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Pocahontas

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#13 - danjazown (04/19/2014) [-]
If there is one thing Disney movies are known for it's historical accuracy
User avatar #51 to #13 - wellimnotsure (04/20/2014) [-]
I don't see a problem?
User avatar #84 to #13 - semilunarknight (04/20/2014) [-]
So where do we get her age from?
#106 to #84 - xgreenmaidenx (04/20/2014) [-]
It's based on a true story,
She was 11 at the time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas
User avatar #125 to #106 - semilunarknight (04/20/2014) [-]
also thank you
User avatar #124 to #106 - semilunarknight (04/20/2014) [-]
That's pretty gross
User avatar #166 to #13 - lolollo (04/20/2014) [-]
The thing you should be paying attention to isn't the fact that she was 10-11, you should be paying attention to the fact that she'd be considered a prude by normal society for not having a family by that age.
User avatar #210 to #166 - adak (04/21/2014) [-]
Maybe for not being married, I know nothing about societal standards among native americans, but "having a family" at 10-11 is pretty much impossible, if you mean what I think you mean.
User avatar #75 to #13 - drakevil (04/20/2014) [-]
That's a goddamn ******** of hormones right there.
User avatar #38 to #13 - Tyranitar (04/20/2014) [-]
If you think that's bad, watch the sequel.
User avatar #109 to #13 - lotengo (04/20/2014) [-]
That woulx have made that movie a lot better, worse, different
#45 to #13 - upyoursnumbnuts (04/20/2014) [-]
She's hot for a ten year old.
#3 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** I dunno these people look pretty dangerous too.
User avatar #4 to #3 - reginleif (04/19/2014) [-]
;/ Oh CMON.
User avatar #17 to #3 - froggets (04/19/2014) [-]
I've seen some sweet rolls in my life, but you sir... you just had a sweet roll down the corridor of win, high fiving Sire Awesome and going to bed with Lady Winnington
#28 to #3 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
That roll could give people diabetes.
#85 to #28 - cannibalvegan (04/20/2014) [-]
You mean diabeetus?
#167 to #85 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
#14 - poetsofthefall (04/19/2014) [-]
MFW white people
#40 to #14 - urapooper ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I remember that song from southpark
User avatar #81 to #40 - ryderjbudde (04/20/2014) [-]
I post this whenever it's relevant.

Subu-ra-shin chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
iie! Ninja ga IMASUUUUUU

HEY HEY LET'S GO KINKA SURU
TAISETSU NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS
BOKU GA WARUI SO LET'S FIGHTING
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE

Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Ego ga mecha-kucha
Daijobu- WE DO IT ALL THE TIIIIIIIME

HEY HEY LET'S GO KINKA SURU
TAISETSU NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS
BOKU GA WARUI SO LET'S FIGHTING
LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
#15 - jenovaproject (04/19/2014) [-]
hehe
#104 to #15 - Decode (04/20/2014) [-]
Obligatory
Obligatory
User avatar #78 to #15 - crazyeyedbioll (04/20/2014) [-]
heil hydra
User avatar #77 to #15 - nefarian (04/20/2014) [-]
Heil*
You had one job god dammit
#93 to #15 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
Hail Hydra
User avatar #103 to #93 - strangemoo (04/20/2014) [-]
Pssst,
You, yeah you.


Heil Hydra.
#55 - smoshanthony (04/20/2014) [-]
Indian helps strong man fire his rifle

Brazzers
User avatar #79 to #55 - arsyro (04/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for making laugh after working a nine hour shift and doing 5 hours of homework with the aid of two cans of cancer monster
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (04/19/2014) [-]
*These humans are dangerous

White men just happened to enjoy sailing a lot more.
#37 to #2 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
no
#119 to #2 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
...Which made them more dangerous than the people who didn't sail. Duh.

Don't be so easily offended.
User avatar #120 to #119 - crazyolitis (04/20/2014) [-]
Not offended. JUst stated a fact.
User avatar #26 to #2 - MrDeadiron (04/20/2014) [-]
Don't forget them chinese.
#39 to #26 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, the Chinese had been sailing and exploring long before the Europeans and they didn't go and conquer every little patch of land they laid their eyes upon.
User avatar #41 to #39 - MrDeadiron (04/20/2014) [-]
Actually they tried and failed,.
User avatar #43 to #39 - playerdous (04/20/2014) [-]
Then why is china so big?
User avatar #44 to #43 - shadowkingdr (04/20/2014) [-]
because it used to be a large amount of semi-countries controlled by a massive amount of different armies then they all went game of thrones on each other and you got china
#76 to #24 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
All those nippons trying to impose upon our british rule! She is a massive 			*******		 weeboo thou!
All those nippons trying to impose upon our british rule! She is a massive ******* weeboo thou!
#63 to #24 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not being indigenous to the continent
User avatar #52 to #24 - sabcy (04/20/2014) [-]
considering all that guy went through, it would have probably been better if he was black.
#50 to #24 - sinconn (04/20/2014) [-]
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#54 to #50 - curveball (04/20/2014) [-]
So that's what the original was.
So that's what the original was.
#56 to #50 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
who is that floating in a cage?
User avatar #68 - brobafett ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
"BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! I wish everyone could see how not racist and special I am! But I'm white and that makes me super evil! Oh, I know I'll fight for social justice and protect people of color! Never mind the fact the racial pity I feel is in itself a form of racism and bigotry, I'm helping!"

