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User avatar #2 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Took me a while to notice what was wrong. Just thought it was a really weird faucet.
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User avatar #14 to #2 - linkofreek (10/13/2015) [-]
*Tap
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#16 to #14 - Eralus (10/14/2015) [-]
He's not tapping it he's turning it
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#17 to #14 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
**** you, Limey, y'all need to learn some proper English!
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User avatar #20 to #17 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
crazy thing is

england invented english but usa did actually improve it
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User avatar #22 to #20 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
The US didn't really do anything. England just ruined their version.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
i think they always spelled words like color as colour , said tomato as to-mah-to, and called fries chips
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User avatar #24 to #23 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
At one point they got on a kick of shortening things, giving them nicknames, and ending everything with er. It took a toll. The chavs don't help either.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
dont even need chavs
cockneys also pissed on the language

somehow bubble and squeak - potato and squeak
bangers and mash - sausages and potato
toad in the hole - hot dog
and lets not forget a cake called spotted dick

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#39 to #25 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
u fokin wot m8 toad in the hole aint a fukin hot dog m8 its a proper fukin sausage made of proper fukin meat in a fukin yorkshire pudding you fakin mug
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User avatar #41 to #39 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
so hows it taste eating that spotted dick
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User avatar #43 to #41 - johnneverdies (10/14/2015) [-]
thats yorkshire pudding, you uncultured swine
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User avatar #44 to #43 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
so... people in yorkshire love eating dick?
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#76 to #44 - arrakasi (10/14/2015) [-]
toad in the hole is disgusting, dont even bother with whats in it, its basically a loaf of really floury bread with sausages in it. Also its fun to call it Yorkshire pudding its a really nice way of saying "poor people food"
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User avatar #77 to #76 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
brits may have ****** up with yorkshire pudding... but they did good with sausage rolls
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#78 to #77 - arrakasi (10/14/2015) [-]
should try a chiko roll, its kinda like a pasty, but its in the shape of a sausage roll so you can eat it while carrying a beer Ausi bloke invented it, go figure
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User avatar #79 to #78 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
ill have to look for them, they sound tasty

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#80 to #79 - arrakasi (10/14/2015) [-]
yeah i highly doubt u could get them in america, good luck though mate. thats what ur looking for anyway
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User avatar #81 to #80 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
if i cant find them... ill make my own
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#66 to #25 - WelshFapper (10/14/2015) [-]
Who the **** told you a toad in the hole was a hot dog?
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User avatar #67 to #66 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
a new zealander
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#69 to #67 - WelshFapper (10/14/2015) [-]
Toad in the hole is Sausage in a Yorkshire pudding with gravy
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User avatar #70 to #69 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
not surpised the colonists dont know ****

hell in new zealand they call the yorkshire pudding a 'pop-over'
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#71 to #70 - WelshFapper (10/14/2015) [-]
And whatever that sign was up there ^, I can assure you it's not welsh
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User avatar #26 to #25 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
I've gotta admit, it may not be good, but the British language is funny.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
england and scotland both have so much slang you have to stop and wonder how the **** tourists understand a thing
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User avatar #28 to #27 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
They mostly don't. They just read the signs, they tend to make more sense.
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#29 to #28 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
unless youre in wales
then signs confuse you more
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#72 to #29 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
i looked for welsh signs and it handed me a finnish one

how does google mix up **** like that

ones about dinking and waving around knives... the other is about emptying the bottle and smashing people on the head with it
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User avatar #53 to #29 - deutschblut ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
True story.

Was walking in Yorkshire once(England, not Wales).

Saw a used condom on the sheep fence...

Pretty nasty. Should be glad it didn't fall in his Wellies. Probably couldn't pick it up, what with the Velcro gloves and all...
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User avatar #47 to #29 - varangianlove ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
I'd legitimately think up somehow drove to eastern europe if I saw that sign
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User avatar #48 to #47 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
i could imagine you looking at a map and wondering how you went from liverpool to poland
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User avatar #50 to #48 - varangianlove ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
On a scale from one to snellen eye chart, how bad are the people names in Wales?
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User avatar #51 to #50 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
idk.... i think most welsh have bowed down to english

they may have alot of stuff named in welsh but they all prefer to speak english and even used mostly english names for kids
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User avatar #54 to #51 - deutschblut ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Wales is actually beautiful.

But you tell people you think Wales is pretty and they are like:

"You mean whales ARE beautiful!"

