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Pornhub Space Mission. His resume is ever expanding If you feel like donating for the cause: www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/stor

Pornhub Space Mission. His resume is ever expanding If you feel like donating for the cause: www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/stor

His resume is ever expanding
If you feel like donating for the cause: www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/story

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Help us make the first sex tape in space!

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#12 - ilovehue (06/10/2015) [-]

If the scene doesnt end with the girl launching herself, mouth open towards the floating load then they will had done this for nothing

If the scene doesnt end with the girl launching herself, mouth open towards the floating load then they will had done this for nothing

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#275 to #12 - ilovehue (06/11/2015) [-]

Well, this is my highest thumbed comment ever. I'm proud, I guess.

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#245 to #12 - gainsgoblin (06/11/2015) [-]

Reminds me of a scene where a girl farted out the dudes load under water and then she swam into it and ate it... ahh... the internet..

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#36 to #12 - defski (06/10/2015) [-]

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#106 to #36 - vanhoutte (06/11/2015) [-]

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#72 to #12 - oldmanmagee (06/11/2015) [-]

He should use the newtons law that starts that every action has an equal and opposite reaction to launch himself with his penis when he blows his rocket load

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#11 - comicironic (06/10/2015) [-]

Scott Manley is really branching out with the KSP content.

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#260 to #11 - therealtjthemedic (06/11/2015) [-]

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#121 to #11 - oosime (06/11/2015) [-]

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#180 to #121 - tenpoundpom (06/11/2015) [-]

im concerned that this exists, but also impressed

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#68 to #11 - tenpoundpom (06/10/2015) [-]

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#111 to #68 - schneidend (06/11/2015) [-]

I dunno what his voice sounds like, so HA!

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#182 to #111 - tenpoundpom (06/11/2015) [-]

Scott Manley landing an actual SpaceX rocket

this might clear it up for you

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#267 to #182 - schneidend (06/11/2015) [-]

He really ought to change his name to Scottish Manly.

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#276 to #267 - tenpoundpom (06/12/2015) [-]

it would be a great username, but instead he went with "syzyg"

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#85 - doctorprofessornv (06/11/2015) [-]

The complications of sex in zero G is actually a subject of research for scientists looking into how humans will colonize the stars (because generational space travel will require reproduction during the trip, and doing the dirty is going to be difficult when you push your partner away with every thrust). For once, I can say with 100% honesty that we need this for science.

The complications of sex in zero G is actually a subject of research for scientists looking into how humans will colonize the stars (because generational space travel will require reproduction during the trip, and doing the dirty is going to be difficult when you push your partner away with every thrust). For once, I can say with 100% honesty that we need this for science.

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#238 to #85 - dartharc (06/11/2015) [-]

Centrifugal force.

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#248 to #85 - holdup (06/11/2015) [-]

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#243 to #85 - nsfwanon ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]

Just stand up and do it. Have her wrap her legs around his waist and then he can hold on to the arse and pump away like there's no tomorrow. Sorted.

Might need to be strapped to the floor or something but nevertheless.

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#251 to #85 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

The bondage fetishists will be the only ones who will colonize stars

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#97 to #85 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

That's the easiest thing to solve.
Use springs and a dual harness.
Each time you thrust and push your partner away they slingshot back.

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#103 to #97 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

that would force u to keep adjusting the harness for every change in position. U wanna keep it interesting.

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#113 to #103 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

You have exceeded your free problem solution for the day.
Any additional solutions can be viewed by signing up for Chegg.

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#137 to #113 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

Hands.

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#139 to #85 - thrust (06/11/2015) [-]

This is the most scientific mention I've ever got.

A+

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#175 to #85 - krasnogvardiech (06/11/2015) [-]

Why not just hold onto each other?

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#88 to #85 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

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#167 to #85 - brisineo (06/11/2015) [-]

That's going to be really, really difficult from what we already know.

