Poor Guy... .... Today, my girlfriend and I were the only two people sitting in the back row of the movie theatre. Not thinking anyone would turn around, she st Poor Guy Today my girlfriend and I were the only two people sitting in back row of movie theatre Not thinking anyone would turn around she st
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Today, my girlfriend and I were the only
two people sitting in the back row of the
movie theatre. Not thinking anyone would
turn around, she started giving me head.
Turns out an 8 year old boy saw us, I didn' t
want to tell my girlfriend to stop so this kid
watched for almost 20 minutes. FML
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - minelava
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(04/25/2014) [-]
What a terrible, unavoidable tragedy.

#8 - theannoyingFJguy
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(04/26/2014) [-]
...You know when you read the wrong line by accident?
#17 to #8 - chokinandtokin [OP]
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Go on..
#40 to #17 - phaegitt
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Why don't you 2 take a seat over here.
#11 - Deemreo
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(04/26/2014) [-]
The boys face the entire time. mask included
#3 - sjrigney
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Boy's FW disgusted yet curious
User avatar #12 - tittylovin
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(04/26/2014) [-]
A twenty minute blowjob? Cheek muscles of ******* steel, OP is lucky.
User avatar #45 to #12 - lolme
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I call BS. Anyone that has had a good BJ knows that it takes two and a half seconds to cum. So either she looks like she fell out of the ambulance during birth, is voldemort v2 and creeped the **** out of him or she has piranha teeth. Pussy, fapping and all that yadda yadda, nothing comes close to a good BJ. (Also, no ******* way that she would be able to give him a bj for 20 minutes. Unless she's Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter or some ****.)
#47 to #45 - fjantasjell
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(04/26/2014) [-]
or, OR, you know, some people actually can last longer, regardless of hotness or how awesome a blowjob is. example; my ex blew me for a solid 20 min, while I was hungover but no way in hell if I could cum. sometimes people last longer, doesnt have anything to go with the quality of girl or BJ.
User avatar #115 to #47 - chillingbear
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Also some girls actually like to tease the guy for a while before letting them cum. Experienced girls know when a guy is about to cum, the penis does some sort of movement (my girlfriend explained it but I forgot exactly what it did) thus they can make you last a lot longer.
#82 to #45 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Someone pre-ejaculates.
Someone pre-ejaculates.
User avatar #129 to #82 - lolme
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(04/27/2014) [-]
That's the joke, I congratulate you on being stupid enough to not see what an exaggeration is though.
#131 to #129 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Well, it was a ****** joke at that. Also, you don't have to be a cunt just because someone didn't get it, especially when it's not even ******* obvious it's a joke.
Well, it was a ****** joke at that. Also, you don't have to be a cunt just because someone didn't get it, especially when it's not even ******* obvious it's a joke.
#132 to #131 - lolme
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(04/27/2014) [-]
How is ejaculating after two and a half seconds not an obvious joke? I'm sorry man, but that is as obvious as it gets to me.
How is ejaculating after two and a half seconds not an obvious joke? I'm sorry man, but that is as obvious as it gets to me.
User avatar #133 to #132 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/27/2014) [-]
We have an italicized font, you know.
#134 to #133 - lolme
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(04/27/2014) [-]
That's almost as bad as explaining a joke.
That's almost as bad as explaining a joke.
#76 to #45 - ciacheczko
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Two and a half second? What are you, fifteen?   
   
I call BS on your pathetic excuse of knowledge. Done blowjobs, it can be 5 mintues, it can also be 20. Get some mutha-effin experience before you start commenting on the topic.
Two and a half second? What are you, fifteen?

I call BS on your pathetic excuse of knowledge. Done blowjobs, it can be 5 mintues, it can also be 20. Get some mutha-effin experience before you start commenting on the topic.
User avatar #130 to #76 - lolme
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Exaggeration and a joke, seems like none of you have heard of either or you're just on the bandwagon to get some easy thumbs. Jeez. I would like to know how you know that I do not have any knowledge though, mr. so much knowledge about this.
User avatar #72 to #45 - defender
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(04/26/2014) [-]
is your nickname the minute man
#51 to #45 - anon id: 291905e0
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Lolno you're just faster than the Flash.
User avatar #48 to #45 - catburglarpenis
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(04/26/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? Out of my 15 sexual partners I've had in my lifetime, ht sonly good BJ's I've had were from an old girlfriend, a fat bitch, and a gay dude that I blew once (he blew me back, what of it?)

