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Submitted: 07/13/2014
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#2 - evilhomer (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#8 - artyomthebadass (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Here I sit in deadly vapour,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?
User avatar #18 - mymommasallama (07/14/2014) [-]
i practically grew up in a pool hall and this gem was written on the stall there

"this is a place to spill you're guts
not a place to bust you're nuts.
keep it nice, keep it neat
go somewhere else to beat you're meat"
--random drunk in a pool hall
User avatar #15 - obidomkenobi (07/14/2014) [-]
Sometimes, I like to be a twat, and with marker pen to toilet stall wall, ask people "How does it feel to be a bi-product of you're father's orgasm?"
#3 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 to #3 - benjamino (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 - jokexplain ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I loves me some metrically accurate limericks
User avatar #11 - brewswillis (07/14/2014) [-]
i always thought this site was above toilet humor
jk, i love it
User avatar #23 - anotherhaloguy (07/14/2014) [-]
I found this on a list of toilet rules;
If you use this marble hall,
Use the paper not the wall,
If the paper cant be found,
Trail ones arse across the ground.
User avatar #20 - oaaaa (07/14/2014) [-]
he should end the poem with "i once took a digestive end product in the stall"
User avatar #19 - ezombio (07/14/2014) [-]
More Poems-From-The-Left-Most-Stall:

Wait in line for the ivory throne,
Avert you're gaze, discomfort-prone.
Wait for the zip and for the flush,
Stranger emerged, continues his rush,
The door lies open - beckons in;
Permits you bring you're offering.
Lock the stall, drop you're jeans
Await the urge, be redeemed,
Paper torn into confetti
Seat still warm (and slightly sweaty)
Committed now: face the poo
Appease the gods of Vindaloo!
User avatar #14 - hazelino (07/14/2014) [-]
Nice limerick
User avatar #12 - redstonealchemist (07/14/2014) [-]
once i pooped a really long one and it bent in the middle. the bend was above 80 degrees and below 90 degrees.
#10 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
#1 - hilariousrubbish (07/13/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image** digestive end products funny
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