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Pope sells Mercedes, buys 1984 car. Pope Francis has sold the luxury Mercedes provided to every pope by the Vatican, given the money to the poor and bought hims

Pope Francis has sold the luxury Mercedes provided to every pope by the Vatican, given the money to the poor and bought himself a 1984 model vehicle with almost 200,000 miles on it. He also issued a request to every Bishop, asking them to sell any luxury vehicles that the currently have and to give the money to the poor. This guy is as frugal as they come, and for the sake of the poor and less fortunate. This guy Popes like a pro.

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#9 - thebigpenguin

Reply+180

(11/07/2013)[-]

This pope is the best thing to happen to Christianity since anything

#29 to #9 - ivroht

Reply+479

(11/07/2013)[-]

I dunno, man, that Jesus guy was pretty good for them, I hear.

#288 to #29 - tehbanana

Reply+2

(11/08/2013)[-]

He must use a lot of floppy disks

#176 to #29 - snowshark

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

Well, the stuff where he demanded people's love was kinda bogus but the love thy neighbour thing is pretty impressive I'll grant you.

#397 to #29 - anon id: 283e00b4

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Sexy ************ too.

#40 to #29 - divinecreator

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#53 to #9 - ireallylikepotatoe

Reply+3

(11/07/2013)[-]

What about the free wine?

#395 to #9 - anon id: fdd67beb

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

pope Francis is a huge homophobe against gay marriage and having gay people adopt children is child abuse to him, which is ironic when you consider he's the leader of the catholic church. I'm not making this up he said this "In the coming weeks, the Argentine people will face a situation whose outcome can seriously harm the family.Let us not be naive: this is not simply a political struggle, but it is an attempt to destroy God’s plan. It is not just a bill (a mere instrument) but a ‘move’ of the father of lies who seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God.
Today the country in this particular
situation, needs the special assistance of the Holy Spirit to bring the light of truth on to the darkness of error, it need this advocate to defend us from being enchanted by many fallacies that are tried at all costs to justify this bill and to confuse and deceive the people of good will.” www.catholic.com/blog/jimmy-akin/pope-francis-on-abortion-and-homosexual-marriage

#461 to #395 - Eiza

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Well, considering how much of an improvement he is over the last pope, I think I'll let the homophobia slide. Don't want to have too many changes at once. The church already feels like Francis is peeing in their Jesus juice enough.

#71 - doctorprofessornv

Reply+241

(11/07/2013)[-]

#132 to #71 - totsandtaters

Reply+40

(11/08/2013)[-]

He even said "Even though atheists do not believe in god, I hope to see them all in heaven" The ***** is kind hearted as ****

#390 to #132 - regfridge

Reply+2

(11/08/2013)[-]

Confirmed for best pope

#96 to #71 - santsbro

Reply+39

(11/07/2013)[-]

Oh my god i love him.

#89 to #71 - roflstorm#173 on commentsRank#173

Reply+31

(11/07/2013)[-]

You're damn right.

#181 to #71 - rhiaanor

Reply+19

(11/08/2013)[-]

"You like good people, don't you other people?"

just a translation in case anyone needed it

#110 to #71 - danyoung

Reply+11

(11/07/2013)[-]

Iiii ******* love this pope, this pope is the version of my perfect pope.

#119 to #71 - jettom#245 on contentRank#245

Reply+10

(11/08/2013)[-]

My religion is none of your Goddamn business.
And it should not dictate whether or whether not you like or dislike a person.

Current Pope should not be treated as a good pope, but a good person. And if your faith or lack of thereof makes you unable to like him then you're the clear opposite.

#259 to #71 - organicglory

Reply+6

(11/08/2013)[-]

I do, won't even deny it
He said athiests can be good, too.

#182 to #71 - sinclairr

Reply+6

(11/08/2013)[-]

See, I like the pope because he stands for Jesus's teachings more than that of of the actual Catholic church's. More about love and charity than being a ********.

#367 to #182 - atrocitustheking

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

This.

