Poem Time. It was a ugly party at Joseph Stalin 's place. You suddenly feel sick and fall asleep on the most poopy person's shoulder you have ever laid your of
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It was a ugly party at Joseph Stalin 's place. You suddenly feel sick and fall asleep on the most poopy person's shoulder you have ever laid your ********** of a head on, whose name happens to be Erin L , and every move it makes just turns you on more and more. You stop eating your plate of dick and say, "Wow, that has to be the most spotted body I have ever seen." Suddenly, it looks in your direction and starts touching you in the most seductive fashion imaginable!!! it says, "I felt you leaning on me, I just had to tell you, that I think you are so huge , and was wondering if you could kindly F+++ OFF!!! and go to Heaven where you cannot ever jack off " again! With a perverted smile on your stupefied face you say, " "Die" " and leave together. When you finally get to Heaven , it moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a my cock hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream.

I dig, you dig, we
dig, he dig, she,
It' s not a
beautiful poem,
but it' s very deep.
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Submitted: 06/18/2014
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#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by budgeting
#5 - splendiddust (06/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I dig my hole, you build a wall
I dig my hole, you build a wall
One day that wall is gonna fall

Gonna build that city on a hill
Gonna build that city on a hill
Someday those tears are gonna spill

So build that wall and build it strong
'Cause we'll be there before too long

Gonna build that wall up to the sky
Gonna build that wall up to the sky
Someday your bird is gonna fly

Gonna build that wall until it's done
Gonna build that wall until it's done
But now you've got nowhere to run

So build that wall and build it strong
'Cause we'll be there before too long
User avatar #28 - hashtronaut (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
funnyjunk funnyjunk
what happened to you
it used to be dickbutt,
now it's tumblr number two
oh funnyjunk funnyjunk
i heard of your tales
when funny junk was funny stuff
and not advertiser sales

i save all the pictures - post them on my facebook
well, almost all... I scroll past the bait hooks
anonymous left another comment, drowning in the red
i start a 4chan story smiling and end up frowning in the end
everybody's still doing the dinosaur, but doge is already euthanized
we've seen people use gummy based as a ****** form of suicide
some treat it like do or die...
...willing to put two hands on their mothers breasts
just for trips in the roll, and some colored text
but even with 1 good upload and 9 bad
I just say, hey... at least it aint 9gag
#23 - nimithecat ONLINE (06/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
MEGAS XLR Opening - TV version

COME ON MY GIANT ROBOT BROTHERS! Let's sing it together

Living here in Jersey
Fighting villains from afar,
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot car!

You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!

Nice!

Thanks for singing with a brony today, we all have something in common
#40 - deadnovember (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dig it up, oh, oh (Dig it)
Dig it up, oh, oh (Ohh)
Dig it up, oh, oh (dig it)
Dig it up, oh, oh (Ohh)
#3 - tastymelon ONLINE (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
dig dig dig, i must dig
diggin fun but it also dangerous
#45 - 4chan refugee (06/19/2014) [-]
#9 - qun (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - TheFixer (06/19/2014) [-]
I dig giant robots
you dig giant robots
we dig giant robots
chicks dig giant robots
User avatar #41 - enderpumpkin (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm a dude
You're a dude
She's a dude
We're all dudes hey!
User avatar #34 - shanethedragon (06/19/2014) [-]
isn't this a yogscast quote?
#22 - omegadynasty ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (06/18/2014) [-]
roses are red
violets are twisted
bend over lover
you're about to get fisted
#17 - ButtonFly ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
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#14 - xcoreyx (06/18/2014) [-]
It's also grammatically incorrect
#8 - 4chan refugee (06/18/2014) [-]
I dig this post.
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