They do not know it is a country...
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#58 to #47 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
That's Finnish/Sami actually. It says deerlake road or something like that.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
It's probably just telling you to sleep with a sheep.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
as if they need to be told
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User avatar #32 to #31 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
It's important for tourists to experience the culture(sheep).
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User avatar #33 to #32 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
and thats carried over to new zealand

so between wales and nz... people get to pick if they want northern or southern hemisphere sheep
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User avatar #34 to #33 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
Sometimes I like to just sit down and think, "There are two entire countries know almost exclusively for ******* sheep."
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User avatar #35 to #34 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
*known
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User avatar #36 to #35 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
wales: known for ******* sheep
NZ: known for ******* sheep
USA: kinda known for that guy who died after being ****** by a horse
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User avatar #37 to #36 - themurp (10/14/2015) [-]
Really? People know about that? **** ...
I figured people only acknowledged our country stomping.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
internet tells everyones dirty secrets
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User avatar #61 to #37 - pickanickname (10/14/2015) [-]
you just gtfo *************
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#83 to #25 - Jowi ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
That's not all Cockney Rhyming Slang. Most are just old names for things. And they're all deliicious
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#73 to #25 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
potatos = bubble while cooking
Sausages = sometimes squeak while frying
Bangers = ^^^ cheap, fatty sausages 'pop'/'bang' while frying
mash = mashed potato
spotted dick is a TYPE of cake, not A cake.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - chaosraptor (10/14/2015) [-]
well... alot of veggies tend to end up in bubbling hot water...so not sure why they picked potatoes as the special one

ive fried alot of sausages and never heard any squeak

and whats the difference saying a cake or a type of cake other than pointless grammar nazi
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User avatar #57 to #25 - sunnyday (10/14/2015) [-]
>Toad in the hole
>Hot dog.

These are really not the same thing, but other than that you're pretty spot on.
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#56 to #25 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Toad in the hole isn't a hotdog
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#75 to #23 - arrakasi (10/14/2015) [-]
In aus we spell it colour, but when i was learning HTML and others in high school its all done american, so color. so many broken lines of code, because you people dont understand phonetics
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User avatar #19 to #14 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Who gives a **** ? Faucet, tap, valve it all implies the same things.
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User avatar #55 to #2 - frutus (10/14/2015) [-]
Lmao me too, couldn't figure out what the hell I was looking at
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User avatar #3 to #2 - hrdla (10/13/2015) [-]
same here, guess we are retarded
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#10 to #3 - imjared ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
i have finally found my people
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User avatar #13 to #10 - threeeighteen ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
We were with you all along.
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#6 - afaik (10/13/2015) [-]
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#11 to #9 - Penn (10/13/2015) [-]
#1

The first comment.

You had to have seen it before you posted.
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#12 to #9 - binuclear (10/13/2015) [-]
The part thats being turned is the "spout" which is what the water comes out of. The part that is actually spewing water is the "knob" which is what your supposed to turn in order to make water come out. It basically both backwards and upside down at the same time.
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User avatar #1 - xskullgirlsx (10/13/2015) [-]
Took me much longer to notice that the nozzle and handle were switched
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#52 - bugzbundy (10/14/2015) [-]
This took me longer then it should have I am not a clever man
This took me longer then it should have


I am not a clever man
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User avatar #63 to #52 - mrturferpop (10/14/2015) [-]
I still don't get it.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - mrturferpop (10/14/2015) [-]
IT WORKS UPSIDE DOWN
****
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#46 - cubose (10/14/2015) [-]
**cubose used "*roll picture*"**
**cubose rolled image**
your guests reaction
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User avatar #18 - willgum ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
I feel like this is one of those things where they put alot of time and effort into doing then after it's done realize it was not worth it.
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User avatar #21 to #18 - dorfdorfdorf (10/14/2015) [-]
not absolutely
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User avatar #49 to #18 - taniv (10/14/2015) [-]
But it's famous on the internet so it was absolutely worth it
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#8 - gaffelper (10/13/2015) [-]
I spent an unreasonable amount of time to determine the root of my suspicion.
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User avatar #4 - misterfrog (10/13/2015) [-]
Took me way too long to notice anything faulty.
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#60 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
This is not how things should be
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#42 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link is the best site ever
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#82 to #42 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
congratulations on your 10th birthday
welcome to the internet
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User avatar #15 - supahsayin ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
inb4 someone rips the spout off thinking the handle is really gonna be inverted
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#7 - Einsty (10/13/2015) [-]
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#5 - gideonmcallistar (10/13/2015) [-]
Well played.
 
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