Poor Guy... .... Today, my girlfriend and I were the only two people sitting in the back row of the movie theatre. Not thinking anyone would turn around, she st
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Poor Guy..

Today, my girlfriend and I were the only
two people sitting in the back row of the
movie theatre. Not thinking anyone would
turn around, she started giving me head.
Turns out an 8 year old boy saw us, I didn' t
want to tell my girlfriend to stop so this kid
watched for almost 20 minutes. FML
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#1 - minelava (04/25/2014) [-]
What a terrible, unavoidable tragedy.

#8 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...You know when you read the wrong line by accident?
#11 - Deemreo (04/26/2014) [-]
The boys face the entire time. mask included
#3 - sjrigney (04/26/2014) [-]
Boy's FW disgusted yet curious
User avatar #12 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [+] (23 replies)
A twenty minute blowjob? Cheek muscles of ******* steel, OP is lucky.
#44 - ilbacondeity (04/26/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>read post
>try to think of relate-able green text story
>don't b/c gf left me recently, emotionally inept
>middle click on **** section
>masturbate
>watch NASA missions on Netflix
>cry at Reagan's speech about the Challenger explosion
>come back here to write this story
>think of relate-able story
> **** , 9 lines in, too late to write story
>have diarrhea (only a little bit)
>get sad
>go to bed
User avatar #20 - mastersaturday (04/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
20 minutes? Yeesh, I'd have gotten bored by then.
User avatar #23 to #22 - chokinandtokin (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, then it would be 1 minute.
#77 - kapurass (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
right before the climax
right before the climax
#42 - wetpantslol (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**wetpantslol rolled image**






Boys FW
#19 - imcadence (04/26/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolled image** kids face when
#39 - nighthawxx (04/26/2014) [-]
kid's fw
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#10 to #6 - caymancheeses (04/26/2014) [-]
What makes you think its fake?
What makes you think its fake?
User avatar #9 - astroelephant (04/26/2014) [-]
**** it dude. Innocence is overrated, you did that kid a favor.
#57 - motetobot (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**motetobot rolled image**

8 year old's fw
#97 - beheaded (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**beheaded rolled image** Boys FW
User avatar #56 - dinonator (04/26/2014) [-]
''today, my girlfriend''

c yall, its over.
User avatar #18 - mrsnowballs (04/26/2014) [-]
I hope the dude made eye contact with the boy the whole time
User avatar #78 - mrgoodlove (04/26/2014) [-]
My dick would have deflated like an untied balloon.
#91 - murphyslawtesties (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch please, I knew about porn since I was 6. My Grandmas friends grandson showed porn to me...Now that I think about it, that was 			*******		 weird
Bitch please, I knew about porn since I was 6. My Grandmas friends grandson showed porn to me...Now that I think about it, that was ******* weird
User avatar #94 to #91 - satansferret ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
First time I watched porn it was with my neighbor friend around the age of 8. Still not allowed to be around children alone after that.
#58 - hashtronaut (04/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i'm gonna just say... probably didnt happen

also, if you're gonna make one of these bs stories, at least use the bear
User avatar #61 to #58 - dustykeyboard (04/26/2014) [-]
But that would be an incorrect use of the bear.
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