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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - evilhomer
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#4 to #2 - cpawsome
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intresting
#9 to #2 - anon id: d4ea6479
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Came to fart but shat my pants.
User avatar #5 to #2 - screencleaner
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I always read this on the melody of Bon Jovi's It's my Life
User avatar #6 to #5 - screencleaner
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This is a song for the broken hearted
User avatar #17 to #6 - mrkek
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Baow baow
User avatar #24 to #6 - jacksipian
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This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
No silent prayer for the faith departed.
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
your gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud.

I fuĀ­cking love Bon Jovi.
#8 - artyomthebadass
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Here I sit in deadly vapour,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?
User avatar #13 to #8 - redstonealchemist
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sitting, thinking, halting my breathing.
stinking, reeking, one room over freaking.
missing, sizzling, pain erupting.
burning, churning, mexican yearning.
food so spicy, you pay for it with pain.
s.h.i.tting this much, no weight left to gain.
User avatar #16 to #8 - viscerys
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I want someone to say that out loud in a toilet cubicle. God that would be hilarious.
#22 - thewasteland
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User avatar #18 - mymommasallama
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i practically grew up in a pool hall and this gem was written on the stall there

"this is a place to spill you're guts
not a place to bust you're nuts.
keep it nice, keep it neat
go somewhere else to beat you're meat"
--random drunk in a pool hall
User avatar #15 - obidomkenobi
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Sometimes, I like to be a twat, and with marker pen to toilet stall wall, ask people "How does it feel to be a bi-product of you're father's orgasm?"
#3 - anon id: a930759f
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#7 to #3 - benjamino
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User avatar #21 - jokexplain
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I loves me some metrically accurate limericks
User avatar #11 - brewswillis
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i always thought this site was above toilet humor
jk, i love it
User avatar #12 - redstonealchemist
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once i pooped a really long one and it bent in the middle. the bend was above 80 degrees and below 90 degrees.
#10 - anon id: ac6ad039
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