>Using bathroom at school and playing pokemon
>Guy sits down in stall next to me and pulls out ds
>Hear pokemon music begin playing
>Look down at my screen and see that a new player is nearby
>Challenge him to a battle
>Doing pretty well, wrecking all of his pokemon pretty bad
>He has one left
>He throws out this fat, mentally-handicapped bunny covered in dirt.
>It ******* wrecks my entire team, killing most of them in one hit.
>As he delivers the killing blow to my last pokemon he lets out the loudest fart ever
>He literally **** himself from happiness.
Thank you pokemon. Thank you for the most interesting social gaming experience of my life. There's no other way I could've connected better with the person ******** right next to me.