First of all, zero G unfortunately has a lot of negative effects on your body that many astronauts complain about. Especially with circulation. Because there is no gravity, blood pressure is spread out evenly through the body, and drops quite a bit as a result. This leads to minor issues such as swelling of the face, swollen sinus membranes, headaches, cold symptoms, and yes, impotence Even with all the Viagra in the world he won't be able to keep it up if there's not enough blood to fill it.

And even then, you have the problem of actually, get this, getting any sort of fluid out. In an account from an unfortunate Apollo astronaut: "It just doesn't know that it's supposed to leave the body!" When dealing with the gravity-driven systems of bowels and bladder, often times they've had to use a vacuum or even... manual intervention... to suck it out. Have you seen a space toilet before? Crazy complicated stuff. And literally it's a multi-million dollar solution to such a simple problem because things get complicated quickly in space.

Lastly, danger. Sex is really messy. Lots of fluids going around and such, and without gravity to control it, you better have both of the lovers in an airtight bubble, because that much free-floating liquid is a disaster waiting to happen on ANY spacecraft. Hard to control, hard to clean up, and electrically conductive. Even the smallest micro drops flying about can get caught in the ventilation, in wiring, etc. and wreak havoc.

Now, for long-term space flights, yes, we'll need to reproduce, but that's what artificial gravity (made from a spinning part of the space craft probably) would help best at. So far any stage of reproduction would be difficult and risky in any situation where there's no gravity. We're just built to function that way, unfortunately. I'd like to see them try in a simulated ZG environment on a plane, which would be far safer and cheaper overall. See how frustrating that would be first hand.

That's going to be really, really difficult from what we already know.

First of all, zero G unfortunately has a lot of negative effects on your body that many astronauts complain about. Especially with circulation. Because there is no gravity, blood pressure is spread out evenly through the body, and drops quite a bit as a result. This leads to minor issues such as swelling of the face, swollen sinus membranes, headaches, cold symptoms, and yes, impotence Even with all the Viagra in the world he won't be able to keep it up if there's not enough blood to fill it.

And even then, you have the problem of actually, get this, getting any sort of fluid out. In an account from an unfortunate Apollo astronaut: "It just doesn't know that it's supposed to leave the body!" When dealing with the gravity-driven systems of bowels and bladder, often times they've had to use a vacuum or even... manual intervention... to suck it out. Have you seen a space toilet before? Crazy complicated stuff. And literally it's a multi-million dollar solution to such a simple problem because things get complicated quickly in space.

Lastly, danger. Sex is really messy. Lots of fluids going around and such, and without gravity to control it, you better have both of the lovers in an airtight bubble, because that much free-floating liquid is a disaster waiting to happen on ANY spacecraft. Hard to control, hard to clean up, and electrically conductive. Even the smallest micro drops flying about can get caught in the ventilation, in wiring, etc. and wreak havoc.

Now, for long-term space flights, yes, we'll need to reproduce, but that's what artificial gravity (made from a spinning part of the space craft probably) would help best at. So far any stage of reproduction would be difficult and risky in any situation where there's no gravity. We're just built to function that way, unfortunately. I'd like to see them try in a simulated ZG environment on a plane, which would be far safer and cheaper overall. See how frustrating that would be first hand.

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#108 to #85 - vanhoutte (06/11/2015) [-]

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#135 to #108 - mymommasallama (06/11/2015) [-]

never have i seen a more appropriate reaction image.

never have i seen a more appropriate reaction image.

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#38 - ztron (06/10/2015) [-]

This mofo looks ready to fight martians and **** bitches.

This mofo looks ready to fight martians and **** bitches.

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#221 to #38 - crazycommando (06/11/2015) [-]

this dude is probably ready to **** martians and bitches

this dude is probably ready to **** martians and bitches

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#226 to #221 - hyperactiveman (06/11/2015) [-]

But in what order?

But in what order?

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#79 to #38 - thempc (06/11/2015) [-]

looks like a young mike ermentraub

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#220 to #38 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

And he's all out of Martians

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#104 to #38 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

Or maybe he is ready to **** martians and fight bitches

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#86 to #38 - envinite (06/11/2015) [-]

$100 bet he will **** the martians bitches.