-Tumblr
User avatar #69 to #68 - feelythefeel (04/20/2014) [-]
What part of this post implied that? The top picture is part of a standard moral lesson and the bottom is literally true for the time it's depicting (Natives could die just from seeing them thanks to foreign diseases and poor sanitation).
User avatar #82 to #69 - ryderjbudde (04/20/2014) [-]
But that second person just had to post that comment because anytime anything about Pocahontas comes up, the self-righteous, social justice douchebags come out to remind everyone how evil white people are by nature. What else can you expect from tumblr.


**** tumblr
User avatar #88 to #82 - ivoryhammer (04/20/2014) [-]
I think they were making a funny.
User avatar #101 to #82 - feelythefeel (04/20/2014) [-]
Again, I don't see where any of that is implied.
User avatar #86 to #82 - jakecrafted (04/20/2014) [-]
No one said white people were evil by nature, literally no one, feelythefeel is right being a native at the time of European colonization was terrible you would either die from disease, get shot, or you would be captured and used as a slave.
#92 to #86 - ryderjbudde (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm obviously not talking about what was literally said.

This picture is a meme that originated from tumblr for the exact reason that I said. Both versions of the picture are popular enough on tumblr that they get posted on funnyjunk regularly. And you know how most people on tumblr are.

The actual funny thing about this picture is that it isn't world history in one sentence. It is more suitably American history in one sentence, but whoever made it is so desperate to show how much they hate their own race that they assumed their country's history is all there is, in effect making them seem more ignorantly full of their self.
#60 - fishinyourface (04/20/2014) [-]
they bitch slapped the 			****		 out of the entire movie when they made the sequel.  don't know if the sequel is supposed to be historically accurate or not, still ruined it
they bitch slapped the **** out of the entire movie when they made the sequel. don't know if the sequel is supposed to be historically accurate or not, still ruined it
#199 to #60 - sequel ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I was in a bad mood.
User avatar #70 to #60 - feelythefeel (04/20/2014) [-]
At least it guaranteed there'll be no more since she died off screen at the end (Either that or they completely finish throwing historical accuracy to the wolves).
#65 to #60 - guitarassassin (04/20/2014) [-]
The first movie wasn't that good to begin with.
User avatar #89 to #65 - ivoryhammer (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I never liked it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - fishinyourface (04/20/2014) [-]
I loved it as a kid, so it serves a nostalgic purpose.
#21 - John Cena (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez, who cares? It's a Disney movie, not a documentary.
#201 to #21 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
it's a joke not a dick. stop nit picking.
#74 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#122 to #74 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
Why don't we do the opposite of this gif? We film black people drowning and spead it everywhere like a mad woman's **** ! Oh wait, that would be racisssssssss!
User avatar #105 to #74 - latinotornado (04/20/2014) [-]
but..that kid can actually dance
#19 - nationalanthem (04/19/2014) [-]
******* tumblr.. always acting like politically correct **** is the most important thing in the world
#200 to #19 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
other racist jokes and you guys **** yourselves laughing. One joke about white people and your jimmies go into maximum overdrive. How about not pointing out another site's faults if you can barely handle your own.
#206 to #200 - nationalanthem (04/20/2014) [-]
how about you shut the **** up? and realize that eventually white guilt and hatred towards white societies and culture over **** that happen hundreds of years ago will be our reckoning? yes it happened but other cultures and people did it too but somehow we tend to focus on us (the whites) doing it
User avatar #59 - angelojuusan (04/20/2014) [-]
**** off, tumblr.
#97 - funkmasterjunk (04/20/2014) [-]
Pocahontas. Our apology to native americans.
User avatar #108 to #97 - malhaloc (04/20/2014) [-]
You don't speak for me. I'm not sorry my great great great grand dad raped their land and pillaged their women. I had nothing to do with that. White people need to stop with this "I'm a monster because I'm white" ******** .

sorry if it was a joke or a reference and I didn't get it. But I'm tired of people telling me I need to be ashamed of **** I had no part of.
User avatar #149 to #108 - theejoshster (04/20/2014) [-]
how does one rape the land?
#154 to #149 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
Dig a hole in the ground and stick your peen in it.
#208 to #108 - funkmasterjunk (04/21/2014) [-]
well ya it was definitely a joke but i respect your point sir lol
User avatar #58 - idoliam ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I bet both of those users are white.
#9 - pappathethird (04/19/2014) [-]
mfw white people
mfw white people
#18 to #9 - nationalanthem (04/19/2014) [-]
thats racist
#42 to #20 - playerdous (04/20/2014) [-]
What disease(s) do they have to produce those?
User avatar #46 to #42 - thisisnotaname (04/20/2014) [-]
It's called cry-ola

I'll let myself out
#156 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
Can't we just stop arguing about race and accept that all of humanity is dangerous, regardless of race, religion, etc.?
#161 to #156 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
People who think like you are a little above the average desire for mindless conflict, which makes us forget what's important and trully scares us.. happiness, love and calmness require a million times more effort than violence, war and suffering, there is a certain comfort in sadness and misery.

We don't like to forgive because, to forgive, you need to look inside yourself, and there you understand, but damn, looking inside of oneself, and seeing, and understanding, im the same **** than all those who hurt me? this is awful!? And perhaps its hits you, perhaps you turn into a emo idiot. You get that we are all the same wonderful thing, whatever it is. And you learn to understand, only necessary step in order to forgive.

And once you understand the mean people, you get they are just afraid, and now you don't hate anymore, you forgive, you give the example, you love and you die. And the day we all get this, welcome to heaven on earth.
#151 - captnnorway (04/20/2014) [-]
I hope this hasn't been posted yet
I hope this hasn't been posted yet
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