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#6 - sarcasticone (04/30/2014) [-]
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#3 - shadew (04/30/2014) [-]
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#34 to #3 - Encarna (05/01/2014) [-]
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#25 - deathblossomfour (04/30/2014) [-]
Does anybody else think it would be cool as 			****		 to try this stuff?
Does anybody else think it would be cool as **** to try this stuff?
User avatar #27 to #25 - darkdazal (04/30/2014) [-]
aye, I've always wanted to try it.
#112 to #27 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Spaghetti confirmed via "Aye".
User avatar #37 to #25 - vetis (05/01/2014) [-]
******** . I'd do it.
User avatar #75 to #25 - llpanic (05/01/2014) [-]
welcome to belfry **********
User avatar #42 to #25 - yumz (05/01/2014) [-]
FOR THE ORDERRRRRRRR.
User avatar #58 to #42 - grimmwaters (05/01/2014) [-]
AGATHAAA
#7 - cptsweatpants (04/30/2014) [-]
I can never understand why this sport died. I'd watch the **** out of it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - dabugman (04/30/2014) [-]
Knights of Mayhem
User avatar #11 to #7 - eddymolly (04/30/2014) [-]
They have something similar in Europe called "Battle of the Nations"
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here was a show on BBC about it called "Knight Club" where they followed the British team who just started, went to france and basically got the **** beat out of them in armour for a weekend.

Seems pretty cool
User avatar #12 to #11 - doombunni (04/30/2014) [-]
Friggin love battle of the nations, I wish melee and jousting tourneys would come back
User avatar #13 to #7 - kilotech (04/30/2014) [-]
'cause that armor doesn't stop blunt force
User avatar #14 to #13 - cptsweatpants (04/30/2014) [-]
They don't look like they care. Besides, it's 2014, I think adjustments could be made if someone put their mind to it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - kilotech (04/30/2014) [-]
if you can get whacked by a lance going 20 miles an hour and still think it's a good idea, I'll sign a petition
#23 to #15 - anon (04/30/2014) [-]
You're actually only supposed to hit each others shields. Head blows are just accidents. Or some **** like that.
User avatar #29 to #23 - kilotech (04/30/2014) [-]
I know but do you really think modern people would listen to those rules? and the way people cheat those lances would probably be weighted, plus a proper shield hit still has a high chance of breaking an arm
User avatar #16 to #15 - cptsweatpants (04/30/2014) [-]
I never said I'd be doing it. I said I'd watch it. And these lads seem to think it's a good idea.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kilotech (04/30/2014) [-]
fair enough
User avatar #20 to #7 - adu (04/30/2014) [-]
People died regularly doing these. I don't know of many professional athletes you could convince to do it.

Maybe if it was done with spring-loaded lances and heavy padding?
#28 to #20 - flarenight (04/30/2014) [-]
spring loaded lances and heavy padding? as long as you wear the armor right the wooden lances would break before they could break your rib cage. in the olden days? yea a metal lance will screw you over but jousting was a competition. one that did not see a lot of deaths.

also. the ohio renaissance festival has jousting done.
User avatar #31 to #28 - adu (04/30/2014) [-]
Renfair jousting is staged, and I'm sure there are numerous safety measures. And some armor doesn't do crap against blunt impacts. In fact, sometimes it can cave in under the force, and asphyxiate the competitor or maybe puncture a lung. Nowadays though I'm pretty sure people could do it safely, if not with friendlier lances, then at least with better padding inside of the armor.
#130 to #31 - flarenight (05/01/2014) [-]
well yea. who wins and loses and all is probably decided before hand. and they probably dont have the horse going as fast as they can. but in the end the wooden lance still smashes into the chest plate.

and also. a regular chest plate could withstand over 200 pounds of force being applied to it. the armor used for jousting is different. and at the very least i know the chest plates had at least one extra layer on it where the lance hit.

the wooden lance will break before the chest plate would cave in. and if the lance hit the chest plate hard enough for it to cave in and not break you would still be knocked over/off your horse resulting in you possibly getting hurt from falling off.

jousting is a competition. not some killing game.
User avatar #134 to #130 - adu (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm aware it's a game, but people have still died from it. More than modern sports, at least. But I'm not jousting expert to I'll just leave it at that.
User avatar #73 to #7 - propanex ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
Ikr... modern armor with modern horses (faster) and modern sticks and **** .

WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?
User avatar #33 to #7 - angelusprimus (05/01/2014) [-]
ITs having reemergence.
channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/knights-of-mayhem/articles/medieval-vs-modern-jousting/
Dangerous as **** .
Society for Creative Anachronism has theater jousting though, which is fun to watch, looks awesome but its cool and staged. Picture on top is from that.
User avatar #21 to #7 - duedum (04/30/2014) [-]
Because you would die super hard.
#45 - bakinboy ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
i see a disturbing lack of praise
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#47 to #46 - bakinboy ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
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#56 to #54 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
I summon Solaire in attack mode
#106 to #56 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
I tribute 1000 life points to summon Giantdad. Giantdad will smack Solaire in the face, destroying him. This will damage you for 1250. He will then halve his attack untill the end of this turn and smack you in the face again with 1600. You lose 2850 life points in total. I set one spell/trap face down and end my turn, returning Giantdad's attack to it's original amount.
User avatar #116 to #106 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
can we use normal yugioh cards or do they all have to be dark souls related?
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#97 to #78 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Punctuation is nonexistent, card grammar is poor, effect is **** , 0/10.
User avatar #84 to #78 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
also since its a ritual you need to sacrifice monsters that equal or greater to 9 stars
User avatar #88 to #84 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I derped there, haven't used Ritual monsters in ages. For good reason too, they really aren't as viable as Synchros or XYZ cards.
User avatar #89 to #88 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
so where do we go from here?
User avatar #91 to #89 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
Let me replay my turn?
User avatar #94 to #91 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
from when I summoned Solaire?
User avatar #95 to #94 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
Yeah.
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#82 to #78 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
I equip jolly cooperation to Solaire of Astora
User avatar #83 to #82 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, rule break? You can only use speed spells during the opponent's turn. Also, Solaire was already destroyed.
#99 to #83 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
A) QUICK PLAY spells can be played from the hand like normal spells, or set and activated at any time a trap card could be activated.
B) That card has the EQUIP SPELL icon, so your comment is entirely irrelevant.
C) The card text is still **** .
User avatar #102 to #99 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
My comment is not irrelevant, as he tried to use the equip spell on my turn.
#107 to #102 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Ahhhhh, I see now. I thought you were just displaying card arts you made.

Still though, QUICK PLAY. And punctuate, for the love of god. Learn to card text.
User avatar #108 to #107 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
I did not make that card. The above card named Giantdad, however, I did make.
#109 to #108 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Your card text is less sloppy, but still bad. His graveyard effect wouldn't work, as it would tribute the spell from your hand, then negate his effect, which includes the special summoning. You'd throw away a magic card, and then miss the timing on the rez.
I play Yu Gi Oh competitively.
User avatar #110 to #109 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
I do too, but it's 4:30 AM over here so I can't think straight.
#111 to #110 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Your lack of legitimate excuses disturbs me.
User avatar #114 to #111 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/01/2014) [-]
I mainly use plant decks wich focus on graveyard synnergy, as well as synchro summoning. It's still in the works but I'm proud of it. As for my "lack of legitimate excuses"... I live in sweden, it's seriously 4:38 AM here and I'm barely able to keep my eyes open. In fact, it's sleep time for me now. G'night. I'll fix up giantdad when I wake up.
#115 to #114 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
I use Cyber Dragon, Six Samurai, and Ghostrick. The new Cyber Dragon releases have allowed some serious ******** antics. Oh, I also have a Chaos Dragon deck, and a Blue Eyes Sychro deck.
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User avatar #86 to #80 - tankerdude ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
all I saw you summoned the others didn't appear so I didn't know you attacked
#32 - turbodoosh (04/30/2014) [-]
I've been waiting a long time to use this
I've been waiting a long time to use this
#40 - dubjinxr (05/01/2014) [-]
**dubjinxr rolls 14**
#41 to #40 - dubjinxr (05/01/2014) [-]
dammit
#30 - Kirbyman (04/30/2014) [-]
High poise enemies are scary.
#36 to #30 - Encarna (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #151 to #36 - blalexanderisback (05/01/2014) [-]
Somebody please do something with this GIF, It is ******* gold already xD
#72 - metalcoldreaper (05/01/2014) [-]
Praise the Liar

And Carefully lick the but hole.
#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/30/2014) [-]
Tis but a face wound.
#59 - grimmwaters (05/01/2014) [-]
Still cant protect you from my curse
#154 to #59 - shadew (05/01/2014) [-]
What now, son? 186.7 curse resist at +5.
Not the most poise at 52, but not bad either.
User avatar #104 to #59 - rather (05/01/2014) [-]
Petrify.
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#113 - killerblue (05/01/2014) [-]
Fresh off the presses
#163 to #147 - mephistesulfurion (05/02/2014) [-]
You are no match for my nanermasheens, Son.
#39 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
I just bought dark souls 2 having never played the first
its fun but I have no idea what the **** I am doing
can anybody give me some help with what stats are good to invest in
you don't owe me **** but I would like to think this is a pretty nice community of glorious assholes we have here so I dunno.....thanks
pictured, me on the left
#49 to #39 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
A lot of stat optimization depends on what sort of build you want to make. If you could say a little more about what seems interesting to you, that would be cool. Generally speaking, most people will want at least 30 vigor, 20, endurance, 20 adaptability to maximize invincibility frames while rolling, and 40 strength or dexterity (or both) depending on what kind of weapon you want to use. If you want to use spells, that would change things, and every type of spell will require a different type of stat investment for optimization.