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#4 - masterofmods (06/10/2015) [-]

Who is the guy?

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#130 to #4 - dankenstein (06/11/2015) [-]

jonny sins, do you mean to tell me you don't pay 60 $ a month for brazzers?

jonny sins, do you mean to tell me you don't pay 60 $ a month for brazzers?

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#5 to #4 - evilhomer [OP]ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

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#10 to #5 - dapop (06/10/2015) [-]

and soon to be astronaut

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#13 to #10 - willindor ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

Don't you mean asstronaut Okay I'm sorry for this, but I just had to do it

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#15 to #13 - tapeboy (06/10/2015) [-]

you know they are going to use that in the title of the respectable short film they end up shooting.

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#69 to #5 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]

and soon he will be the most talented guy to live in space to.

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#6 to #5 - masterofmods (06/10/2015) [-]

o

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#53 - demandsgayversion (06/10/2015) [-]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just pay 2 astronauts to have sex for science?

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#247 to #53 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

you know m8 you seem to have blocked a whole lotta people. Hell, I can't even remember speaking to you before and I've been blocked, what gives?

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#249 to #247 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

I'm not sure, I've always blocked a lot of people who I don't want to have to talk to. It wasn't a problem until the stupid thumb system happened. Usually people wouldn't say anything, but now it's a thing, because some of the basic functionality of the website is being ****** .

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#250 to #249 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

Not entirely sure what you mean about the thumb system being ****** , but whatev.

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#261 to #250 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

Blocking people makes it so they can't thumb you. It breaks the website.

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#252 to #53 - therealtjthemedic (06/11/2015) [-]

"Shut the **** up"
-Michael Bay

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#181 to #53 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

id love to thumb this up if you werent blocking me, faggot.

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#183 to #181 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

>call people faggots
>complain when get blocked

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#187 to #183 - natemose (06/11/2015) [-]

is called demandsgayversion blocks people hen called faggot

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#193 to #187 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

Unblocked the **** out of you for being the least of a cunt in reaction to being blocked.

I miss the days before thumb blocking, when nobody knew they were blocked unless they tried to say something stupid at me.

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#195 to #193 - natemose (06/11/2015) [-]

<3

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#188 to #187 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

>has a neck
>dies when stabbed in the neck

(there's no excuse for being a dick)

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#191 to #188 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

calm down m8, i was making a joke He actually blockes me, absolute madman

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#192 to #191 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

Poe's Law, sorry.

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#202 to #192 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

Jesus, guy, people call each other faggots here, you're blue enough to know the way of the world. posted as anon so your faggot ass can't block me

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#246 to #202 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

I should be flattered that you want to talk to me bad enough to go to such lengths not to be blocked.

And sure, people say dumb **** all the time. But I dislike being called such things and don't mind using a feature of this website designed to avoid people who do that **** .

But as always, it wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't for the stupid thumb blocking **** lately. Everyone should bitch about thumb blocking on the suggestions page.

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#269 to #188 - iggyblanco (06/11/2015) [-]

what?

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#270 to #269 - demandsgayversion (06/11/2015) [-]

It was an example how being a target for injustice doesn't make that injustice right.

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#271 to #183 - sandbagger (06/11/2015) [-]

stop being such a faggot

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#268 to #183 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

faggot

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#253 to #183 - kanyesfishsticks (06/11/2015) [-]

faggot

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#228 to #183 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

hey, but it might be true

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#73 to #53 - darksideofthebeast (06/11/2015) [-]

heh
e
h

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#100 to #53 - draeman (06/11/2015) [-]

shut the **** up

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#57 to #53 - sanguinemybrother (06/10/2015) [-]

Oh man I hope people don't miss the true quality of this comment.

