The Bailout Mascot
The government today
announced that it is changing
I i) Ital its national symbol to a
k', '2 CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the
government' s political stance.
e, t' , A condom allows for inflation,
Peace halts production, destroys the
t . next generation, protects a
ad bunch of wicks, and gives you
a sense of security while you' re
actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn' t get more accurate than that