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#41 - shinybuttfinger (12/09/2015) [-]
>Poor racoon family
>It's a bloodwood tree

You fookin' had me there m8
User avatar #56 to #41 - evenbiggerfagget (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#54 or did he?
#194 to #41 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Thanks for that. I was in super sad horror for a moment.
#129 to #41 - defski (12/10/2015) [-]
He had me up until the comments. I seriously believed.
#4 - psychadelicace (12/09/2015) [-]
Show this to a vegan
User avatar #208 to #4 - tarabostes (12/10/2015) [-]
I'd prefer to show you my ''meat" ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
#66 to #4 - itumblr (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
You're speaking to one right now. Vegan here, speaking/checking in. **** you for making light of animal murder. Really not cool man...how would you like it if I joked about murdering your dog?
#192 to #69 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
XD
#125 to #66 - hahdumbbirch (12/10/2015) [-]
it's a blood wood tree. the sap is red.
User avatar #189 to #125 - rockmanfan (12/10/2015) [-]
oh thank christ.
User avatar #178 to #125 - stealingbikes (12/10/2015) [-]
SSHHHHHHHH don't tell the faggot that
#90 to #66 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Even though this is bait its so obviously just the sap i mean the log is ******* solid and the fluid is too viscous for blood.
#98 to #90 - gutlansnoyan (12/10/2015) [-]
well a tree that dry wouldn't have liquid sap. he wouldn't be cutting a fresh tree. and sap is much much thicker than that
#142 to #98 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Are you retarded? He would indeed be cutting a live tree if he is a logger. You are arguing facts with ignorance. This is in fact a bloodwood tree. That is in fact it's sap. The tree is in fact solid through and through. There are in fact no raccoons present. You are in fact, comparable in intelligence to aforementioned tree.
#80 to #66 - daredevizz (12/10/2015) [-]
Hey you know that Stereotype where People WILL LET YOU KNOW that they read the books first before a movie( even if you don't care)?

You ever hear about that similar Stereotype about Vegans?

Stereotypes...... do they really exist? Obviously
#115 to #80 - vegasstoner (12/10/2015) [-]
do you have the clip that this video is originally from? i dont remember what igt was, but i remember it was hilarioius
User avatar #162 to #152 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
He was so into it, too.

I could've watched an hour of his dumb speculations.
#176 to #162 - harleycurnow (12/10/2015) [-]
The best bit is that they're not speculations, he just lists random **** and before going into why it's a conspiracy, brings up something else. Shpiders!
User avatar #177 to #176 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
It's madness.

I want more of it.
#193 to #156 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
XD
#185 to #66 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Joke's on you faggot, I already ate my dog.
User avatar #112 to #66 - theherooftimes (12/10/2015) [-]
jokes on you, i dont have a dog :^)
User avatar #109 to #66 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLLS
User avatar #77 to #66 - xxxdemonxxx (12/10/2015) [-]
This is a joke account (read the name)...why the red thumbs?
User avatar #82 to #77 - daredevizz (12/10/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is a cereal site with cereal people I'm super cereal

we don't appreciate Tumbler in general.
#166 to #82 - Darkrin ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
It really bothers me that the sound isn't synced.
User avatar #151 to #77 - bagguhsleep ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
either:
people aren't smart enough to see it or
people want green pinkies by ******** on him
#91 to #66 - bagofshenanigans (12/10/2015) [-]
"itumblr"
"level -20 in comments"

Downvote and move on.
User avatar #92 to #91 - mistercookie (12/10/2015) [-]
Why downvote, thats what he wants... Don't feed the trolls
User avatar #99 to #92 - moldybreadcrumb (12/10/2015) [-]
Because we all secretly love him
#186 to #92 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Trollaccounts want attention and don't care about thumbs don't reply and we would get rid of the little bastards.
User avatar #95 to #92 - bagofshenanigans (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain profiles get banned after a certain amount of downvotes. Even if they don't, having 50 pages of comments at -80 thumbs visible on his profile makes it a lot easier for other people to discern whether or not he's a troll.