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#92 to #53 - blacklightsun ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]

Space Odissey, why not just teach the astronauts to drill

Space Odissey, why not just teach the astronauts to drill

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#112 to #92 - prontoon (06/11/2015) [-]

the name of the movie is armageddon

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#114 to #112 - blacklightsun ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]

I dishonor famiry T-T

I dishonor famiry T-T

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#120 to #114 - captaincrapface (06/11/2015) [-]

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#134 to #114 - navrahn (06/11/2015) [-]

at least you used the spoiler correctly

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#133 to #92 - luqmanr (06/11/2015) [-]

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#89 to #53 - slapchoppin (06/11/2015) [-]

because the pornstars want to go to space

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#75 to #53 - yaybacon (06/11/2015) [-]

clever

clever

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#21 - abdullahmag (06/10/2015) [-]

i'm more impressed by the $1k raised by 14 people in 4 hours

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#166 to #21 - needsauceadmisblan (06/11/2015) [-]

what is it at the rate that they will achieve it right like 10%

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#266 to #166 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

how english what can what

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#67 - yugiohkris

(06/10/2015) [-]

The top perk rank is Uranus.

The top perk rank is Uranus.

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#209 to #67 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

Is of Myanus, not of Uranus.

Is of Myanus, not of Uranus.

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#87 to #67 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

I was more taken by "Apollo 69", personally

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#3 - miia ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

we need to get this to the front page NOW

we need to get this to the front page NOW

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#7 to #3 - yologdogtwo (06/10/2015) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/marrage/text/5003082/
www.funnyjunk.com/Marrage/text/5003082/12#12
Look, I don't know what I did to scare you away, but I promise we can make this work! I still love you, please come back to me!

www.funnyjunk.com/marrage/text/5003082/
www.funnyjunk.com/Marrage/text/5003082/12#12
Look, I don't know what I did to scare you away, but I promise we can make this work! I still love you, please come back to me!

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#8 to #7 - miia ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

spaghetti and snuggles?

im in

spaghetti and snuggles?

im in

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#9 to #8 - yologdogtwo (06/10/2015) [-]

Great come'er baby.

Great come'er baby.

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#132 to #8 - fantasticfox (06/11/2015) [-]

Who drew that?

Who drew that?

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#161 to #132 - miia ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]

i am of not knowing

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#177 to #161 - fantasticfox (06/11/2015) [-]

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#66 to #3 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]

eh

anon cause you blocked me

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#213 to #3 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]

i'd **** you in space

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#78 - dreygur (06/11/2015) [-]

Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too soon to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to browse dank memes space porn.

Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too soon to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to browse ~~dank memes~~ space porn.

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#28 - daftiduck (06/10/2015) [-]

"$3,400,000 goal"
I don't think FJ alone is going to be enough...
We must repost this EVERYWHERE! 4chan, reddit, 9gag, nowhere must be left untouched!
We must temporarily put aside our differences and band together for a common goal.

"$3,400,000 goal"
I don't think FJ alone is going to be enough...
We must repost this EVERYWHERE! 4chan, reddit, 9gag, nowhere must be left untouched!
We must temporarily put aside our differences and band together for a common goal.

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#184 to #28 - Silver Quantum (06/11/2015) [-]

pretty sure the most famous porn site in the world wasn't going to rely only on this site for support. if it's mentioned here, it's mentioned on all the sites you listed and pretty much everywhere else as well wherever appropriate

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#140 to #28 - sketchysketchist (06/11/2015) [-]

Let's let the SJW's find about about this.
If they're good at anything, it's creating a cause against things we support and failing miserable to get people against it.

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#148 to #140 - donatelo (06/11/2015) [-]

clue the guy who brings up SJW more than ******* SJW themselves

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#153 to #148 - sketchysketchist (06/11/2015) [-]

Clue the guy who points out people who bring up SJW's more than people who bring up SJW's bring up SJW's.

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#154 to #153 - donatelo (06/11/2015) [-]

clue the guy im arguing with but i really just want to be his friend

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#155 to #154 - sketchysketchist (06/11/2015) [-]

Clue the guy I want to be friends with but am too socially inept to stop arguing with so I make an ass out of myself and then bitch on facebook about how sad and lonely I am before and after posting something incredibly sexist and cringe worthy.

