Porn. .. I am in Baghdad now. There is a lot of horrible stuff happening about 30 miles away and I'm eating Pringles in bed whilst on FJ and was previously masturbating. Porn I am in Baghdad now There is a lot of horrible stuff happening about 30 miles away and I'm eating Pringles bed whilst on FJ was previously masturbating
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - myturntoevil
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I am in Baghdad now. There is a lot of horrible stuff happening about 30 miles away and I'm eating Pringles in bed whilst on FJ and was previously masturbating. My plan is that when the **** head's get here i would of cocoon'd myself in that much cum that bullets will just bounce of my level 4526 baby batter armour and ill walk to the airport and catch the next flight out of here. Job done.
#65 to #10 - nywrestler
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User avatar #28 to #10 - thegrayfox
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Good luck, you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #15 to #10 - bitchplzzz
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**** man, that place is not the place to be
#23 to #10 - anon id: ea798610
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dat bod hot

stay safe brah
#37 to #10 - grimmwaters
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You better get out of there alive, you brave son of a bitch.
You better get out of there alive, you brave son of a bitch.
User avatar #42 to #10 - imnotkickthecat
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i like the parts of your face covered in skin.
#52 to #10 - anon id: 3ebd3e40
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give those bastards hell man!
User avatar #61 to #10 - theugandanhero
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Good luck and don't die pls
Me and a few others will await your return to the motherland upon having completed your mission.
Godspeed my friend.
User avatar #30 to #10 - rollmeanddie
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If I ever run into one of those nationals who just abandoned the contractors at Balad, I'm gonna beat them with their own arms.
#66 to #10 - nywrestler
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YA GOT A THOUSAND HULKAMANIACS RUNNING WITH YA BROTHER
User avatar #34 to #10 - suppression
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This made me really sad. If you do come back, hopefully you do, please gives us an update. It really means a lot, knowing the soldiers over there are normal people, just like us, enjoying stupid humor on the Internet.

Godspeed, mate. I wish you luck
User avatar #55 to #10 - marinepenguin
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Think about this, of the 300 soldiers sent to Iraq for advisory purposes and enhanced embassy security, one of them visits this obscure site.

Good luck man, hopefully **** doesn't go south.
#86 to #55 - myturntoevil
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I'm not american, but by **** am I glad they have just turned up. Once again the U.S helping a grateful British gentleman.
I'm not american, but by **** am I glad they have just turned up. Once again the U.S helping a grateful British gentleman.
#38 to #10 - gayboard
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User avatar #80 to #38 - deadmanlopez
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looks like I just found a new reaction gif,whats the source on that pic?
User avatar #84 to #80 - shadylight
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don't know about the gif, but I know that it is from the film for a bayoneta adaptation.
User avatar #54 to #38 - assassindash
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I burst out laughing because of how similar her tongue looked to bubble gum when you start to blow it. The last two words blew me.
User avatar #64 to #10 - entertaining
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Stay safe brah and damn dem abs
User avatar #53 to #10 - pulluspardus
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Where in Baghdad are you? that place looks too clean for Iraqi settlements, my family owns a house in Baghdad, sadly.
#108 to #10 - reptilec
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User avatar #44 to #10 - dlodavis
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Stay safe my beautiful brethren.
User avatar #74 to #10 - elcreepo
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You are a true man

They make pringles in baghdad? no ******* way
User avatar #82 to #74 - nywrestler
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That's democracy in action my friend.
User avatar #41 to #10 - friedgreenpomatoes
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so whose army are you with?
User avatar #25 to #10 - decima
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good luck and god speed man.
tell us when you get out of that hellhole alive.
We expect you to.

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#33 to #10 - anon id: c1161456
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That user name though . . . .
#121 to #10 - anon id: 9b1bfb6a
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#21 to #10 - anon id: 577f2855
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yfw ISIS takes over and beheads you
#119 to #10 - anon id: c607772c
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>mfw ISIL
User avatar #47 to #10 - tehlulzbringer
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>no chest hair
what are you? a woman?
#83 to #10 - swagbot
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Bro what are you doing in Iraq? I thought all U.S. troops had long-since pulled out of there... are you a contractor?
User avatar #112 to #83 - peikkonaama
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The U.S. sent 300(?) soldiers to guard their embassy in Baghdad.
#27 to #10 - garawra
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Just flash them your abs, tell them you lift and watch them flee in terror
User avatar #1 - economicfreedom
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With the radical muslims trying to take over, good luck with that
#24 to #1 - anon id: 93386859
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They already did, thats WHY theres no porn in IRAQ
#4 - swolecamerupt
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To think that people in Iraq go days with out camerupt brings tears to my eyes. Some of these poor people have never even felt the warm embrace that emanates from the magma flowing through it's body. It's truly a shame.
User avatar #31 to #4 - finalfantasymaster
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ive noticed you are really into camerupt...
is it your thing?
#48 to #31 - thebaseballexpert
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>swolecamerupt   
   