#104 to #71 - LungsOfThunder

Reply+6

(11/07/2013)[-]

yes i do

#453 to #71 - unibluemedia

Reply+2

(11/08/2013)[-]

If only more religious people was like him, I wouldn't feel the need to call myself an Atheist.

#405 to #71 - bitey

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(11/08/2013)[-]

#260 to #71 - thelegitmetalhead

Reply+2

(11/08/2013)[-]

Yes.
Your point?

#200 to #71 - thesinful#308 on commentsRank#308

Reply+2

(11/08/2013)[-]

..........yes

#111 to #71 - mitchr

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

I don't think it's possible to hate the guy, he seems like an actual quality human being.

#297 to #71 - kaitora

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

He's a good person, that image is just plain retarded.

#299 to #297 - doctorprofessornv

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

and yet I get showered in green thumbs every time I post it (this is the third time this week).

#199 to #71 - greenstrongworld

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

I don't see the wrong in that.

#482 to #71 - mexicanpedo

Reply0

(11/20/2013)[-]

Yes. He seems less likely try to demonize us.

#451 to #71 - anon id: f2162343

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

You know theres a ton of beliefs that don't include the pope, so why do you pick on atheists of all people? Get your **** together idiot. Besides, it's not the fact that he is the pope, it's that he's a good person, and sure, I haven't met him, but from the little I've read he seems nice.

#407 to #71 - GoodGood

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

yeh

#403 to #71 - anon id: 56bf4879

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Hell yeah, Atheist and proud to love the direction this pope is taking the Church. Faith is not bad at all, its only bad when the leaders take it in the wrong direction.

#381 to #71 - imaschizo

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

this motha ****** a saint

#321 to #71 - quadrilateral

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Yes. Dear **** yes.
He is one of the greatest christian's I've heard of.

#279 to #71 - anon id: 20575514

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

**** yes *****
Atheist or not this guy is the nicest dude on the planet

One of the small handful of religious men I've seen that I could be best friends with
This is like epic Mr. Rogers level ****, I tell you, I don't even give a **** that I don't believe in god

#233 to #71 - anon id: 30b404e1

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

You bet your sweet ass I like this new Pope.

#80 to #71 - anon id: 52715221

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Yup!

#36 - Frankendell

Reply+71

(11/07/2013)[-]

I have a feeling the Vatican is going to try to have this guy impeached or whatever the pope equivalent of impeachment is.

#41 to #36 - tsalmark

Reply+138

(11/07/2013)[-]

I think the correct term is "have an accident"

#417 to #41 - hairysmellyanus

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

This is Italy we are talking about.

#65 to #36 - pxthreezerothree

Reply+8

(11/07/2013)[-]

He literally cannot be removed from the papacy except by his own choice like Benedict. Even if he was excommunicated, he would still be Pope because only he would be able to enforce an interdict.

#49 to #36 - flyslasher

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#76 to #49 - albinoman

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

When the church tells you to gtfo.

#93 to #49 - roflstorm#173 on commentsRank#173

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

It's a notice given out to those who have somehow managed to **** up so badly that not even the church will try to redeem them.

#61 to #49 - Frankendell

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

That works too.

#48 to #36 - simbawarrior

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

probably take him down like Paul I

#39 to #36 - keyoke

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Don't think you can do it
Him being the personal representative of the G.O.D. and all that.

#44 to #39 - vladhellsing#45 on commentsRank#45

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Hey, if the boss never shows up to work, what's the worst that could happen?

#105 to #44 - anon id: 97c73f4f

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Hell and stuff.

#45 to #44 - keyoke

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

He stops being Pontifex Maximus. Its pretty bad. I like the one we got now. He seems like good ones.

#83 - sashxanete**User deleted account**

Reply+41

(11/07/2013)[-]

I wonder when is he gonna be killed

#87 to #83 - roflstorm#173 on commentsRank#173

Reply+124

(11/07/2013)[-]

Considering how kindhearted and generous and how ******* awesome he is.....

I'll give him no more than 16 months.

#206 to #87 - merrickz

Reply+7

(11/08/2013)[-]

It sucks how logical this is.