Also, what soul level do you plan on playing at?
User avatar #51 to #49 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
I have no idea what the **** soul levels are

I am planning to go for a semi-mobile guy
my class is warrior
I was kind of looking into tanking
#61 to #51 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
Soul level is just the level of your character. You level up using souls, so they call it soul level. Online play matches people based on soul level, so most players want to have a similar soul level to everyone else so that they can play with as many people as possible. The most popular soul level is currently 150.

If you want to be a tank I think one build that may suit you is a high strength, high faith build. Havel's armor is great for a tank, and the Defender's Greatsword is excellent for strength/faith characters. There is a lot of very technical stuff involved in stat distribution that would be a pain for me to try to explain here, but I can post a link that has a lot of good info.

Also, check out some rings and see which ones sound good to you. 3rd Dragon Ring is the best one in the game, so you'll want that one, but the other 3 slots are really up to preference.
#57 to #51 - vlandis (05/01/2014) [-]
.....mobility and tanking are opposite things.....
#62 to #57 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
As long as he stays under 70% of his equip load, he'll be mobile enough and still very capable of tanking.
#64 to #62 - vlandis (05/01/2014) [-]
I guess that's true, as long as you keep fast roll your pretty much ok. I usually prefer to stay under 50 to keep the distance up too though
User avatar #65 to #39 - themurp (05/01/2014) [-]
Sorcery build is easiest in dark souls 2, just level int att and vig

Or go quality build and just level strength vigor endurance vitality adaptability, in that order. note that poise and agility requires vigor and adaptability to increase
User avatar #92 to #39 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
thanks for all your help guys
really really appreciate it
I will fill you in later if you want
#105 to #39 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Pyromancy is straight retarded. Get forbidden Sun, Warmth, Power Within, and Conflagration, and you will be one healing, buffing, blasting ************ .

Clerics are too damn strong. They received a wider variety of offensive magics in DS2, so PVE they can just absolutely wreck, and there is a chime that doubles as a decent shield and casts with its R2. Heals now have an AOE that affects allies, and you can buff all allies as well.

I never liked magic, but currently the strongest hit in game can be dealt as a mage with the Moonlight Greatsword.

DO NOT ******* TOUCH ULTRA-GREATSWORDS. The tracking in DS2 is just awful, and the dead-angling isn't worth the trade off. They ****** my favourite sword as a result. (RIP in peace, Zwei).

Best of all though, YOU CAN RESPEC IN THIS GAME! You just need a certain item, then you can speak to the Fire Keeper sitting in the middle from the intro to reset all of your stats and reassign them. Experiment, test, and respec if you need to in order to be effective.
User avatar #126 to #105 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
>actually locking on with ultra great swords
*****
You get dat ****
AND THEN YOU GET READY TO JUMP
YOU JUMP HERE
YOU JUMP THERE
YOU SWING HERE
YOU SWING THERE
Get gud
Tarkus's greatsword is helluva useful and good if you actually time your attacks
#128 to #126 - magmon (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, I'm also a Cleric caster, so I carry the Sunlight Sword. I understand that UGS class weapons can be good, but I just feel that regular GS class is better because of the jump attack tracking and utility.

I've yet to beat the game, but I honestly just browse the internet whilst standing outside boss doors with my summon sign down.
User avatar #133 to #128 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
*shrugs* I went strength/dex use a bow and tarkus senpai's the great sword
It's pretty easy once you get used to it
Doh you're right, great swords swing way faster and are pretty much better in about every way
I just use it cause tarkus was best summon
Time your attacks or bash their shields, it's beautiful to see someone fall and get rekt by that huge ass swing
******* love this sword
#70 to #39 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
Use the absolute biggest swords you can find and wreck bitches left and right.
That's the only way to go.
Unless u casul
User avatar #117 to #70 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
I took your advice and used the sword from the white knight dude in the lost forest to go kill the old **** with the giant blue greatsword near majula but it says I am too casul to use his sword
why
User avatar #118 to #117 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
oh god.
why.
poor guy
User avatar #119 to #118 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
well
in the beginning of the game I accidentally winged him with a hit when I was fighting these zombie ***** but then he decided to try and kill me for the next hour

