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And I wore a surgical mask from that day forward. www.facebook.com/mercworks.net

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#2 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - nought ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#15 - agentmoleman (02/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**agentmoleman rolls 98**
#25 - manofiron ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
"That would be best"
#45 - riffz (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - professoridle ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 16   
>Be at Secondary School   
>Be fairly beta   
>In line for lunch at cafeteria   
>Some mouthy younger prick starts talking 						****					 to me with his friend   
>Doesn't even know me, must be bored   
>Decide this would be a good time to stand up for myself for once   
>"How about you and your boyfriend go f-"   
>Did I just spit?   
>I just spat really bad   
>Almost right into the guy's eye   
>I should work in porn   
>Try and strut out of cafeteria   
>Pretending I meant to spit on him   
>Kid's friend is pissing himself laughing   
>Try to keep my face neutral but people definitely noticed   
>Get out of cafeteria   
>Cry
>Be 16
>Be at Secondary School
>Be fairly beta
>In line for lunch at cafeteria
>Some mouthy younger prick starts talking **** to me with his friend
>Doesn't even know me, must be bored
>Decide this would be a good time to stand up for myself for once
>"How about you and your boyfriend go f-"
>Did I just spit?
>I just spat really bad
>Almost right into the guy's eye
>I should work in porn
>Try and strut out of cafeteria
>Pretending I meant to spit on him
>Kid's friend is pissing himself laughing
>Try to keep my face neutral but people definitely noticed
>Get out of cafeteria
>Cry
#39 - groovierpoet (02/28/2014) [-]
damn, he is a smooth ************
User avatar #18 - riddlerenigma (02/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
She would get in a lot of trouble or maybe even get fired for saying that to a customer.
User avatar #22 to #18 - oceanfrank (02/28/2014) [-]
You might as well tell the employee they might as well suck the customers dick for blessing her with such a mistake. Working people are people as well and I doubt she'd want to stay at the counter with a dude who just accidentally spat on her.
User avatar #43 - threadcreator (02/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Unrelated but I need to change the settings on my bass amp. Suggestions?
User avatar #65 to #64 - threadcreator (02/28/2014) [-]
Nope. It needs to be presentable first lol.
#51 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#36 - minibeep ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
crappy cartoon ****
cant we get some real comedians on funnyjunk
no wonder its going down
#41 to #36 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
If they had talent, why would they waste here?
User avatar #12 - thistownneedsguns (02/28/2014) [-]
**thistownneedsguns rolled user iamdusk ** I'll have a coffee please.
#9 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Someone edit a penis in this
User avatar #17 - spacehawk (02/28/2014) [-]
As smooth as possible in the situation.
User avatar #40 - mrgoodlove (02/28/2014) [-]
And then they ****** ?
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