#323 to #206 - roflstorm#173 on commentsRank#173

Reply+4

(11/08/2013)[-]

Almost saddening.
We are fans of a deadman who's still walking.

#157 to #87 - culedhel

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

Especailly because he's not a fan of bullet proof glass and listening to the Swiss Guard...

#8 - dkkhafif

Reply+115

(11/07/2013)[-]

Yep, I may be wrong (im Jewish so im not really an expert on this) but i believe he is the first pope to follow the Franciscan order, started by Francisco de Assis, which believe that men of god should follow in Christ's example and live humbly...

#15 to #8 - bigbootyjack

Reply+10

(11/07/2013)[-]

He follows something very similar, he is a part of the Jesuits, who are known for promoting education and social equality.

#432 to #8 - mistercookie

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Most likely, at least what i believe, is that he took the name Francis the First to show that he wants to bring change to the church in the way that Francsisco de Assis did in his own time.

Thats my 2 cents anyways.

#425 to #8 - anon id: 12e7062e

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

He's actually a Jesuit and their main ideal is to be men and women for others, so basically to be nice

#240 to #8 - commontroll

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Francis of Assisi was one awesome dude. That's for sure.

But I too don't know if he's Franciscan or not. Though I would bet the others are correct about him being a Jesuit.

#156 to #8 - culedhel

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

He's actually a Jesuit. The order formed to battle Lutheranism and the reformation but, yes, he does fallow his name saint's beliefs.

#35 to #8 - whiteniggers

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

it's in the name

#21 to #8 - compadrepie

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

I don't know much about cat-holism, but there has been over 200 popes, so I think somebody else has been a good person before him.

#37 to #21 - anon id: d0fd395a

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

That has nothing to do with personality. As he said above, monks of the Franciscan order shall follow the ways of Jesus Christ, in that they should not posses material wealth, or a lot of it. The order is featured in the great film "The Name of The Rose" starring Sean Connery.

#46 to #37 - anon id: 491cdc32

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Still, even if following that doctrine is his only reason to despise material wealth, I'd still say it is an improvement from the one greedy assbag after the other.

#52 to #46 - anon id: d0fd395a

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

I was not saying that was the only reason why he acts like he does. He seems very genuine with everything he does, and I've also jumped on the bandwagon with liking him, because he seems to be so caring. My first comment was directed at the above user.

#14 to #8 - fathis

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

"Francesco di Assisi"

Sorry I'm Italian and it bothers me...

But yeah he does follow his order - also he's awesome and I love him.

#213 to #14 - erpetrich

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

If you're actually Italian then you should know you never use "di Assisi" just
"Francesco d'Assisi"

#276 to #213 - fathis

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

I've been shamed, and I'm not worthy of belonging to my country because of my grammatical mistake

#56 to #14 - dkkhafif

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Yeah sorry, as soon as I posted the comment i realised that the name should be in italian (i'm Brazilian)

#18 - oikake

Reply+76

(11/07/2013)[-]

All cardinals should get the same model car in red, and they can all drive around in a Catholic Convoy.... like the xmas Coca Cola adverts

#50 to #18 - frozenbananapeel

Reply+1

(11/07/2013)[-]

Mr. Deeds already did that.

#7 - tatsuichiyo

Reply+59

(11/07/2013)[-]

Goddammit Francis, I like you already, stop giving me more reasons to consider you a great human being.

#444 to #7 - pimpvader

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Agreed fellow Atheist

#465 to #444 - tatsuichiyo

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Actually, I'm not an Atheist.

#470 to #465 - pimpvader

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Shhhhhhh the internet hates us, this is for our own safety. We have to lie for now to protect us from the **********

#471 to #470 - tatsuichiyo

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Goddamit, that makes too much sense

#63 - slapchoppin

Reply+43

(11/07/2013)[-]

he should've bought a 69 Impala

imagine the pope rollin in a muscle car

#67 to #63 - fukinitech

Reply+6

(11/07/2013)[-]

or 64 impala.
with hydraulics.

