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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - jaypaul
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You know these are Chris Evan's and Robert Downy Jr's genuine reactions? The camera was accidentally left on while they were just talking in between takes, and0their conversation just happened to fit the narrative in the movie so Joss Whedon decided to keep it.
#18 to #12 - anon id: a9dc35fb
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why would chris evans and robery downey be wanting to kill that guy in real life? calling ******** ill tell you if he answers
User avatar #21 to #18 - uzbekistan
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Can you ******* play along for once anon?
User avatar #111 to #12 - anonymoose
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Was anything in that movie scripted?
#128 to #111 - holydog
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Nope, didn't you notice the that the movie came out a few months after the alien attack?
User avatar #24 to #12 - uzbekistan
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I laughed at your comment more then I should have.
#92 to #24 - wheredahoodat
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Then you should have... what?
User avatar #142 to #92 - ianistheman
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Know your limits dude.
#33 to #12 - haqq
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User avatar #36 to #12 - nocta
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THIS SITE IS ON DRUGS
User avatar #102 to #36 - paranoidjack
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DID YOU JUST
User avatar #110 to #102 - guymandude
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I CAN'T
User avatar #115 to #110 - fezzo
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I AM 110% DONE WITH THIS SITE
User avatar #159 to #115 - walkerjam
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CAN U NOT
User avatar #28 to #12 - benstillerphaqqot
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that would expLAIN WHY IT LOOKS GENUINE OMG
User avatar #119 to #28 - psugo
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or they are actors
#162 to #119 - anon id: 8eb1d921
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you missed the joke son
User avatar #120 to #12 - phudgepacker
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DI YOU KNOW THE ENTIRE AVENGERS MOVIE WAS IMPROVISED WITH RANDOM ACTORS AND JOSS WHEDON DIDNT DIRECT IT IT WAS ACTUALLY A LIGHTLY FRIED FISH FILLET
#188 to #120 - dyllygaf
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God damnit lol
God damnit lol
User avatar #192 to #120 - jazpinder
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Oh my dear ******* lord. There are tears coming out of my nose.
#25 - latinotornado
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Marvel has so many ****** feels dude
Marvel has so many ****** feels dude
#151 to #25 - Vpirate
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Yeah.
Yeah it does.
#164 to #151 - zarkaronx
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User avatar #165 to #164 - Vpirate
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Deadpool's full of feels.
The above picture came from the issue where all of Deadpool's "friends" banded together to kill him.
He killed all of them.
Except for Bob.
Deadpool actually cares about Bob.
#166 to #165 - zarkaronx
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damn, at least he keeps on trucking
#168 to #166 - Vpirate
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Are you kidding?

All Wade wants to do is die.
#169 to #168 - zarkaronx
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Sure but then why does he fight back? Or am I just asking a stupid question?
Sure but then why does he fight back? Or am I just asking a stupid question?
#170 to #169 - Vpirate
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I'm sorry I just saw an opportunity to use this

I dunno. Because it's fun for him?
When he was trying to get the Hulk to kill him, he fought back to make him angrier.
#175 to #170 - shlippy
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he wants to die in a memorable way, man. That's why he delays it - not because he really wants to live, but because he wants his death to rock.
User avatar #176 to #175 - Vpirate
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AH
Yes that's right.
Completely forgot about that. That's why he didn't want Tombstone to be the one to kill him.
#172 to #170 - zarkaronx
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Nah that's a good reaction image for what I said    
   
I haven't read any dead pool comics but I do know of there character some what and see him a lot all over funnyjunk
Nah that's a good reaction image for what I said

I haven't read any dead pool comics but I do know of there character some what and see him a lot all over funnyjunk
#174 to #172 - Vpirate
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There's a torrent for the complete collection.
You'd need CBReader or something like that, but it's a good place to pick up the comics.
That's how I know so much and got all of these images.
#177 to #174 - zarkaronx
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Thanks I'll have to try and do that sometime so I can read the comics   
   
Arrow related  too bad it's for OP and not anyone
Thanks I'll have to try and do that sometime so I can read the comics

