Poor granny. .. Um that is not how to make a noose. Make sure you get 13 loops so it snaps your neck.
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User avatar #25 - redtooth (10/08/2013) [-]
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#3 - breaken (10/07/2013) [-]
Um that is not how to make a noose. Make sure you get 13 loops so it snaps your neck.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ReWeegieSTARE (10/08/2013) [-]
thanks for the info.
User avatar #26 to #3 - kirkbot (10/08/2013) [-]
what if she wants to die a horrible, slow and painful death?
User avatar #28 to #3 - kimilsung (10/08/2013) [-]
Just tried it with a shoe lace. I'm worried that it actually works.
#5 to #3 - jopemon (10/08/2013) [-]
why do you need 13 loops to snap your neck? is it because its an unlucky number or something?
why do you need 13 loops to snap your neck? is it because its an unlucky number or something?
#10 to #5 - amuzen (10/08/2013) [-]
I heard it wont be taught enough to snap the neck unless there's 13 knots at least.
User avatar #29 to #5 - breaken (10/08/2013) [-]
It keeps the rope tight
#12 to #3 - howaboutnsfw (10/08/2013) [-]
Sure they teach us about congruent triangles and **** in high school, but they never teach us the useful things like this!
#13 to #3 - howaboutnsfw (10/08/2013) [-]
Just watch. There's going to be a sharp drop in Funny Junk users once all of the friend-zoned neck-beards see this.
User avatar #16 to #3 - FragOut (10/08/2013) [-]
Is it bad that the only two knots I know are for this and some quick easy handcuffs?

I really wish I was joking. :I
#27 to #16 - senorfrog (10/08/2013) [-]
Handcuffs, giggity.
Handcuffs, giggity.
User avatar #24 to #3 - zzforrest (10/08/2013) [-]
13 loops are illegal in many places because it could be used as a weapon at that point... Although really someone killing themselves wouldn't care.
#7 to #3 - averymeanperson (10/08/2013) [-]
Thank you for properly teaching everyone on this site to kill themselves
User avatar #8 to #7 - sladee (10/08/2013) [-]
Or execute their enemies...
User avatar #9 to #3 - sladee (10/08/2013) [-]
That favorite is kinda worrying
#2 - missred (10/07/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel very sad ._.
#6 to #2 - averymeanperson (10/08/2013) [-]
Man up you little bitch
#15 to #6 - aliapheese ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Your name holds up.
Your name holds up.
#17 to #2 - Kairyuka (10/08/2013) [-]
Internet hugs c:
Internet hugs c:
User avatar #20 to #17 - garaichu ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
That's adorable.
Sauce?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Kairyuka (10/08/2013) [-]
Inu X Boku SS.
Also, you might wanna get a nifty little add-on for Chrome that allows you to search by image, simply by right clicking. It's good for sourcing images c:
User avatar #22 to #21 - garaichu ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Such a thing exists??
Holy **** , I'm on it!
Thanks, brah!
User avatar #23 to #22 - Kairyuka (10/08/2013) [-]
No problem man, glad to be of service c:
#18 - burdensomebucket (10/08/2013) [-]
Nurse's fw
User avatar #14 - iknowuwant (10/08/2013) [-]
Why must you feel me this way
#1 - weewing (10/07/2013) [-]
Man, that made me feel :/
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