#85 to #67 - badmotorfinger

Reply+3

(11/07/2013)[-]

Cruisin down the street in mah six fo', jackin the bitches, slappin the ho's

#86 to #85 - fukinitech

Reply+3

(11/07/2013)[-]

Went to the park to get the scoop knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops

#88 to #86 - badmotorfinger

Reply+3

(11/07/2013)[-]

cause the boys in the hood are always hard

#90 to #88 - fukinitech

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

come talkin that trash well pull your card

#91 to #90 - badmotorfinger

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

knowin nothin in life, but to be legit

#94 to #91 - fukinitech

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

dont quote me boy cause i aint said ****

#72 to #67 - calawesome

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

with a giant cross on the hood and flame decals?

#73 to #72 - fukinitech

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

like this

#74 to #73 - calawesome

Reply+1

(11/07/2013)[-]

popetacular.

#82 to #74 - mikelaboom

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

Nanananana popemobile

#68 to #67 - slapchoppin

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

the flyest pope since pope urban

#364 to #63 - mrbuu

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

he went with one of the cheapest cars he could buy. so he wanted the max amount to go to charity.

#241 to #63 - commontroll

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Would he have demon hunting weapons in the trunk?

#256 to #241 - slapchoppin

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

of course he would

he's the pope

#262 to #256 - commontroll

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Oh good. I'm glad we finally have a hands on Pope!

#32 - lamarsmithgot

Reply+29

(11/07/2013)[-]

I swear to ******* god, FJ has been infiltrated by goons from the Vatican to post propaganda and try to get us to embrace the new pope and Catholicism.

#215 to #32 - dwarfman

Reply+6

(11/08/2013)[-]

I put up with your atheist ******** for years. You can listen to some people saying the Pope is awesome.

#235 to #215 - lamarsmithgot

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(11/08/2013)[-]

chill your ass ******, it's a joke.

#236 to #235 - dwarfman

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

#108 to #32 - vigilum

Reply+4

(11/07/2013)[-]

Convert today and you too can summon holy burgers from your mouth!

#109 to #108 - lamarsmithgot

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

sold.

#55 to #32 - anon id: 1d56456d

Reply0

(11/07/2013)[-]

like how atheists have done on the internet for like the past few years except to shun religion based upon a few loud individuals?

#184 to #55 - nigeltheoutlaw

Reply+3

(11/08/2013)[-]

Wow, a reviled minority using the internet as a safe-haven to voice their views without fear of persecution from the majority? It must suck for you.

#57 to #55 - lamarsmithgot

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

omg i found one of them!!!

#399 to #55 - heroicvenom

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

damn conspireries everywhere

#197 to #55 - vos

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

I love how this post was completely replete of irony. Keep up the good work, anon.

#11 - dieterkaiser

Reply-23

(11/07/2013)[-]

Eh. He just looks more italian with that car.
i know he's brazilian, but still....

#12 to #11 - mudkipfucker#16 on contentRank#16 [OP]

Reply+27

(11/07/2013)[-]

He's Argentinian

#25 to #12 - WeCameAsRomans

Reply+2

(11/07/2013)[-]

Most argentinians are part italian and the spanish spoken by them is mixed with italian. But they are definitely not brazilian.

#331 to #12 - anon id: 7b21d5d8

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

still a ***********

#328 to #12 - deathsreaper

Reply-1

(11/08/2013)[-]

Argentina.. Brasil... Whats the difference?

I mean.. Portuguese and Spanish are the same right?

#458 to #328 - urbancohort

Reply+1

(11/08/2013)[-]

Are you ******* kidding me? As a brazilian, I can't describe how dumb you are. It's like saying americans are same to mexicans.

#468 to #458 - deathsreaper

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

ALSO, English and Spanish are nowhere near as closely related as Spanish and Portuguese... Your analogy would have worked better if you used something such as German and English...

#467 to #458 - deathsreaper

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

If you didn't notice the sarcasm there you are dumber than I gave you credit for.

P.S. I study both Portuguese and Spanish in school...

#361 to #328 - shion

Reply0

(11/08/2013)[-]

Please tell me you're joking.