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User avatar #14 - JosephDecreux (09/15/2015) [-]
'So am I still getting a ticket?' Oh yes ma'am, you're going to jail! we got those toys for your kids because you ain't gon be there on Christmas day. Now get on the ground, I WANNA SEE THOSE ******* HANDS BITCH!!
#5 - ablakguy (09/15/2015) [-]
"Im sorry ma'am I have to leave. I got a call saying theres 3 suspicious people rushing around in a nearby walmart."
User avatar #77 to #5 - koholla (09/15/2015) [-]
What if they pulled over someone, got them their gift, went to put it in, and then found drugs? I think that would be an interesting development.
#37 to #5 - MrLewis (09/15/2015) [-]
this joke is terrible and you should feel great about it

top kek of the day
User avatar #3 - schneidend ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
> being this rad a human being
> 2015

Raising the ******* bar like this? Come on. I barely get presents for my relatives and friends.
User avatar #53 to #3 - desmondaltairezio (09/15/2015) [-]
this didnt happen in 2015
User avatar #56 to #53 - backupclover ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Does that matter?
#65 to #53 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
the present skill levels up as you acquire children the children perk. skill-points are available trough money and community-sense. you can grind it by being a decent human-being/parent. some people like this "life" game, i give it a 6/10 due to unreasonable standards, difficult character customization and vague quest-lines...
User avatar #54 to #3 - papaarnold (09/15/2015) [-]
We have James cameron to thank for that His name is ja-James cameron the bravest pioneer!
#36 to #3 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Break more traffic laws then.
User avatar #20 to #3 - doctahhobo (09/15/2015) [-]
lol people are gonna start bitching bout how nice cops are now. "Did you see that white officer help that black man with his groceries? What a ******* dick man!"
#23 to #20 - ohsopainful (09/15/2015) [-]
i can definitely see that happening but itll probably be something like "look at this cop trying to pretend he isnt racist"
#6 - thebluedream ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
It warms my heart when I see this but then I get sad be cause then I remember I'm a bad person
#4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
I wish I had money to do stuff like this for people
#35 to #4 - icefried (09/15/2015) [-]
They don't either.
That's what the black guys are for.
#90 to #35 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
You deserve a bigillion thumbs m8. Holy underrated comments batman
#33 - soyfriedbryce ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
And inside all the packages, its just traffic tickets.
User avatar #30 - blademontane (09/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, my kid wants an 80" 40k Smart Curved HDTV too
#27 - crazycommando (09/15/2015) [-]
< -one word
#57 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
This was recorded in my town. Lowell, Michigan.
User avatar #59 to #57 - snowvahkiin ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
"Keep me logged in" My ass.
#1 - HEADSHOTyou (09/15/2015) [-]
BUNCH OF ASSHOLES MAN.
User avatar #9 - jacklane (09/15/2015) [-]
lol, yeah, because police are so nice and give presents to you (to give away to a leech mind you, loL!) when they pull you over.


Here is my experience of the last time I was pulled over:

Friend is driving, she is on suspended license (why you not tell me?!?) I have to chime in due to Michigan laws that I'm a CPL holder. I say "Sir, I have a concealed weapons permit, and I do not have my pistol on me." He proceeds, "Yeah? Well I have my glock blach blah blah on me, blach blah blah, insert something snarky and unpleasant here"

******* pieces of **** . If you're gonna have a law telling me I have to inform you that I am a CPL holder every time I am talking to you in an official status, then don't act ****** towards me like I'm threatening you or something. It's YOUR stupid ******* law. **** you.
User avatar #10 to #9 - jacklane (09/15/2015) [-]
Move to Indiana. Problem solved.
User avatar #11 to #10 - hongkong (09/15/2015) [-]
I like how you responded to your own post, with a solution
User avatar #12 to #11 - jacklane (09/15/2015) [-]
I fukked it up I meant "moved"
User avatar #13 to #12 - hongkong (09/15/2015) [-]
I forgive you, hope all is well
#15 to #9 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Come to CO, many more problems solved.
#32 to #9 - isolovegames (09/15/2015) [-]
... and you're the reason why American police don't do this. Because as soon as you get pulled over you start screaming about "muh rights!", "ERM I BEIN' DETAINED?!", and "BADGE NUMBER AND ID PLS OFFICER PLS!?".

Seriosuly- **** people like you. If you weren't so paranoid all the time maybe, JUST maybe- you would have better run-ins with the police.
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#25 - mrhazzy (09/15/2015) [-]
This is really ******* nice, really ******* nice.
#52 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Not gunna lie, I probably would have cried if anyone did that to me
#41 - helgheimftw (09/15/2015) [-]
God ******* bless those folks
#71 - graphomaniac (09/15/2015) [-]
"Was I really being pulled over?"
"Yeah, you got pulled over. You've got illegal tinted windows!"
User avatar #70 - kaiserdjg (09/15/2015) [-]
TAX PAYERS ******* MONEY WELL SPENT.... EXEPT I DONT HAVE ******* KIDS AND IT AINT FOR ME YOU ******* CUNTS.... SO WHERES MY BASTARD GIFT AT MY TAX PAYER EXPENSE... WWANKERS
User avatar #66 - marno (09/15/2015) [-]
That's ******* great man. Compared to a county's normal spending, all that is just barely a drop in the bucket. And probably the best PR move they can make. Genius Idea.

Anyway, I liked how the shoppers were kinda thuggin. Goes to show you shouldn't judge somebody.
User avatar #67 to #66 - compared ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, have a great day.
#31 - tunotoo ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
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