Potato ice creams. OC. FOOD DESIGNERS USE MASHED POTATOES TO MAKE FAKE ICE CREAMS. iii, wiles! thing I can imagine.. Sounds good to me Potato ice creams OC FOOD DESIGNERS USE MASHED POTATOES TO MAKE FAKE ICE CREAMS iii wiles! thing I can imagine Sounds good to me
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#8 - nppl
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me
User avatar #40 to #8 - kraagmar
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(02/01/2014) [-]
So I'm not the only one that loves peas in their mashed potatoes.
User avatar #42 to #40 - sweetbutteryjesus
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(02/01/2014) [-]
That is ******* delicious. Every thanksgiving, none shall be spared.
User avatar #22 to #8 - hyeroshi
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(02/01/2014) [-]
That actually looks pretty good. I want one.
#18 - gatorotterdolphin
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I'm Irish and I see absolutely nothing wrong with this
#25 - EdwardNigma
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Jokes on you faggot, I ******* love Mashed Potatoes.
User avatar #27 to #25 - deltoraquest
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(02/01/2014) [-]
but you expect sweet when it's really mashed potatoes, I guess you can enjoy mashed potatoes after you realise it but the first taste really gets you
#29 to #25 - alcoholicsemen
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(02/01/2014) [-]
exactly
#37 - animalsslamina
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(02/01/2014) [-]
This reminds me of a good mashed potato story. Worth the read.

So when I was a kid, my old man took me to Battle Ship Cove, Massachusetts. Its a massive naval museum, and they offer one of those "day in the life" style tours, where you see what it was like to be a sailor in WWII. You would sleep, eat, and bathe on the USS Massachusetts for a weekend. So, on day one, we unpacked our gear and went down to the mess deck (cafeteria) for dinner. At the very end of the food service window stood a quiet old man looking out over the line of people, arms crossed and motionless, with a sizable ice cream scoop in his hand. As I continued down the line, I saw a tub of vanilla ice cream, and a bunch of plastic bowls around it. Looking up, i met the gaze of this salty old bastard, who I later learned had been an enlisted man in the Navy for the duration of the Vietnam War, and asked him politely for two scoops of ice cream. He paused momentarily, scooped the "ice cream" into one of the bowls, and off I went. I saved the ice cream for last. Looked forward to it all dinner, because I was special. I didn't get the two scoops I asked for, I had gotten a whole goddamn bowl. Everyone else who dared bother him only got one scoop. I took the biggest scoop my spoon could hold and shoved it in my face. Icy vanilla goodness? **** NO. LUKE-WARM MOTHER ******* MASHED POTATO. NO SALT. NO BUTTER. DRY WALL SPACKLE QUALITY MUSH. Soon as I looked up, the ****** was doubled over laughing, and for the rest of the ******* weekend, there was a bowl of ******* mashed potato with the word "vanilla" penned on the side waiting for me. Three meals a ******* day. That smug sonofabitch smiling from ear to ear.
I've since gone on to become an actual sailor, and to this day, cannot look at mashed potatoes the same way.

Just thought I'd share....
User avatar #44 to #37 - akhar
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Why does this only have my thumb? This needs more thumbs.
User avatar #47 to #37 - threeeighteen
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Make sure after your service in the 2nd Vietnam War that you do this to some poor kid.
#41 - padawonjohn
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(02/01/2014) [-]
joke's on you i love mashed potatoes
User avatar #26 - axeul
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(02/01/2014) [-]
None of the food you see in advertisements is what it looks to be. Ice cream is mashed potatoes cause it needs to look solid, soft, nice but they can't have all the lights and recording equipment without it melting. Hamburgers and stuff like that each and every piece of the burger is handpicked and positioned or glued into place. If there aren't enough seeds on the bun, they will glue that sucker into the shot. Even milk in cereal commercials is watered down glue since real milk does not look that white or pour that way.
User avatar #33 to #26 - zight
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(02/01/2014) [-]
someone finally gets it. Food designers do this for the pictures, not to give to people.
User avatar #36 to #26 - anonefgthree
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(02/01/2014) [-]
ITT: The only man that understands what the OP is trying to say.

Also apparently for cereal commercials they go through 4 or more boxes of cereal to find unchipped perfect looking pieces
User avatar #38 - kushkiller
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(02/01/2014) [-]
jokes on him, I'm Irish
User avatar #48 to #38 - ivoryhammer
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I think the joke is still on you
User avatar #32 - ductapeone
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(02/01/2014) [-]
**** you I love my mash potatoes
User avatar #34 to #32 - thecrash
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Mashed potatoes are heavenly. For Thanksgiving I eat a dinner plate of mashed potatoes, and only mashed potatoes. Whatatimetobealive.jpg
User avatar #39 to #34 - roflnaut
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Mashed potatoes with homemade turkey gravy.
ohgoddontevengetmestarted
#30 - NinjaZombie
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(02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 - Nazistick
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(02/01/2014) [-]
...I fail to see the problem...