Arrow related too bad it's for OP and not anyone
#178 to #177 - Vpirate
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Arrow you say?
The arrow cause Deadpool to pick up radio waves from a self help doctor.
User avatar #173 to #172 - zarkaronx
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The*
not there i know i ****** up
#27 to #25 - latinotornado
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Pic related. It's a recent comic series that just ended it's run a few months ago (it was a short series but ******* fantastic). It's called Age of Ultron, and in the series, Ultron (who is an ultra intelligent A.I.) was able to clone himself into thousands upon thousands upon thousands of Ultron bots who were all very powerful, and they utterly destroying every thing, and every one in site. And those who they could not kill, were severely crippled. Those who died were Hulk, Red Hulk, Luke Cage, She Hulk, Thor, Black Panther, The Thing, The Human Torch, Mr.Fantastic, Taskmaster, Captain Britain, and MANY others. Like, seriously a **** ton of heroes (and villains) ******* die, and it's heart wrenching (especially the death of the fantastic four members, I was almost in tears). In this picture, Iron Man takes Hawk Eye and Superior Spider-Man to see "The Leader" which is Cap (because he is the leader and head of the Avengers) to discuss a plan, and they open the door, and find Captian America like this. Broken, defeated, and just...tired...tired of fighting..tired of letting his friends die...all the innocents, all of the life, just die right before his eyes, and he could do nothing to stop it. I had to put my comic down and breath deeply just to stop myself from crying because it hurt so god damn much, man. I'm fighting tears just writing this.
User avatar #29 to #27 - RisenLichen
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Can I get like..a link to read that online or something?
User avatar #30 to #29 - latinotornado
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Well tbh i'v never online downloaded a comic for free (I usually just go to comic shops and get physical copies) so i'm not totally sure a good website but I googled it and it came up with this and it LOOKS right. But I could be wrong idk i'm sorry if it's wrong
It really is a great read though. The main story is only 10 issues long but there are a few side story arcs that tie in with AoU
www.bookgn.com/847-age-of-ultron-1-10-ai-2013-complete.html

but give it a shot m8
User avatar #31 to #30 - RisenLichen
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Thanks man
User avatar #32 to #31 - latinotornado
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Lemme know if it works actually haha
User avatar #47 to #27 - razoredgey
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How many books were there? I was in a comic book store trying to explain what I knew of the plot to my girl (just the first few parts or so) and I only saw 4 books on the shelf.
User avatar #51 to #47 - latinotornado
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The main story is 10 issues. There are site issues that tie in with the story and all that, but it's a fairly short run. It's called Age of Ultron so if you mentioned it to someone working in a comic store they should absolutely know what you're talking about because it's only a few months old and very VERY popular.
User avatar #52 to #51 - latinotornado
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a few issues that tie in* sorry haha typo
User avatar #54 to #52 - razoredgey
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I didn't mention it to an employee. It was a yugioh regional and my girlfriend was looking at Superman comics and I finished my round to go meet up with her. It was last saturday.
User avatar #55 to #54 - latinotornado
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So i'm assuming your girlfriend knows a thing or two about comics, and if she reads Marvel or stays current with comics, then she probably knows Age of Ultron. if you don't wanna buy em (I doubt a comic store has them all anyway) you could try downloading them off the interwebs. However i'm not very experienced with that. I have met some people who's entire collection was based off internet downloads soooo yea haha
#204 to #27 - anon id: 6c5056dd
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But, but... Thats not comical at all!

