Pollen is plant sperm. Wow, who knew?: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1402/Wow-who-knew. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore. this makes hay fever an S
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Pollen is plant sperm

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore.
this makes hay fever an STD. Since we ens
voluntarily takes in pollen, We concluded,
we are all being raped by trees
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User avatar #2 - theblackhand (07/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
-fruits come from the ovaries of a tree
-people eat the fruit
-people are thus eating the tree's offspring/baby
-I've concluded that all people who eat fruit are murdering tree babies.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vorarephilia (07/21/2014) [-]
Except the fruit is intended to spread the seed in animal dung.

It WANTS it's genitals eaten.

Thus trees are both rapists and really kinky.
#1 - letrollzor (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#14 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let's try to limit the rape to one species.
#4 - include (07/21/2014) [-]
#20 - jusmumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
"You got nice titties for a little boy"
#13 - bobbysnobby (07/22/2014) [-]
Our noses are always dressed in nothing though, so in a way we are asking for it.
#25 - seedymack (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - bejayes (07/22/2014) [-]
banned
#30 - alilmetalkid (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Its not rape if you consent

If you know what I mean
#31 to #30 - popeflatus (07/22/2014) [-]
conscent*
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If I throw my semen off the top of a skyscraper and someone unknowingly inhales it, I don't think that would be rape. It'd be something illegal, for sure, but not rape.
#23 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
So if you were to be allergic to cum, and a man comes up to you and blows a load right in your ******* nostril and you feel a bit ****** afterwards, I don't think that counts as an STD.
#19 - bleeduntildeath (07/22/2014) [-]
bring out all your evil dead references my minions
User avatar #17 - katarinaismywaifu (07/22/2014) [-]
This **** makes it to frontpage now?
#16 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
Say its just male trees and put this on tumblr. then duck
User avatar #15 - dovahben (07/22/2014) [-]
Ban sexual assault trees.
User avatar #12 - Anetheril (07/22/2014) [-]
"this is all a conspiracy by the patriarchy to oppress women with allergies of course" -tumblr feminazis
#11 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 94** dubs and I get no stds' in life.
User avatar #10 - dabronydude (07/22/2014) [-]
suddenly feminists all over start to plot to destroy all those cis scum plants.
#5 - shiftur (07/21/2014) [-]
Who said i don't voluntarily take in pollen?
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