Pls dump your memes on me

Things have been pretty crappy. It's dawned on me that I'm not going to be anyone. I'm going to be stuck selling overpriced dog food for the rest of my life, living with my parents until they either die or get sick of me and kick me out. I'm physically disgusting and I can't get myself to care about my body anymore. I feel like most of my friends only talk to me because they just feel sorry for me.

I'm not asking for pity or advice, but can you guys make me smile? Even if it's just for a little bit, I'd like to be happy.