User avatar #194 to #27 - beerterror
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Where the hell's Sentry when you need him? Oh I forgot, he's up there having another brain issue this time injected by two little mutants. Man how could they ****** up this character like this over and over again.
#154 to #27 - thenewneone
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isnt that the plot for avengers 2?
and is ultron like Brainiac in dc?
User avatar #42 to #27 - evilmagic
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Do you have anywhere i can read that online?
User avatar #45 to #42 - latinotornado
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Sadly I do not. However you can check this link I left with another commenter. It seems pretty legit

www.bookgn.com/847-age-of-ultron-1-10-ai-2013-complete.html
User avatar #46 to #45 - evilmagic
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After making my post i tried it, but you have to wait an hour between each dl
User avatar #49 to #46 - latinotornado
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damn son :/ well either that or buy the physical copies. Go to your local comic store they might have em. Unless you can find a better spot online, like I said in the other comment, I don't download comics online or anything I just buy the physical copies
User avatar #50 to #49 - evilmagic
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Well, hopefully I'll have a job in a few weeks and i can just buy them. Thanks for your help
User avatar #59 to #50 - latinotornado
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or what you could do is go to a few local-ish comic stores, and try to find as many of the total 10 of the main story there are, and whatever you couldn't find and buy at the comic stores, just go on ebay or amazon or somethin and buy the rest online haha
User avatar #53 to #50 - latinotornado
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I will warn you my friend, comic collecting is addictive, and can be pretty expensive. This is my only warning.
User avatar #38 to #27 - punisherswar
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Thanks for letting me know. I plan on reading this very very soon now that it has been brought to my attention.
User avatar #44 to #38 - latinotornado
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But just so you know, this is not Amazing Spider-Man in the AoU series, it's Superior Spider-Man
User avatar #43 to #38 - latinotornado
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It's ****** beautiful man.
User avatar #103 to #27 - zombiepipboy
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This will be the plot for Avengers 2. Mark My Words
User avatar #152 to #103 - Vpirate
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No, they wouldn't kill their heroes and villains in the movies.

Unless they completely bastardize the plot of the comic series.
#5 - exoskeletonjew
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User avatar #6 to #5 - cryoticshell
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is there an actual video for this song?
User avatar #22 to #6 - Ruspanic
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It's based on the Llama Song
User avatar #193 to #22 - cryoticshell
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I know that, I meant for the Avengers
User avatar #48 to #22 - luddethebunny
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I keep mimicing the "soft kitty-warm kitty" song in my head..
User avatar #10 to #6 - lilkitty
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User avatar #7 to #6 - exoskeletonjew
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I don't know. I just found the gif on here a long time ago
#112 to #5 - leifosaurus
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that is the longest gif i have seen :o
that is the longest gif i have seen :o
User avatar #37 - pokemonstheshiz
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It wasn't really that emotional of a moment..
taken out of context it might give you some feels, but it wasn't a big moving scene or anything. And I very highly doubt Tony Stark would ever try to kill himself. Too much pride.
User avatar #56 to #37 - truemox
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It'd be good to remember that Robert Downy Jr (stark) hit some serious lows in his life.
User avatar #57 to #37 - odytoboman
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Actually, Tony stark had an amazing battle with depression and alcoholism in his comics. He's also the most reckless and ballsy guy in the avengers which, when you're a normal guy, can be like attempted suicide
User avatar #40 to #37 - charredenay
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Consciously no. But let's be honest, Iron Man was a way for Tony Stark to kill himself via dangerous situations for a long time.
User avatar #41 to #40 - pokemonstheshiz
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It was originally a means to escape, but then it became more. It became a chance to change his life, to do what he views as the morally right thing, to undo the wrongs he'd done in the past. It was to give him self redemption, a rebirth, not to actually kill himself.
User avatar #58 to #37 - lordgeneral
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Almost every core avenger has tried consciously to commit suicide. As for stark, his pride is a mask for the angst he feels. His father was killed by his former business partner, Obediah Strain, who took over said paternal responsibilities, only to try and nearly succeed to kill him quite a few times. His mother died during pregnancy.

He's struggled with a lot of issues in the comics (having to kill a few friends against your will, your girlfriend at the time dying) and has used a few depressants (alcohol, drugs, etc) to curb the pain and loss. Even when he didn't try to rip the arc reactor out of his chest, he's always been known to pull legitimately suicidal stunts, even when they're unnecessary.

