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Polish Men Drink Hard

i lost my shit for this, here is a link so you can thumb up the comment:
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neschapretoe

Lolfag here
Drinking furtive weeks every single day
Rewatching Nwith friends n drinking
feel urge to take a shit
e Go to tenet andthere a massive dump
bl have to see how big it is
around and see Must shat my intestines out
McCall friends evens take a look andthey suggest we go to the hospital
emits not my intenstines, its actually that couldnt
handle the alcohol level and was trying to save itself by escaping my body
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Submitted: 03/09/2014
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User avatar #6 - spermbank (03/09/2014) [+] (13 replies)
dont tapeworms lay eggs when they feel threatened to come out?
#8 to #6 - neschapretoe (03/09/2014) [-]
maybe the tapeworm laid eggs, became an alcoholic, and then told his family hes going to buy a packet of ciggarettes and will be right back. At least thats what my dad did.
User avatar #10 - mankey (03/09/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Nah, what you do to lose a tapeworm is starve yourself for a few days, then hold a mars bar near your arse. When it sticks it's head out to take a bite, grab it and pull!
#2 - skullball ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
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#5 - perform (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#26 - captainstinkypinky (03/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Tapeworms are one of my biggest fears, medically.  The others are having to receive a catheter (I don't want things stuck up there), and pretty much anything surgical being done to my eyes
Tapeworms are one of my biggest fears, medically. The others are having to receive a catheter (I don't want things stuck up there), and pretty much anything surgical being done to my eyes
#33 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If there's one thing I fear, it's tapeworms. You never know they're there until it's too late, and fail to feed them enough and they'll eat you from the inside. What adds to my fear, is that I'm a skinny fuck that barely gains any weight. And I can lose said weight way too easily. I fear for the worst, shield-brothers and sisters. May Jesus take the wheel.
If there's one thing I fear, it's tapeworms. You never know they're there until it's too late, and fail to feed them enough and they'll eat you from the inside. What adds to my fear, is that I'm a skinny fuck that barely gains any weight. And I can lose said weight way too easily. I fear for the worst, shield-brothers and sisters. May Jesus take the wheel.
#16 - ptolomeus (03/09/2014) [-]
OP: "hello i need an ambulance, im at the toilet and i just shat my self"
Medic guy the phone: "Isn't that supposed to happen sir?"
OP: "No i litterally just shat myself out in the toilet"

Paramedic's arrive
#1: "AHOOOY JAKUB! OP is of shitting tapeworm"
#2: "Is of good job kinsman, keep drinking. Prolonging of life. Very good"
#24 - deadmansdope (03/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Poland mentioned outside of polanball, Polaks swell with what little pride we have left!
User avatar #7 - lolerbot (03/09/2014) [-]
>Thinks he shit intestines out
>Calls friend to come look

still made me laugh hard.
User avatar #23 - iamcanadian (03/10/2014) [-]
Drinking just saved you from being a parasite victim
#84 - givememoarpony (03/10/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at Fetus vs Baby!! ** tapeworms fw
#29 - terminalinfinity (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Anyone remember the tapeworm episode of House?
#104 - ryanroyazzopardi (03/10/2014) [-]
**ryanroyazzopardi rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at To Gondor... And war! ** Tapeworms face when
**ryanroyazzopardi rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at To Gondor... And war! ** Tapeworms face when
#83 - atrocitustheking (03/10/2014) [-]
If I could, I would just ban all stories of tapeworms. I hate them that much, the mere mention of them is enough to make me gag.
If I could, I would just ban all stories of tapeworms. I hate them that much, the mere mention of them is enough to make me gag.
#17 - dabearsrbad (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#76 - whathappenslive (03/10/2014) [-]
Poland is life Poland is love
User avatar #34 - decayingapple (03/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever someone mentions tape worms, I always think of that one episode of Mr Meaty. That show was disturbing as fuck.
#72 - CrowbarNinja (03/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - jayeti (03/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
POLSKA KURWA WODKA!
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