A good BJ is hard to find.

In addition, my high school sweetheart took about a year and a half for me to be able to fit inside her, so I used to go down on her for 30+ minutes, and she'd return the favor (to be honest, I think her record was about 20 minutes though). Later, I dated a nympho who would try to blow me when I didn't want blown. I've received three 2 hour long blowjobs during movies and one particularly painful 2 hour handy that I didn't want.

I've had a ****** up sex life man. Now with Tinder it's gonna get even more ****** up. This and Fetlife has gotten my life in the bedroom a tad spicy....
#137 to #48 - anon id: 50185a99
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(06/04/2014) [-]
teach me your ways, std man
User avatar #138 to #137 - catburglarpenis
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(06/04/2014) [-]
This post was from 2 months ago, anon.

However, first join the military. The uniform is half the battle. Then do a little David DeAngelo and you'll be fine. I currently don't have any STD's, and from what I've seen, 15 is not a high number from someone my age (26 almost 27). I didn't get laid until I was 18, but it was really all downhill after that. Hang around a bar enough and someone will blink you, I guarantee it.
#50 to #48 - anon id: 291905e0
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(04/26/2014) [-]
ок
#127 to #12 - Xyhpon
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(04/26/2014) [-]
My girlfriend gives 20-30 minute ones but not 30 minutes straight, she alternates. Feels nice but too much porn makes me unable to cum from blowies/handys, and makes it harder for me to keep it hard for long afterwards. Don't watch too much porn. It makes things worse later.
User avatar #128 to #12 - tittylovin
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I did not know the mistake it was to make this comment.
TMI The Thread
User avatar #118 to #12 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(04/26/2014) [-]
if you can't bust in 10 your girl may be doing it wrong
User avatar #136 to #12 - wilzon
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(04/30/2014) [-]
***** got numb dick
#84 to #12 - allinallout **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2014) [-]
when girls didn't know how to give blowjobs, it wasn't uncommon to be getting a blowjob for 40 minutes.
#44 - ilbacondeity
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(04/26/2014) [-]
>read post
>try to think of relate-able green text story
>don't b/c gf left me recently, emotionally inept
>middle click on **** section
>masturbate
>watch NASA missions on Netflix
>cry at Reagan's speech about the Challenger explosion
>come back here to write this story
>think of relate-able story
>****, 9 lines in, too late to write story
>have diarrhea (only a little bit)
>get sad
>go to bed
User avatar #87 to #44 - thebritishguy
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(04/26/2014) [-]
What would you have done before the internet? I like how there have been so many scientific discoveries which lead to that moment and allowed you to do that.
#106 to #44 - paintskillz
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(04/26/2014) [-]
This is gold
This is gold
User avatar #100 to #44 - wetpantslol
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(04/26/2014) [-]
**wetpantslol rolls 50** /10 Story was cool brah
User avatar #63 to #44 - smokingman
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(04/26/2014) [-]
10/10 would laugh again
#54 to #44 - hoban
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(04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - mastersaturday
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(04/26/2014) [-]
20 minutes? Yeesh, I'd have gotten bored by then.
User avatar #21 to #20 - chokinandtokin [OP]
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I would've came in the first 2 minutes anyway
User avatar #22 to #21 - Animefreake
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(04/26/2014) [-]
especially if a kid were watching you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - chokinandtokin [OP]
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(04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, then it would be 1 minute.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Animefreake
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(04/26/2014) [-]
And ready for round two.
#77 - kapurass
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(04/26/2014) [-]
right before the climax
right before the climax
#92 to #77 - gmangahoole
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(04/26/2014) [-]
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#42 - wetpantslol
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(04/26/2014) [-]
**wetpantslol rolled image**






Boys FW
#53 to #42 - deemetaldragon
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(04/26/2014) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled image**This is... pretty accurate IMO
#88 to #42 - vomitjar
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#89 to #42 - vomitjar
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(04/26/2014) [-]
**vomitjar rolled image**
#19 - imcadence
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(04/26/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolled image** kids face when