Potato ice creams. OC. FOOD DESIGNERS USE MASHED POTATOES TO MAKE FAKE ICE CREAMS. iii, wiles! thing I can imagine.. Sounds good to me
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Potato ice creams


wiles! thing I can imagine.
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Submitted: 01/31/2014
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#8 - nppl (01/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Sounds good to me
#18 - gatorotterdolphin (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm Irish and I see absolutely nothing wrong with this
#25 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you faggot, I fucking love Mashed Potatoes.
#37 - animalsslamina (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This reminds me of a good mashed potato story. Worth the read.

So when I was a kid, my old man took me to Battle Ship Cove, Massachusetts. Its a massive naval museum, and they offer one of those "day in the life" style tours, where you see what it was like to be a sailor in WWII. You would sleep, eat, and bathe on the USS Massachusetts for a weekend. So, on day one, we unpacked our gear and went down to the mess deck (cafeteria) for dinner. At the very end of the food service window stood a quiet old man looking out over the line of people, arms crossed and motionless, with a sizable ice cream scoop in his hand. As I continued down the line, I saw a tub of vanilla ice cream, and a bunch of plastic bowls around it. Looking up, i met the gaze of this salty old bastard, who I later learned had been an enlisted man in the Navy for the duration of the Vietnam War, and asked him politely for two scoops of ice cream. He paused momentarily, scooped the "ice cream" into one of the bowls, and off I went. I saved the ice cream for last. Looked forward to it all dinner, because I was special. I didn't get the two scoops I asked for, I had gotten a whole goddamn bowl. Everyone else who dared bother him only got one scoop. I took the biggest scoop my spoon could hold and shoved it in my face. Icy vanilla goodness? FUCK NO. LUKE-WARM MOTHER FUCKING MASHED POTATO. NO SALT. NO BUTTER. DRY WALL SPACKLE QUALITY MUSH. Soon as I looked up, the fucker was doubled over laughing, and for the rest of the fucking weekend, there was a bowl of fucking mashed potato with the word "vanilla" penned on the side waiting for me. Three meals a fucking day. That smug sonofabitch smiling from ear to ear.
I've since gone on to become an actual sailor, and to this day, cannot look at mashed potatoes the same way.

Just thought I'd share....
#41 - padawonjohn (02/01/2014) [-]
joke's on you i love mashed potatoes
User avatar #26 - axeul (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
None of the food you see in advertisements is what it looks to be. Ice cream is mashed potatoes cause it needs to look solid, soft, nice but they can't have all the lights and recording equipment without it melting. Hamburgers and stuff like that each and every piece of the burger is handpicked and positioned or glued into place. If there aren't enough seeds on the bun, they will glue that sucker into the shot. Even milk in cereal commercials is watered down glue since real milk does not look that white or pour that way.
#55 - improbable (02/01/2014) [-]
jokes on you

i really fucking love mashed potatoes
User avatar #38 - kushkiller (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
jokes on him, I'm Irish
User avatar #48 to #38 - ivoryhammer (02/01/2014) [-]
I think the joke is still on you
User avatar #32 - ductapeone (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fuck you I love my mash potatoes
#30 - NinjaZombie (02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 - Nazistick (02/01/2014) [-]
...I fail to see the problem...
User avatar #58 - brodofaggins (02/01/2014) [-]
i love mashed potato
#43 - taokami (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Food designer? That sounds like it's a pretty fucking stupid profession.
Food designer? That sounds like it's a pretty fucking stupid profession.
#50 to #43 - reaperboy (02/01/2014) [-]
they are the people that make the food for use in commercials. the reason they use mashed potatoes is that ice cream melts under the hot lights.
User avatar #35 - sinonyx (02/01/2014) [-]
how the fuck is it "evil"??
User avatar #23 - newsugarbriches (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i work in a restaurant, and we did this with coagulated duck fat and got one of the servers to try our new "lemon cream sorbet". oh the look on her face was priceless
User avatar #7 - tittylovin (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's not evil, it's just deceptive.
Besides, mashed potatoes are better anyways.
User avatar #3 - penileburglar (01/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How... How is this even remotely evil?

User avatar #4 - ktbmnf (01/31/2014) [-]
10/10 would still eat
User avatar #2 - quitethedelicacy (01/31/2014) [-]
Mashed taters are still better than some ice cream flavors.
User avatar #1 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Joke's on you, I fuckin love mashed potatoes.
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