Real confession time:
When I was younger, I used to sneak into my friend's house just to play Diddy Kong Racing on their N64 when they were gone or when they were asleep. It got to a point where, when I thought they were all gone, I snuck through their bedroom window, walked straight to their living room to play only to see the mom sitting there, probably half asleep. After seeing her, i booked it out the front door and back home. Never snuck into their home again and never told my friend about it.
Never told anyone this before, and I'm not sure anyone cares, but it's something to contribute.
When I was 12, two of my friends and I went over to another friends house to dick around and do 12 year old stuff. In his backyard, he has this sweet fukken trampoline. We're outside jumping on it and having a nice time, when my friend and his parents had to leave to go somewhere. So me and the two friends waited outside the house for our parents to come pick us up. Well, we got bored, so we went through the unlocked side gate and went to go bounce on the trampoline. Well after about 5 minutes, the mom pic related, almost identical to what she looked like came home because she forgot something and absolutely flipped her **** about us being on her property and how we completely disrespected her. After we got a berating from her, she called all of our parents and screamed at them. My mom, being chill as **** basically told the lady to **** off when she asked me and my other two friends to wash their cars as a form of punishment. So she picked me up, argued with that lady and took me out to ice cream.
My friend's mom banned him from ever hanging out with me again.
My dad and I flip foreclosed houses. One of the ones we bought had a swimming pool in the back yard. A neighbor's kid kept cutting the lock on the fence and bringing his girlfriend over and banging her in the pool when we weren't there working on the house. We put a wildlife camera outside and gave then mailed the SD card to his house. I dont know what happened to the little **** , but the behavior stopped, at least until we sold the house