Please read description. FOR GUYS ONLY! Today at work, during a meeting, someone brought up how much money would it take for any of us to suck a dick. Everyone, one million dollars per day for Dick suck

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FOR GUYS ONLY! Today at work, during a meeting, someone brought up how much money would it take for any of us to suck a dick. Everyone, besides me (No females at my office), said no amount of money would be enough. I said for 1 million dollars a day, and I quote "I wouldn't be able to drop to my knees fast enough." No one agreed with me and they considered me gay for it. What do you think? Literally, 365MILLION dollars a year for the rest of your life, for sucking one dick. Not 1 dick a day, just one dick, one time. Does that make me gay?

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I will not!
For guys only: Get paid 1 but You must suck a
million dollars a day for perfectly clean, disease
the rest of your life free dick, and the world
will know about it
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Submitted: 08/26/2014
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User avatar #1 - sneperker (08/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
That doesn't make you gay.
That makes you rich.
User avatar #5 - choobe ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"So I heard you sucked a d-"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY MONEY'S MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE!"
#39 - kerrion (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let me get this straight.

I'll be paid 365 million a year... for 1 cock sucked... Bitch I'd let my family watch to cheer me on.
#74 - mikepetru (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Accept challenge   
>Friends make fun of me   
>Pay their mothers and/or sisters to suck my dick   
>Record it and give it to my friends for Christmas in an unmarked dvd case
>Accept challenge
>Friends make fun of me
>Pay their mothers and/or sisters to suck my dick
>Record it and give it to my friends for Christmas in an unmarked dvd case
#80 - grandterskrasao ONLINE (08/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
***** 1 million a day?

oh lordy would i suck that dick.
I'd like that **** like a lolipop. Deep throat that **** , ******* twirling my tongue around that head. I'll give the best god damn head I ever could. Hell, I would suck a dick EVERYDAY for 1 million a day. Don't matter if it black, white, yellow, or red, i'd suck you like a god damn succubus for 1 million. Shiet.
User avatar #29 - RIPphyscovideos (08/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If I weren't gay, maybe this would be a harder decision
#145 - EdwardNigma (08/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Yes, no question. I suck one dick and the world knows, so what?
Within a day I can set myself and my family up in a nice house, within a week I can set us up for life. Within a fortnight, I can save countless lives, within the year, I can save even more. My funding will cure disease, dick dancer will be eradicated because of me, humanity will invent space travel because of me. I will die and have done so much good, but for hundreds of years people will sing praise of my name. Shrines and statues will be made. "Edward A. Nigma: Sucked a dick and saved millions more."

You can bet your ass I'd suck that dick, and if that makes me gay, well slap my ass and call me sally, I'll be a raging ******* faggot.
User avatar #16 - serinityspark (08/26/2014) [-]
Now even guys can be the Khardashian.
#14 - alexanderh (08/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'd do that. a million dollars a day? That would be easy as **** to rationalise.
#69 - hypex (08/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
if you have ever lived a single day as an adult you would sure as **** suck a dick for 1m, not even if you got it once a day
#10 - robertelee (08/26/2014) [-]
**robertelee rolled image**
its not gay unless you enjoy it
User avatar #44 - sanshi (08/26/2014) [-]
Okay... so all I gotta do is suck one dick?... hell gimmie two of em.
#3 - mudkipfucker (08/26/2014) [-]
free money and dick?   
press
free money and dick?
press
#15 - travishein (08/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
With a film crew, on live television, while someone tattooed this on my chest!
User avatar #240 - admin (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #96 - crazyanimal (08/27/2014) [-]
Just remember guys

if a man builds a thousand bridges, but sucks one dick, he is not known as a bridge builder, but a dick sucker.

And for a mil a day, I'd suck that **** so dry it'll bring the worst drought since the Dust Bowl of 1930
#346 - oversoul (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
people sucked dicks for much less
#342 - ThatAnnoyingKid (08/27/2014) [-]
i'd suck it cleaner than it was before
i'd suck it cleaner than it was before
User avatar #75 - glgallow (08/26/2014) [-]
Joke's on you. I would've done it for $1000 a day with a $10,000 signing bonus.
User avatar #125 - thebadspellir (08/27/2014) [-]
Is that not the story of Kim Kardashian?
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