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Poor Danny DeVito

It's not always sunny for him now...

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#1 - smorgies (04/15/2014) [-]
That's a shame since Danny Devito is OUTTA DIS WORLD!!!
#32 - DanLacasky (04/16/2014) [-]
He left his size elsewhere

'I dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong'
User avatar #19 - Sataria (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why would they have a hight limit and minimum on that?
User avatar #21 to #19 - demented (04/16/2014) [-]
my gut says probably because of the G forces and the stress they put on the body.
#38 - drdisrespect (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
whenever height is mentioned on fj, everyone becomes either really short or really tall
#31 - burdensomebucket (04/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn't now my dreams have been crushed"
Tumbler logic in a nutshell.
#34 to #31 - solomonkane (04/16/2014) [-]
people like to have options for the sake of them being there.
User avatar #25 - mcfattyfatty (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**mcfattyfatty rolled user kokanum ** "Whaddayah dooin'?! Ghet yeh swoooooord!!!"
#23 - brobafett (04/16/2014) [-]
"I never wanted to be (x) until if found out I couldn't because of (Y), and now I feel like my dreams are crushed!"

This sounds like Tumblr's nation anthem.
User avatar #43 - hellomynameisbill (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why can't you be a 5'1 astronaut?
#40 - dangler ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
mfw too tall to be astronaut
mfw too tall to be astronaut
User avatar #2 - kumimono (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Seems odd, one would think shorter folks would be lighter, and need less delta V to reach orbit... (I know, what human weights is kinda minimal compared to a rocket. But every kg counts. )
#17 - vortisred ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Was it because of Space Brothers? I just watched the episode about this
User avatar #9 - MuffinMan (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You can't be taller than 6'3"

I'm 6'4"
User avatar #30 - imcadence ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
**imcadence rolls 87** my height first numbe feet second number inches
User avatar #24 - bakinboy (04/16/2014) [-]
im pretty sure im too tall to be a astronaut
User avatar #22 - blewws (04/16/2014) [-]
I heard you can't be an astronaut if you do acid cause they do a spinal fluid drug test and that **** stays in you forever, apparently. I don't really want to be an astronaut but just the thought that I couldn't makes acid the scariest drug in my opinion. Oh meth ***** you up? Well if you do acid, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE PLANET.
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