Anthony Edward Stark junior is just as broken and isolated as Bruce Wayne, yet the two are rarely compared (I mean past the whole 'just a guy in a suit'). This is because instead of skulking around the new york night, Tony hides his pain with attention-seeking playboy shenanigans.

You tell me which is sadder, Bruce Wayne, the angsty narcissistic with a hero complex, or Anthony Stark II, the man who suffers silently for the sake of others
User avatar #66 to #58 - krasnogvardiech
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This is why I follow you, Lord General. Yours is the word of the truth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - lordgeneral
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Ave emperor
#96 to #58 - rinaz
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I never asked for these feels.
User avatar #86 to #58 - angelious
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i actually like bruce more.not because he has sadder story.but because what happened to him after his parents were killed.he became obsessed with revenge in form of justice and literally went mad,dedicating his whole life to defend what he believes to be right while shunning everybody else away from him inorder to not make them get hurt.

but then comes the best part of batman: he starts to understand that even thou he tried to shun everybody away from him,he never did fight alone,he always received help from people like superman, bat-family, jla and so on.

his relationship with those close to him is also kinda awesome (joker,superman,robins)
#63 to #58 - crispydunder
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Thank you for saying everything I thought while reading his post.
Thank you for saying everything I thought while reading his post.
User avatar #65 to #63 - lordgeneral
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It's the fact of the matter that too many people treat the movies line they're the only thing that's happened. Remember when black widow went AWOL and hawkeye started losing it? Remember when thore had to choose between two innocent lives?

Not many people think that comics have the same depth or emotion as novels, but it's silly untrue. I still have the comic where daredevil tortures his paralyzed enemy with a game of russian roulette after drinking gently.

Sorry, I'm done now
#69 to #65 - crispydunder
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No. Never be done, do this forever, enlighten people. Please.
No. Never be done, do this forever, enlighten people. Please.
User avatar #70 to #69 - lordgeneral
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You know what, I should. I'm gonna put together a comp or two covering common misconceptions about dc, marvel, dark horse, and any other companies.

gonna specifically go over why Aquaman and The Flash are the best justice leaguers
#71 to #70 - crispydunder
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OMFG PLEASE DO THIS.
User avatar #72 to #71 - lordgeneral
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Anything you want me to cover in the first one?
User avatar #74 to #72 - crispydunder
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Wally West, not Barry Allen.
User avatar #75 to #74 - lordgeneral
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You got it. I'd be fine with a few things. Get some friends in on this.
#76 to #75 - crispydunder
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Awww yiss I'm excited.
Awww yiss I'm excited.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lordgeneral
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This just proves that funnyjunk has set my priorities for life. I planned on job hunting this morning, now I have three tabs open covering the iron man suit's capabilities
#78 to #77 - crispydunder
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Haha I think that's a very good use of time.
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
Job hunt at a comic shop.
User avatar #79 to #78 - lordgeneral
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There's one close by that might be hiring, and they sell 40k figurines as well. My paycheck wouldn't make it out the door
User avatar #80 to #79 - crispydunder
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Haha, but maybe you'd get an employee discount.
Perma-optimist
#81 to #80 - lordgeneral
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God, that'd be a dream for me
User avatar #73 to #72 - crispydunder
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The depth of Flash. He's more than just jokes.
#150 to #65 - Vpirate
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The comics are incredibly more feely than movies, in my opinion.

If the Marvel writers can make Deadpool feely (Yes, that blonde guy there is Deadpool, he lost his healing factor and blah blah backstory), than there's serious writing talent behind them.
User avatar #68 to #65 - lordgeneral
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God *********** damn autocorrect. Like* Thor*
User avatar #90 to #65 - romeosdistress
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Off topic, but that is my single favorite issue of the Klaus Janson/Frank Miller run of Daredevil.
User avatar #91 to #90 - romeosdistress
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Wait, my bad, that wasn't a Janson issue. I'm retarded.
User avatar #82 to #65 - mrevitcartta
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No, I don't remember any of those things, because I don't read comments. I'm not saying it to be rude or anything, but it's unfair of you to expect people to know the same things you do.
User avatar #83 to #82 - lordgeneral
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It's also rude to try to educate someone on something you don't know about, as original commenter did.
User avatar #84 to #83 - mrevitcartta
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Also, just to clarify I meant to say I don't read comics.
User avatar #85 to #84 - lordgeneral
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I figured. Good to know that other people are having correction errors

daredevil drinks gently
User avatar #202 to #58 - pokemonstheshiz
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that was really well written. Damn.