so I got revenge
User avatar #120 to #119 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
oh well...
I read that sword isn't really that good, but I haven't tried it myself so I dunno.
I suggest going to the forest of the giants, going down tha ladder with the bonfire there, and kill the ******* below until you get a bastard sword
It's pretty decent.
User avatar #122 to #120 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
thank you kindly
I am new to dark souls 2
but I have the burning desire to not see the "you died" every 20 seconds
I will heed your words
if you don't want to kill the **** out of me, but want to laugh at how casul i am, you should invade my world or some ****
i don't know how it works
User avatar #123 to #122 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
I can't choose which world to invade.
Besides I think there's still an invasion level limit.
I'm nearly level 100 at this point, I'd only get to people between level 80 and 120
User avatar #125 to #123 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
oh
well now i know
too bad
you could have been my Mr Miyagi mentor on how to wreck ****
User avatar #153 to #122 - gcloud ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
thank u kindly...wait a second.. are u sure u didnt play dks1? or does someone from dks2 say that too
User avatar #157 to #153 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
I haven't played the first one
User avatar #139 to #120 - keltainenlumi (05/01/2014) [-]
It has no scalings only requirements. So the damage is average and only in the beginning.
User avatar #90 to #70 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
I am most def not casul
thank you kind sir
#93 to #90 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
Pick up a greatsword and make me proud.
Pick up a greatsword and make me proud.
User avatar #96 to #93 - leafonthewind (05/01/2014) [-]
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
how do I get giantdad build?
#100 to #96 - walcorn (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't know exactly how to get one similiar to Giantdad, but someone's bound to make one eventually.
User avatar #140 to #100 - keltainenlumi (05/01/2014) [-]
Havels with that invisible helmet and power stance 2 lightning zweihanders?
#87 - cubanwhiteman (05/01/2014) [-]
>Poise builds in Dark Souls 2
User avatar #141 to #87 - keltainenlumi (05/01/2014) [-]
Dude just level up dat ADP.
User avatar #143 to #141 - cubanwhiteman (05/01/2014) [-]
Maxing it too far past 25 I mean, should stick to PVE
User avatar #142 to #141 - cubanwhiteman (05/01/2014) [-]
I got my ADP to 26 and when I wore Aurorus armor I basically did a room-wide roll.
**** almost got me killed too many times, PVE only thing I guess.
User avatar #145 to #142 - keltainenlumi (05/01/2014) [-]
The full set? Is your base equipment load in the negatives?
User avatar #146 to #145 - cubanwhiteman (05/01/2014) [-]
I had around 32 vitality if I recall.
User avatar #124 to #87 - xshredderx (05/01/2014) [-]
I feel emptiness inside whenever I am able to stun-lock another player who is wearing full Havel's set and all I'm hitting them with is a Falchion.
#138 - Noblevillain (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm actually currently experimenting with a full havel's crossbow tank,it's really fun.....until you get invaded,and can't hit worth **** .

....damn,you've gotta' love that poise
User avatar #121 to #50 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
Havlyin bro
It's all about dat havlyin
User avatar #132 to #121 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
and that name is perfect
User avatar #129 to #121 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
just killed ornstein and smough,making my way to the archives when I play again. been using fire light crossbow until now,it was sufficient for most stuff(took out the normal heavy for queelag though)

avelyn should help some,but I think I'll keep some spare light ones for artorias pulling his anime **** he's still badass
User avatar #136 to #129 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
It's an actual build
Since the tracking on cross bows is ******* unfair and the avylin....man the avylin has some really unfair damage output
And this build revolves around dual wielding them
And dat Havel poise
Yea it rapes
User avatar #137 to #136 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
purrfect,the original plan was to put a gold tracer in my left hand,if things go to **** ,but this sounds pretty good.I think I'll opt for that
User avatar #148 to #137 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
Oh **** I forgot we where talking about DaS 1 not 2
User avatar #155 to #148 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
yeah,dual crossbows are **** in ds1,with the auto reload and all
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User avatar #158 to #155 - kingpinkie (05/01/2014) [-]
Hrmm.....then the best thing to do would be to go full avylin since it reloads about the same time it takes a normal cross bow but deals more damage
User avatar #160 to #158 - pickaxe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah,made that today,loving that output.
User avatar #161 to #160 - kingpinkie (05/02/2014) [-]
Any butthurt messages?
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