plan backfired
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kayethankyou [OP](01/02/2016) [-]
Been on fj for about 4 years...this is the first time I've been on the front page. Woot
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] One time this girl I had a crush on came to me saying I was telling everyone we were dating... so that was a good time. Still don't know where that **** came from.
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canaritaugemileona (01/02/2016) [-] One time I got drunk and burned a plus into my wrist because my crush was a brooding edgy tumblrista with mass of self harm ****
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canaritaugemileona (01/02/2016) [-] Thanks for the advice I could have used it a few years ago
Hella balla looking scar though man it actually got me laid because I said a dude held me down and branded me
Hella balla looking scar though man it actually got me laid because I said a dude held me down and branded me
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imalex (01/02/2016) [-] i cut my neck when i was carrying a window that slipped out of my hands worked with installing windows and the glasses
gotten laid atleast 4 times because i said someone tried to stab me but i beat the **** out of them
scars are like the ultimate get laid trick, because you can ******** about what happened no matter how embarrasing the actual reason is
gotten laid atleast 4 times because i said someone tried to stab me but i beat the **** out of them
scars are like the ultimate get laid trick, because you can ******** about what happened no matter how embarrasing the actual reason is
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ciacheczko (01/02/2016) [-] I'm willing to bet something - not much, but something - that she started that rumor herself.
When you think about it, it has more sense than it seems at first.
When you think about it, it has more sense than it seems at first.
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ciacheczko (01/03/2016) [-] Maybe she first lied to her friends, because she was embarassed to admit she has a crush but didn't do anything with it. People lie.
Maybe she was childish enough to believe it's real, because it would make herself feel better? People lie especially to themselves.
Maybe it was a way for her to make it happen. You know, a lie repeated often enough becomes truth and what not.
Maybe it was a way of building up courage. Expecting someone to play along with what everyone is already thinking is a decent way of using peer pressure to get your way.
Seriously, just think about it, and the possible explanations will come right to you. Don't ask me why. After all, you knew that girl, you know you - and I've never seen either of you in my life. So ask yourself why. Why would someone pretend something is true when it's not? What would they feel if it was true? What would that change? What would be others' reaction? And there you go.
Maybe she was childish enough to believe it's real, because it would make herself feel better? People lie especially to themselves.
Maybe it was a way for her to make it happen. You know, a lie repeated often enough becomes truth and what not.
Maybe it was a way of building up courage. Expecting someone to play along with what everyone is already thinking is a decent way of using peer pressure to get your way.
Seriously, just think about it, and the possible explanations will come right to you. Don't ask me why. After all, you knew that girl, you know you - and I've never seen either of you in my life. So ask yourself why. Why would someone pretend something is true when it's not? What would they feel if it was true? What would that change? What would be others' reaction? And there you go.
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komandantmirkoo (01/02/2016) [-] i know that feel.
someone once told my crush that i said she was coming on to me.
probably the most awkward conversation i've ever had
someone once told my crush that i said she was coming on to me.
probably the most awkward conversation i've ever had
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] Well there's not exactly a risk of that with me, happiness is foreign.
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] Actually no I should just tell everyone my life is great, because lies benefit everyone, right?
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] There was no information xD and my friends didn't know **** , so...
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utburd (01/02/2016) [-] Not as bad as the one about me. Couple of girls got mad at me for not reciprocating their advances, they spread a rumor that I slept around with a ton of skanks and they gave me HIV. I was a virgin at the time. Wasn't the only rumor either, but despite those twats trying to stonewall my dick I still ended up with the girl I had a crush on.
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ultaguide (01/02/2016) [-] In highschool someone spread a rumor that I was caught having sex with my gf in her parents bed. As soon as I heard it, I just laughed. Instead of getting flustered, i took the reigns with that **** and kept exaggerating everything. Eventually, the person who stared the rumor admitted that they started it and that it was bs to spite me and sure enough that was the stupidest thing to do. Fun times marrying that girl in August.
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thehistorylover (01/02/2016) [-] **thehistorylover used "*roll picture*"**
**thehistorylover rolled image**... That's pretty ******* genius!
I wish I was this clever in middle school. When I was twelve, people starting saying that I was pregnant for some damn reason ... I was and still am very small and thin. Never had a large belly in my life, and I didn't even go out on dates. I just decided to wait it out, because time would show these people how retarded they were.
**thehistorylover rolled image**... That's pretty ******* genius!
I wish I was this clever in middle school. When I was twelve, people starting saying that I was pregnant for some damn reason ... I was and still am very small and thin. Never had a large belly in my life, and I didn't even go out on dates. I just decided to wait it out, because time would show these people how retarded they were.
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thehistorylover (01/02/2016) [-]
Waiting it out worked. The lack of weight gain, and the lack of baby, convinced them to shut up.
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nudybooty (01/02/2016) [-] I was called fat alot in middle school. To me, it was funny because the people calling me fat were always bigger than me. The skinny ones just made fun of me for playing WoW. But the obese ones, man, they love to call people smaller than them fat.
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xxkelevraxx (01/02/2016) [-] I moved in the middle of my sophomore year to another town that was serviced by the same school district. I get on my new bus and the landwhale of the school goes "Hey, I'm no longer the fattest kid on the bus!" everyone laughed as I walk over to him, smile and say "Dude, can you not see properly through those fat-induced squinty eyes of yours? you still are, you're twice the size of me and if I wasn't so afraid you'd eat my hand I'd knock out your teeth right now, but keep it up and I might take that chance." The bus got really quiet as I went back to my seat. I'm sure he started to sob, but I can't confirm nor deny because I put my headphones on.
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gavnthsociopth (01/02/2016) [-] When i was in middle school there was this girl i liked. Long story short, someone spread the rumor that went and told everyone that we were dating, along with several other girls. Well, she was pissed at me everytime i tried telling it was not true, she just called a bs lie. We hated eachother afterwards. Yeah, middle school was SO much fun.
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mytwocents (01/02/2016) [-] > starts the rumor he had sex with a girl
> her name is Kim Petras
if you like the picture, i got really bad news for you.
> her name is Kim Petras
if you like the picture, i got really bad news for you.
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stealingbikes (01/02/2016) [-] I'm guessing "she" has a penis?
I don't wanna google it on the offchance I end up seeing peener
I don't wanna google it on the offchance I end up seeing peener
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mytwocents (01/03/2016) [-] "she" may still have his penis. floating in a jar, on a bookshelf.
may they be reunited in the afterlife.
may they be reunited in the afterlife.
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iqequalzero (01/02/2016) [-] Afaik, "Tomboy" isnt about looks but personality. These just look like women trying to look like guys.
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halor (01/02/2016) [-] i don't think i ever had any rumors about me during high school, although at one point i had a group of cheerleaders ask if i was dating a girl that i was walking to class,i did have a massive crush on her but at that point in time i hadn't said anything, i then proceeded to panic...i did ask her out a couple months later, didn't get that date
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savvysauce (01/02/2016) [-] The second semester of my 9th grade year of HS I transferred schools over the summer before school started, so no close friends yet I got really sick and was out for the rest of the year, and someone in my class told everyone that I died. I got sick with the same illness the second semester of my 10th grade year as well, and the same person told everyone that i changed schools. You could imagine the shock on people's faces when I showed up back to school though. Good timess.
