Potato ice creams. OC. FOOD DESIGNERS USE MASHED POTATOES TO MAKE FAKE ICE CREAMS. iii, wiles! thing I can imagine.. Sounds good to me
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#8 - nppl (01/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Sounds good to me
#18 - gatorotterdolphin (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm Irish and I see absolutely nothing wrong with this
#25 - EdwardNigma (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you faggot, I ******* love Mashed Potatoes.
#37 - animalsslamina (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This reminds me of a good mashed potato story. Worth the read.

So when I was a kid, my old man took me to Battle Ship Cove, Massachusetts. Its a massive naval museum, and they offer one of those "day in the life" style tours, where you see what it was like to be a sailor in WWII. You would sleep, eat, and bathe on the USS Massachusetts for a weekend. So, on day one, we unpacked our gear and went down to the mess deck (cafeteria) for dinner. At the very end of the food service window stood a quiet old man looking out over the line of people, arms crossed and motionless, with a sizable ice cream scoop in his hand. As I continued down the line, I saw a tub of vanilla ice cream, and a bunch of plastic bowls around it. Looking up, i met the gaze of this salty old bastard, who I later learned had been an enlisted man in the Navy for the duration of the Vietnam War, and asked him politely for two scoops of ice cream. He paused momentarily, scooped the "ice cream" into one of the bowls, and off I went. I saved the ice cream for last. Looked forward to it all dinner, because I was special. I didn't get the two scoops I asked for, I had gotten a whole goddamn bowl. Everyone else who dared bother him only got one scoop. I took the biggest scoop my spoon could hold and shoved it in my face. Icy vanilla goodness? **** NO. LUKE-WARM MOTHER ******* MASHED POTATO. NO SALT. NO BUTTER. DRY WALL SPACKLE QUALITY MUSH. Soon as I looked up, the ****** was doubled over laughing, and for the rest of the ******* weekend, there was a bowl of ******* mashed potato with the word "vanilla" penned on the side waiting for me. Three meals a ******* day. That smug sonofabitch smiling from ear to ear.
I've since gone on to become an actual sailor, and to this day, cannot look at mashed potatoes the same way.

Just thought I'd share....
#41 - padawonjohn (02/01/2014) [-]
joke's on you i love mashed potatoes
User avatar #26 - axeul (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
None of the food you see in advertisements is what it looks to be. Ice cream is mashed potatoes cause it needs to look solid, soft, nice but they can't have all the lights and recording equipment without it melting. Hamburgers and stuff like that each and every piece of the burger is handpicked and positioned or glued into place. If there aren't enough seeds on the bun, they will glue that sucker into the shot. Even milk in cereal commercials is watered down glue since real milk does not look that white or pour that way.
#55 - improbable ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
jokes on you

i really ******* love mashed potatoes
User avatar #38 - kushkiller (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
jokes on him, I'm Irish
User avatar #48 to #38 - ivoryhammer (02/01/2014) [-]
I think the joke is still on you
User avatar #32 - ductapeone (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**** you I love my mash potatoes
#30 - NinjaZombie (02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 - Nazistick ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
...I fail to see the problem...
User avatar #58 - brodofaggins (02/01/2014) [-]
i love mashed potato
#43 - taokami ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Food designer? That sounds like it's a pretty 			*******		 stupid profession.
Food designer? That sounds like it's a pretty ******* stupid profession.
#50 to #43 - reaperboy (02/01/2014) [-]
they are the people that make the food for use in commercials. the reason they use mashed potatoes is that ice cream melts under the hot lights.
User avatar #35 - sinonyx (02/01/2014) [-]
how the **** is it "evil"??
User avatar #23 - newsugarbriches (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i work in a restaurant, and we did this with coagulated duck fat and got one of the servers to try our new "lemon cream sorbet". oh the look on her face was priceless
User avatar #7 - tittylovin (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's not evil, it's just deceptive.
Besides, mashed potatoes are better anyways.
User avatar #3 - penileburglar (01/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How... How is this even remotely evil?

User avatar #57 - kirkbot (02/01/2014) [-]
"food designers"
you mean my mum with an ice cream scoop
#56 - ninonybox (02/01/2014) [-]
*looks at comments*
No.....nobody is going to reference it? Alright then, might as well get it over with.

-One hour later-
God damn it I can't find that Garfield Comic when Irma gave Jon and Garfield the Ice cream mashed potatoes. I can't find that but this god damn picture shows up for some reason!
*flips everything*
GOD DAME BRONIES.........wait.
User avatar #4 - ktbmnf (01/31/2014) [-]
10/10 would still eat
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