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#159 to #155 - donatelo (06/11/2015) [-]

clue the guy im arguing with that im going to cry myself over because i was too proud to apologize to and become his friend

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#168 to #159 - sketchysketchist (06/11/2015) [-]

Clue the guy who could've been my best bro so I end up growing up to be a 50-year old pussy.

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#170 to #168 - theleviathanmaster (06/11/2015) [-]

just **** em' already

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#279 to #170 - sketchysketchist (06/12/2015) [-]

I would if I knew where he/she/xe/ze lived.

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#208 to #168 - xxmemosxx (06/11/2015) [-]

sketchysketchist & donatelo, you're both retarded. It's cue, not clue

sketchysketchist & donatelo, you're both retarded. It's cue, not clue

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#278 to #208 - sketchysketchist (06/12/2015) [-]

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#282 to #278 - xxmemosxx (06/12/2015) [-]

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#40 to #28 - strychnine (06/10/2015) [-]

inspiring words my friend.

inspiring words my friend.

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#105 to #28 - severepwner (06/11/2015) [-]

The Commander Shepard of porn.

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#46 - xenblood ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

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#118 - desacabose (06/11/2015) [-]

This is Major Tom to Pound a Hole
I'm stepping to the whore
And I'm ******* in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I cumming in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's someone I must do

This is Major Tom to Pound a Hole
I'm stepping to the whore
And I'm ******* in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I cumming in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's someone I must do

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#150 to #118 - theugandanhero (06/11/2015) [-]

Not sure if David Bowie should slap you for that comment
Or give you a standing ovation

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#283 to #118 - desacabose (06/12/2015) [-]

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#284 to #283 - desacabose (06/12/2015) [-]

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#24 - ggdhindo (06/10/2015) [-]

the moment that he know that hes gonna explore uranus

the moment that he know that hes gonna explore uranus

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#62 - Haruhi (06/10/2015) [-]

They're a multi-million dollar industry and they can't afford to send ***************** into space??? Come on.

They're a multi-million dollar industry and they can't afford to send ***************** into space??? Come on.

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#95 to #62 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

Human Spaceflight is in a tough place at the moment - the only currently launching manned vehicle is the Soyuz. Seats on the Soyuz are $70 million each, and that's for NASA, the biggest customer besides Roscosmos itself. For a private mission in the Soyuz, they'd be paying almost 250 million dollars - a multi-million-dollar industry wouldn't cut it.

However, in late 2016 private companies will begin testing their manned vehicles (Boeing's CST-100 and SpaceX's Dragon v2) in space, with the first actual passengers scheduled for late Spring 2017. These should reduce launch costs significantly, but still not to pocket change - a Dragon v2 launch to orbit will be $160m overall, though the craft has room for 7 people (or fewer people and lots of extra room).

Perhaps they're counting on the New Shepard - Blue Origin's sub-orbital vehicle. That company is quite tight-lipped, but the craft is supposed to be very cost-effective. Problem is, it only does suborbital flights, which last a maximum of 10 minutes, and that includes both launch and landing, neither of which support microgravity.

To be honest, I have no idea how they plan to pay for it. $3.4m (the amount they're asking) is peanuts. That'll get you maybe 10-20 pounds to orbit, not a manned capsule with life support, abort capability, and downmass.

Human Spaceflight is in a tough place at the moment - the only currently launching manned vehicle is the Soyuz. Seats on the Soyuz are $70 million each, and that's for NASA, the biggest customer besides Roscosmos itself. For a private mission in the Soyuz, they'd be paying almost 250 million dollars - a multi-million-dollar industry wouldn't cut it.

However, in late 2016 private companies will begin testing their manned vehicles (Boeing's CST-100 and SpaceX's Dragon v2) in space, with the first actual passengers scheduled for late Spring 2017. These should reduce launch costs significantly, but still not to pocket change - a Dragon v2 launch to orbit will be $160m overall, though the craft has room for 7 people (or fewer people and lots of extra room).

Perhaps they're counting on the New Shepard - Blue Origin's sub-orbital vehicle. That company is quite tight-lipped, but the craft is supposed to be very cost-effective. Problem is, it only does suborbital flights, which last a maximum of 10 minutes, and that includes both launch and landing, neither of which support microgravity.