If you let trolls run amok someone will eventually take their ideas seriously. The last thing we need is more idiots on this site.
User avatar #96 to #95 - Doomonyou ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
profiles haven't gotten banned for downvotes in over like 2 years.
Admin removed that
#196 to #171 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
XD
User avatar #101 to #66 - menqudoneix (12/10/2015) [-]
Oh come on, you're not even trying. Imitating a rage-hard vegan from tumblr while using proper casing? try "HOW ******* DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF KILLING INNOCENT ANIMALS YOU ******* CISHET ASSHOLE-" and so on. You gotta capture the essence. also, too docile. It's gotta be "I hope your ******* dog gets run over!!" and the like.
User avatar #93 to #66 - glitternips (12/10/2015) [-]
Yourself
kill it
now
User avatar #207 to #66 - asmodeu (12/10/2015) [-]
10/10 bait triggered.
You deserve the red pinky.
#180 to #66 - ragealicious (12/10/2015) [-]
Would you eat your dog? checkmate
User avatar #175 to #66 - advice (12/10/2015) [-]
vegans are against animal murder? I thought they were just against eating animals.
#161 to #66 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I wouldn't like it as much as if I heard a joke about murdering you.
User avatar #148 to #66 - demonfone (12/10/2015) [-]
How would you joke if you saw a tiger eating a person? No animal gives a **** about the other. Everything is food if you're dangerous enough.
#144 to #66 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I sense another FJ circle jerk staring soon...
User avatar #135 to #66 - lathyrusvii (12/10/2015) [-]
Well, that'd be pretty ruff, buddy.

Of course, I think your bark is worse than your bite.
User avatar #116 to #66 - pesoen ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
im guessing you dont know about the "bleeding" tree's.. not sure how, or what they are actually called, but it is a tree, and the "blood" we see, is the stuff it produces, or sap if you will....
User avatar #107 to #66 - hiken (12/10/2015) [-]
Found the vegan.
User avatar #106 to #66 - kokanum (12/10/2015) [-]
How about I choke your chicken
#37 to #4 - billyblooper (12/09/2015) [-]
Is that one of Sauls guys from breaking Bad?
#38 to #37 - papishhawk (12/09/2015) [-]
Looks like Tom Hiddleston to me
#43 to #38 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
his names bill burr, hilarious comedian
User avatar #164 to #43 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Bill Burr's ******* great.
User avatar #3 - nanako (12/09/2015) [-]
that blood looks an awful lot like ketchup
#209 to #3 - tarabostes (12/10/2015) [-]
That ketchup looks an awful lot like blood
User avatar #85 to #3 - matt leaf (12/10/2015) [-]
You just had a santa hat over ur prof pic im not tripping balls
User avatar #203 to #85 - zmranger (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm tripping Balls!
...about tripping balls.
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User avatar #123 to #85 - nanako (12/10/2015) [-]
i know, ive seen it a lot. its fun
User avatar #122 to #85 - leorio (12/10/2015) [-]
It's random
User avatar #110 to #85 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Either we're both tripping balls or there's definitely a santa hat.
#141 to #3 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
poor ketchup family..
User avatar #6 to #3 - thevaulthunter (12/09/2015) [-]
It's sap.
#76 to #6 - astarothaufromage (12/09/2015) [-]
What's sap?
#83 to #76 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Nothing much, What's sap with you?
#100 to #83 - mistahwerg (12/10/2015) [-]
Really?

******* really?
#78 to #76 - geneticrepo (12/10/2015) [-]
Tree blood/sweat/possibly even tears.... The gooey filling that Canadians use to make their maple syrup.
User avatar #75 to #6 - fouringer (12/09/2015) [-]
thanks man, was feeling like raging for a bit.
#2 - evilhomer (12/09/2015) [-]
"Trees don't feel pain, trees don't feel pain, trees don't feel pain...."
User avatar #48 to #2 - underthefilth (12/09/2015) [-]
Actually they do just like any other plant does
#50 to #48 - evilhomer (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
>Walking on grass
#165 to #50 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I made this a while ago.
#204 to #48 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
well , they don´t have a nervous system , it´s just a thing that your parents tell you to keep you from ******* their plants up
#23 - include (12/09/2015) [-]
That title had me worrying.
That title had me worrying.
#54 to #23 - evenbiggerfagget (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Does this help?
#102 to #54 - sylvanio (12/10/2015) [-]
Subtle But Golden
User avatar #137 to #102 - navestotwo (12/10/2015) [-]
what the hell was it?
#140 to #137 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
upper left corner m8
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User avatar #182 to #54 - cockonopolis (12/10/2015) [-]
I was kinda hoping someone would have added audio of a chainsaw and raccoon screams for that extra "dear god why".
User avatar #206 to #54 - semilunarknight (12/10/2015) [-]
So what is liveleak anyway? They show death and **** right?
User avatar #222 to #206 - evenbiggerfagget (12/10/2015) [-]
yup live leak mainly posts death and gore stuff not all the time but its the main thing on their site
#5 - touchmybutt (12/09/2015) [-]
What... What is that..?
User avatar #13 to #5 - splendiddust (12/09/2015) [-]
sap
User avatar #20 to #5 - hxhmaniac (12/09/2015) [-]
its the wild chainsaw hunting blood trees in its natural habitat
User avatar #14 to #5 - splendiddust (12/09/2015) [-]
or jam. im not an expert
#30 - spatulaman ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Been playing a lot of bloodborne since the DLC was released and this is basically what I assume Loggers had to deal with when building Yharnam.
#27 - samoaspider (12/09/2015) [-]
I actually imagined raccoons chainsawed in half for a minute there
#197 to #27 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
Me too, was horrified.
#16 - luciuseternal (12/09/2015) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
User avatar #24 to #16 - kwag ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES

#79 - friedepidermis (12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
"pffft, bloodwood tree, yeah right"

*looks up "bloodwood tree"*
#52 - evenbiggerfagget (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
fixed it for ya bro
User avatar #55 to #52 - tulimarito (12/09/2015) [-]
Took me a second.
User avatar #63 to #52 - strobler (12/09/2015) [-]
whhaat is the difference?
User avatar #70 to #63 - evenbiggerfagget (12/09/2015) [-]
top left
User avatar #74 to #70 - strobler (12/09/2015) [-]
Ohh I noticed it, but I thought it was also on the original
User avatar #34 - legoseed ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I'd imagine this is how an episode of Bones would start
#121 - metobe (12/10/2015) [-]
Its pretty obvious that that is not a tree, but a sudowoodo
User avatar #120 - alpako (12/10/2015) [-]
imagine the first time this kind of tree was cut down
#198 to #120 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
DEMONS!
#134 to #120 - zafara (12/10/2015) [-]
TFW When the first one was cut down.

Probably thought they accidentally started a war with tree people. I mean, they did think snails were demons for the longest time.
#103 - applejackownish ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
They should make some kind of bloody maple syrup from that
User avatar #104 to #103 - applejackownish ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
*Syrup
I forgot there are other trees than maple
User avatar #127 to #104 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
But... It wouldn't be good.
User avatar #159 to #127 - norrisblade (12/10/2015) [-]
But it might be.
User avatar #169 to #159 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
No it couldn't,
The sweet taste of maple sap is specific to maple trees because of how they prepare themselves for winter, other trees do not do it, they do not get sweet sap.
User avatar #170 to #169 - norrisblade (12/10/2015) [-]
But it might though.
User avatar #172 to #170 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
B-b-b-but no.
It can't. There is no "might", it can't.
Trees don't maintain those kinds of sugar levels, it isn't sustainable to regular growth. It doesn't make sense for any tree to do it except for the sake of cold winters, which none of these bloodwoods experience.
User avatar #224 to #172 - norrisblade (12/17/2015) [-]
No but it still might.
User avatar #130 to #127 - applejackownish ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
But... It would be cool as ****
User avatar #132 to #130 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
But... If you can't actually use it as a syrup because it tastes bad, why do it?
What will you do with the syrup?
User avatar #136 to #132 - applejackownish ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Use it anyways for aesthetic reasons
User avatar #139 to #136 - cormy (12/10/2015) [-]
But then... Why use that at all? There are far more easily obtained blood-look alikes.
User avatar #36 - mmmmcheezy (12/09/2015) [-]
How is this not completely wrecking the saw after being coated in so much sap?
User avatar #42 to #36 - lovot (12/09/2015) [-]
Stihl farm boss, not terribly fuel efficient, somewhat temperamental, and they use a lot of lube, but they are fairly powerful and difficult to gum up to the point that they will stop operating, especially if you keep the chain lube reservoir topped off.
#199 - myjunk (12/10/2015) [-]
The old gods hear you
#183 - alphadolan (12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
That's ******* metal
#117 - tandemwarelephant (12/10/2015) [-]
I have posted plenty of morbid **** but this! This made me uncomfortable.
#157 to #117 - cingletwo (12/10/2015) [-]
GIF
ahhh man oldboy was a grrrrr8 movie!
User avatar #145 to #117 - epicwinone (12/10/2015) [-]
its some sort of sap from the tree, relax.
User avatar #146 to #145 - tandemwarelephant (12/10/2015) [-]
I know that. It's just the thought that made me uncomfortable
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