I would have to say that I think Bruce Wayne has it worse, simply because he lets it be. Stark hides his pain under his self-confidence, which hurts a lot inside, but at least he can sometimes trick himself into being happy. Bruce shrouds himself in misery, with a purpose that can have no end except his death.
It's kinda hard to say though. But thank you for bringing all that to light.
#114 to #58 - somekindofname
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I think both are very comparably feely subjects among heroes.
Bruce is insane. Completely ******* insane, that's why he and the Joker are such a match for each other, they are the same insanity, but in complete opposite of itself. Yin and Yang you might say.
Stark has lost so ******* much that he is probably very unstable himself, but not as insane as Bruce, but that seems equally sad. He is so conscious of hiding it.
The difference between them is that Bruce has long since wandered into the abyss, Tony is trying to hide from it.
User avatar #61 to #58 - lordgeneral
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Obediah Stain*
User avatar #144 to #58 - theshadowed
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But Tony doesn't suffer silently. As you said, he acts all over the top to compensate. He tries to act like he does, hoping people won't see him for how he really is
#88 to #58 - thevoodoofrog
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"Tony hides his pain with attention-seeking playboy shenanigans."

Yeah, sorta similar to what Bruce Wayne does.
User avatar #89 to #88 - lordgeneral
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Bruce wears it on his sleeve, demonstrated through angsty playboy shenanigans
User avatar #26 - asasqw
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People forget that Steve didn't lose someone, he lost EVERYONE
User avatar #94 to #26 - cosmohill
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Oh my God yes. It's one of the things I love about his character. He still has that wartime "It's gotta get done" attitude, and instead of dwelling on the losses he's had, he just keeps fighting. He's a perfect axample of his era.
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#20 - anustart
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User avatar #2 - heartlessrobot
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Tony's an alcoholic. There's probably a good reason he's an alcoholic. To take away the pain.
User avatar #34 to #2 - lawerancearm
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He also drinks because it kills brain cells something his body is laced with because of a birth defect. So he is one of the smartest men in the world and drinks to kill brain cells, let that sink in.
User avatar #39 to #2 - pokemonstheshiz
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or, he just likes drinking and he can afford the best stuff. I wouldn't consider myself an alcoholic, but drinking is quite enjoyable. Especially trying/critiquing new things or just sipping on a glass of scotch whilst staring out your window at the city skyline.
#197 to #39 - statehealthcare
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would you say that it's....euphoric?
User avatar #201 to #197 - pokemonstheshiz
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it's fun like every other activity. I guess it can be
User avatar #9 to #2 - mitchr
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Yeah. That, and having had a rather empty life for quite a long time.
#143 - MysticTomatoe
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#121 - dickticklerluv
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Deadpool did it
Yeah its just a spin off but still
#167 to #121 - mbasm
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To be fair, EVERY SINGLE COMIC BOOK HERO dies in at least 4 comics. Little Canon comics where the hero dies.
User avatar #127 to #121 - vegeta
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deadpool could kill the laws of physics, that's not even a fair fight.
User avatar #129 to #127 - dickticklerluv
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Deadpool can kill the fourth wall
User avatar #130 to #129 - vegeta
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I'm pretty sure he killed the fourth wall during the pilot chapter.
he now wears it as a mask and attacks unsuspecting readers.
the real life S.H.I.E.L.D is constantly forced to cover up the mishaps.
User avatar #131 to #130 - dickticklerluv
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And chimichangas are stolen everyday from unsuspecting households

Its madness I tell you
User avatar #133 to #131 - vegeta
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madness? no.
THIS. IS.
~ooooh chimichangas