To be honest, I have no idea how they plan to pay for it. $3.4m (the amount they're asking) is peanuts. That'll get you maybe 10-20 pounds to orbit, not a manned capsule with life support, abort capability, and downmass.

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#147 to #95 - amuter (06/11/2015) [-]

They won't need abort capability if they use condoms tho.

They won't need abort capability if they use condoms tho.

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#280 to #95 - suborbital (06/12/2015) [-]

God damn I love having this username.

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#281 to #280 - craftyatom (06/12/2015) [-]

Hello again, nice to see you.

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#152 to #95 - donatelo (06/11/2015) [-]

it could be for publicity, it sounds like an absurd yet cool idea that will make its rounds around the internet and mainstream...probably even the front page news. its essentially free publicity, but who knows

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#96 to #95 - Haruhi (06/11/2015) [-]

My point is that they make 10s, if not 100s of millions of dollars per year on the porn industry... So why would they need or want to ask for donations??? They don't need our money.

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#102 to #96 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

All of the porn sites under MindGeek (including PornHub, make a collective total of about $100m each year, according to www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/ceos/fabian-thylmann-net-worth/

So we're talking more than two years' worth of revenue, not even considering their operational costs during that time. Still, the 3m crowdsourced isn't going to help much, so I suppose I agree - this isn't a good case for crowd funding.

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#94 - opiethepug (06/11/2015) [-]

If they don't call this Asstronauts then I'll be pissed.

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#23 - flemmi (06/10/2015) [-]

Well it be about finding the "Zero-G-Spot?
also no boners in Zero G, sorry guys it is impossible to maintain an erection in space.

Well it be about finding the "Zero-G-Spot?
also no boners in Zero G, sorry guys it is impossible to maintain an erection in space.

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#110 to #23 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

Doesn't look to be much of an issue - mice have had sex in space (not with exceptional results, but they managed it). Plus, if anything, less blood is drawn to your legs, leaving ample extra blood flow for your weightless tackle. In theory.

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#196 to #110 - flemmi (06/11/2015) [-]

What i heard was that the blood pressure in your body actually goes down because of the weightlessness and that's why a erection is less or non functional.

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#273 to #196 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

Blood pressure does decrease, apparently www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8964756 , but I'm thinking that while in space it doesn't affect much - the big issues are when they return to earth.

I suppose we'll just have to wait until someone actually does the study.

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#29 to #23 - daftiduck (06/10/2015) [-]

One word: Lesbians

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#39 to #23 - vorarephilia

(06/10/2015) [-]

We don't know that for sure. No one does. Astronauts and NASA have not spoken on the issue.

The only way we will know how sex will work, if at all, is to try it.

For science. both kinds.

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#70 to #39 - amusingusername ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]

Imagine how awkward it would be though. Millions of crowdfunded dollars and several months spent training and building a rocket to carry a whole filming crew and the two actors up there. Everything is set up, the event is about to happen and suddenly... He can't get it up no matter what.

So they just return to Earth empty handed and have to tell everyone there's no space porn film.

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#212 to #39 - privileges (06/11/2015) [-]

Are you telling me that no male astronaut, in their 6 month mission aboard the ISS, has attemted to jack it?

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#272 to #212 - craftyatom (06/11/2015) [-]

If I remember correctly, the youngest guy on the ISS was 28 or so. Most of them are mid-forties. They're not exactly horny teenagers.

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#17 - shadecrenshaw (06/10/2015) [-]

At no point in the donation 'prize' pool do they say they'll let you bang one of the 'actors'.

0/10 seriously!?

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#34 - dubstepforme (06/10/2015) [-]

$1,042 raised by only 14 people? That like $70 per person. Dedicated porn fans I guess

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#76 to #34 - yaybacon (06/11/2015) [-]

I was looking at it and two of them donated $500

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#211 - planedisaster (06/11/2015) [-]

If she was impregnated this is how the child would look.

If she was impregnated this is how the child would look.

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