>is camerupt your thing
>swolecamerupt

>is camerupt your thing



#126 to #48 - finalfantasymaster
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i meant this in like an insight to why hes so into camerupt, guess i shouldve been more specific huh?   
i apologize my good sir...
i meant this in like an insight to why hes so into camerupt, guess i shouldve been more specific huh?
i apologize my good sir...
#56 - deftonesjunkie
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what should his sign say
#58 to #56 - Orc
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WE WANT PORN IN IRAQ
User avatar #62 to #58 - deftonesjunkie
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not exactly what i was going for but ill take it
#68 - malhaloc
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Girls Gone Wild: Saudi Arabia
Girls Gone Wild: Saudi Arabia
User avatar #69 to #68 - malhaloc
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They know not what they're missing
#90 to #68 - dudewitharake
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#102 to #68 - anon id: 3555a8c2
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fake, real saudi girls are fat. dont belive me google it worse then usas.
in fact its considered sexy there.
User avatar #75 to #68 - elcreepo
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Damn those thighs

I will never look at my woman the same way
#93 to #68 - SuperHyperCrazy
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TO THE FAPMOBILE!
TO THE FAPMOBILE!
User avatar #71 to #68 - norwegianlolz
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will the stoning be a part of the show?
#73 to #71 - malhaloc
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#13 - jacksowrd
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#79 - tsoper
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the face of a broken man
#78 - tsoper
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the world needs more heros
#2 - dashgamer
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They can just get out of the city and watch a farmer **** a donkey or a goat if they want to watch sex.
User avatar #76 to #2 - elcreepo
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Human sex is best sex
User avatar #5 to #2 - usafdirtboyz
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Not sure why the red thumbs, I saw this on the FLIR system with my own eyes
User avatar #7 to #5 - dashgamer
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I was in the lead turret of my convoy and saw a farmer **** his donkey. He'd trapped it in a circle of concertina wire.
User avatar #11 to #7 - usafdirtboyz
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HAHAHA, I got caught up in C-Wire just walking by the ****, couldn't imaging trying to **** near it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dashgamer
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Those hadjis are clever *************. My squad was in charge of demilitarizing a bunch of pbs (or sometimes setting them up from scratch), and one time there was this crowd of a hundred hadjis with all their little kids watching us the entire day. We took down everything from the inside out so that the outer hesco would be last and when we finally took down the c-wire and stuff along the perimeter we'd turn our backs for a second and fwip! it would be gone.
We left four guys and an mrap behind while everyone else went to Nolay to dump the mangled hesco that we took down and when we came back there was maybe three quarters of what we'd left behind.
User avatar #14 to #12 - usafdirtboyz
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While sitting in Kuwait waiting on a ride out we had to dump stuff because we were to heavy, so we had to dump about half our uniforms, dvd cases, basically anything that wasn't necessary. We found out about 10 minutes after starting this that we had to cut out uniforms because guys were basically walking the dumpsters off as we were filling them, taking every ******* thing they could get their hands on. Never seen **** like that anywhere else.
#16 to #14 - dashgamer
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Yeah, one of the Marines in my platoon came up to me the day before we had to come home and told me that we had to burn all of our uniforms. I said **** that, but I let him do it, so we just lit it up in a cabinet I had to take off a trailer (we'd had it welded on there but because it wasn't exactly like everything else it wasn't allowed) with mogas and went crazy.
It looks like it's photoshopped, doesn't it? =D
User avatar #17 to #16 - usafdirtboyz
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Yeah it does look shopped. I couldn't believe it either when they told us to cut them up, but it's better then them possibly falling into the wrong hands.
#18 to #17 - dashgamer
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That wasn't shopped.
This is what happens when I shop ****.
User avatar #19 to #18 - usafdirtboyz
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I can't tell a difference
#20 to #19 - dashgamer
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Do you even computer?
Do you even computer?