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Submitted: 05/18/2014
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#1 - letrollzor (05/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Red is righteous and glorious
#5 - lolollo (05/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> Friend and I trolling through Casino
> On way to Restaurant, see Roulette table
> "Hold up"
> Buys chips
> "What should I put it on?"
> idontknowwhatimdoing.jpg
> Red?
> Puts dollar on red
> Wins
> Collects dollar winning
> MFW he gives the dollar to the roulette dealer as a tip.
#9 - unusual (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**unusual rolled image**   
MFW Black
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MFW Black
#6 - shadowrated (05/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - settantaventi (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**settantaventi rolled image** black
#34 - krisaeron (05/19/2014) [-]
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#20 - applescryatnight ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
so im a fan of metal. most kinds are alright in my oppinion (though some bug me a bit)
with my favorites being melodic death metal, battle metal, and power metal.
but i tried black metal the other day and i was just.... not impressed.
it was like death metal but instead of a guttural growl, it was more of a back of the throat type growl.
and the face paint was pretty dumb.
and the fact that they had to spread their legs so wide to headbang. i mean, if you take away the music it looks ******* silly.

anyone wanna give me a good black metal song to change my opinion? i mean i hated death metal until someone showed me amon amarth and thats one of my favorite bands now.
User avatar #21 to #20 - tkfourtwoone (05/19/2014) [-]
Old Dimmu Borgir is some fantastic symphonic black metal that will most likely suit you, considering you like battle metal & power metal.

Try listening to The Mourning Palace, Kings of Carnival Creation, Allegiance, Hybrid Stigmata, Vredesbyrd

Also, there is a song from Brutal Legend that I really love, from another symphonic black metal band, Tvangeste, called "Birth of a Hero"

As for more traditional black metal, you can find the song "The Old Man's Child" credited to Dimmu Borgir, but it actually belongs to the band Old Man's Child (it appeared on an EP shared with Dimmu) - really kick ass song.

I for one also like most of Marduk's work, even though they're not exactly pure black metal (more like blackened thrash)

And, of course, there's always Mayem's "De Mysterris Dom Sathanas" which is a really interesting to listen to (Attila Csihar is one freaky vocalist)

Truth be told, black metal comes in all shapes & sizes, just like the rest of the metal - it depends on who you listen to on what "true black metal" actually is; for some it's the early bands like Venom (well, they came up with the song "Black Metal"...), others believe that Mayhem, Burzum or Dark Funeral are the real deal.

Mind you that most agree that the main "thing" about BM is being very atmospheric.
In that regard, we have a folk-black metal band called "Negura Bunget" that has some very, very nice materials, for instance, look up "Pamant" ("Earth") or "Tesarul de lumini" ("Weaver of lights")
#17 - soundofwinter (05/19/2014) [-]
blackshirts love that black metal
#35 - perturabo (05/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - hoshasei ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Is no one going to mention how his chip stack gets bigger as the dealer takes it away.
#8 - include (05/18/2014) [-]
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#29 - Orc (05/19/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** This comic is pretty stupid, but I always chuckle. Thumbs down, my good man.
User avatar #13 - shinku (05/19/2014) [-]
Rather dead than red.
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