job was to be chucked in the bin.
The biggest gripe I had with that movie was that Phasma's only job was to be chucked in the bin.
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kanyesfishsticks (12/30/2015) [-]
Jar jar binks comes back and he's the main bad guy, he revives Darth Vader from the dead and starts a zombie super army. Jar jar kills kylo ren with a dragon dildo light saber and the republic is reinstated.
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adunsaveme (12/30/2015) [-] hey
don't be hatin on traps
I'll have you know it's the purest form of sin
don't be hatin on traps
I'll have you know it's the purest form of sin
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installation ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] You sound upset.
And my waifu isn't even that stupid one punch man that you all circle jerk about. My waifu is either from homestuck or steven universe.
And empty? I'm far from empty. I know you're all upset now.
And my waifu isn't even that stupid one punch man that you all circle jerk about. My waifu is either from homestuck or steven universe.
And empty? I'm far from empty. I know you're all upset now.
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installation ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk was being gay. I tried to post it, but I got an error saying that it failed to post. So I tried again, same message. I tried one last time, same message. I decided to give up. Then I refreshed my page to try it, in hopes that it would work.
It turns out while Funnyjunk told me my comment didn't get posted, it was posted 3 times.
I'm not an asshole, I don't spam up Funnyjunk, and I put Star Wars spoilers in spoilers.
It turns out while Funnyjunk told me my comment didn't get posted, it was posted 3 times.
I'm not an asshole, I don't spam up Funnyjunk, and I put Star Wars spoilers in spoilers.
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atheisttsiehta ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] I wonder how many people were butthurt from your spoiler?
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installation ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't know, and I don't really care.
My advice to them: If you don't want spoilers of any kind, don't click the spoiler icons people provide you. It's a ******* spoiler icon.
My advice to them: If you don't want spoilers of any kind, don't click the spoiler icons people provide you. It's a ******* spoiler icon.
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atheisttsiehta ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] At least you properly tagged it, and didn't flat out post it like some people
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anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You know, when all you see is *********** and ****** kids, it's nice to see a kid who enjoys a cake his grandma made for him, and laughs it off when a small explosion singes his eyebrows. Happiness isn't dead yet, kudos.
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captnnorway (12/30/2015) [-] In the military, we woke a guy up screaming alarm alarm after planting rumours about a "mestringsløp", which usually is ~12 hour of the officers trying to break you as much as possible. and when got out of his room "ready" for hell, we gave him cake. "I ******* hate you guys" was the reply before he walked away.
Okay, I'll admit he was kinda happy afterwards, but still.
Okay, I'll admit he was kinda happy afterwards, but still.
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enlightednatzie (12/30/2015) [-] My brother tricked me into stepping in ******* several times when i was a kid with one simple trick:
1. find a kid
2. hold your foot over a pile of fresh dog ****
3. tell him to step on your foot so it get covered in ****
4. remove your foot really fast when he's about to step on your foot
5. he gets **** all over his shoe and your prank is fullfilled
My bro made my childhood awsome by doing pranks like these.
1. find a kid
2. hold your foot over a pile of fresh dog ****
3. tell him to step on your foot so it get covered in ****
4. remove your foot really fast when he's about to step on your foot
5. he gets **** all over his shoe and your prank is fullfilled
My bro made my childhood awsome by doing pranks like these.
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enlightednatzie (12/30/2015) [-] No but i pranked my friend and nephew by this trick. My brother came up with that trick so i could never fool him by doing that.
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anon (12/30/2015) [-] 
My friend made some of this stuff for a school presentation. He took a video of the reaction because you know flames don't mix with school.
My friend made some of this stuff for a school presentation. He took a video of the reaction because you know flames don't mix with school.
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lusir (12/30/2015) [-] - Yo Tyrone we dont have enough candles for Jimmies birthday cake.
- Chill man, just put my mixtape in the cake.
- Thanks, Tyrone
- Chill man, just put my mixtape in the cake.
- Thanks, Tyrone
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bagman ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I have to wonder what they thought would happen, even if it didn't erupt into a brief fireball. "Here you go, sweetie! Now, blow out the candles and get the delicately dusted powdered sugar on top of the cake all over ******* everything!"
FOOF
Unexpected fire burns off most of the potential dust cloud
Kid acatually did them a bit of a favor
FOOF
Unexpected fire burns off most of the potential dust cloud
Kid acatually did them a bit of a favor
![GRANDMA, THE ULTIMATE PRANKSTER [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [2016]](http://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Grandma+the+ultimate+prankster+gone+wrong+gone+sexual+2016+_6231e18d56e0aa7306da16754bbe972a.png)
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anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Any fine powder is flammable, but this post is a probably the best use of that Knowledge I've ever seen..
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smartythechicken ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] abandon thread fellas its full of star wars spoilers
MuahahaOfLore can you please sticky this
also i like your content
MuahahaOfLore can you please sticky this
also i like your content
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MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/30/2015) [-]
I deleted them all and banned the IP's
Thank you for the kind words
I am a commentor, but 2 months ago I noticed I had nothing to comment on.
I was very low content rank when I started
Thank you for the kind words
I am a commentor, but 2 months ago I noticed I had nothing to comment on.
I was very low content rank when I started
