Post Results. . When you call the number 1 (334) it calls Auburn University, and they will try to answer every single question you could ever ask.. what's the deal with airline food?
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#4 - bigmanblue ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (13 replies)
someone needs to call them and ask what the avarage wing velocity of the unladen swallow is
#27 - nousernamefound (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what's the deal with airline food?
User avatar #56 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>*ring*
>Hello?
>Hi; can you please help me with a homework question?
>Sure
>Thank you very much
>*hang up*
#11 - meringueluka (01/23/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"why do all my relationship fail?"
User avatar #28 to #11 - kimilsung (01/23/2014) [-]
Because you watch anime
#5 - fuzzybubble (01/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
inb4 battletoads
User avatar #47 - scoobi (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>ring
>"Hello?"
>"Yes can you answer my question?"
>"Sure."
>"do you have battletoads."
>"yes."
>hang up
User avatar #2 - psychoticcaleb (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But do they know why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?
#29 - xrider (01/23/2014) [-]
Posted
User avatar #26 - psykobear (01/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
What do I have in my pocket?
User avatar #36 to #26 - tannerninja ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
handzes?
User avatar #63 - danielsturk (01/23/2014) [-]
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

"You're literally the 12th person to ask me that today.
...
It's the snazzy commercial."
User avatar #100 - wittypotato (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Hello is this the Auburn University?"
"Yes."
"Thank you."
*hangup*
User avatar #42 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
i called and asked for her to recite pi to the best of her abilities and she said she doesnt remember anywhere past 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208 9986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559 64462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482 13393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652 1384146951941511609 lol
User avatar #50 to #42 - toxictonics (01/23/2014) [-]
I feel like you didnt actually memorize all that or write it down.
#91 - blindpone (01/23/2014) [-]
>Call
>All Lines are busy
>Laugh so hard my dad asks if I'm okay.
#85 - megafranco (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Hello, is this Auburn university?
>"Yes, we are"
>I have a question for you, can you answer it for me?
>"Yes of course, what is your question?"
>Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>"You, you bastard"(hangs phone)

university"s face when
#123 - VVafflesForDarwin ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Hello is this Auburn uni?   
>Lady-Yes it is (in a sad disgusted voice)   
> What would happen if I Sprinted into the wall with a boner?   
>Lady- you probably wouldn't be able to have children   
> ok ..ok I see, but  but what if I place a glass bottle on the floor ok   
>Lady "Yeah..."   
> I place a glass bottle on the floor and jumped naked from the top of my bunk bed with my naruto head band on you see   
>Lady-uh huh   
>Would I be able to use my" hidden jutsu art of anal pocketing" without breaking the bottle or is this just a pipe dream?   
>Lady-You probably wouldn't be able to have children anymore   
>How is that logical I'm not ramming my dick into a glass bottle its going in my ass.   
>Lady-Hangs up.   
   
   
   
   
   
>
>Hello is this Auburn uni?
>Lady-Yes it is (in a sad disgusted voice)
> What would happen if I Sprinted into the wall with a boner?
>Lady- you probably wouldn't be able to have children
> ok ..ok I see, but but what if I place a glass bottle on the floor ok
>Lady "Yeah..."
> I place a glass bottle on the floor and jumped naked from the top of my bunk bed with my naruto head band on you see
>Lady-uh huh
>Would I be able to use my" hidden jutsu art of anal pocketing" without breaking the bottle or is this just a pipe dream?
>Lady-You probably wouldn't be able to have children anymore
>How is that logical I'm not ramming my dick into a glass bottle its going in my ass.
>Lady-Hangs up.





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#145 - PhedoBear (01/23/2014) [-]
'Hey is this Auburn University?'   
'We're associated with Auburn University.'   
'I'm going to ask you a question, can you answer it for me?'   
'I can try.'   
'Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?'   
'Ok you guys need to quit calling us.'
'Hey is this Auburn University?'
'We're associated with Auburn University.'
'I'm going to ask you a question, can you answer it for me?'
'I can try.'
'Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?'
'Ok you guys need to quit calling us.'
User avatar #39 - technobanana (01/23/2014) [-]
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?
#121 - Neemah (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What is the square root of a flexnard?
User avatar #8 - hirollin (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This would have been a lot more impressive if Google hadn't already been around for a decade or so.
User avatar #15 to #14 - hirollin (01/23/2014) [-]
well that is impressive
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