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Pizza Factory Opening
we made ) tyoa teach pizza and
need be hire an entry level associate
he eat all the pizza/ play video game.
Pay is whatever you want,
we' re desperate!
Minimum [O were experience with
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Submitted: 11/06/2013
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User avatar #5 - nightmarecorpse (11/07/2013) [+] (28 replies)
just finished my javascript course. Never again, that **** was brutal. actually want to change majors
User avatar #6 to #5 - vexaton ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Semicolons. Semicolons everywhere
#1 - ugabz (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
meanwhile at mcdonalds
#20 - heroofkvatch (11/07/2013) [+] (32 replies)
>mom threatens to kick me out unless i go to college
>majoring in Computer Science
>costs a lot, mom tells me to get a job
>fill out 150+ applications both in person and online since july
>don't anything, even at mcdonalds and tacobell
>"you're just not trying hard enough"

MFW
#2 - skvallerkalle (11/07/2013) [-]
"Minimum 10 years experience of java/C++"....

Translates to normal person:
"Minimum 10 years of fingerpainting/Classical art experience."
#4 - hateminad (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#60 - arsyro (11/07/2013) [-]
>engineering class   
>teacher can literally teach whatever type of engineering you can think of   
>teaches coding and electrical at the same damn time   
>learning binary/hex and how to make a motherboard at the same time   
>school thinks the class is useless    
>their faces when every student who took the class and is now in college says the college courses are just a review of his class   
>all of our faces when
>engineering class
>teacher can literally teach whatever type of engineering you can think of
>teaches coding and electrical at the same damn time
>learning binary/hex and how to make a motherboard at the same time
>school thinks the class is useless
>their faces when every student who took the class and is now in college says the college courses are just a review of his class
>all of our faces when
#46 - cthumoo ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
mfw programming in general
#34 - casval (11/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Be me in 2007, just graduated high school
>Been working since I was 15
>Went right into college next semester
>Paid for with pell grant, federal loans, own job
>Finish core curriculum at junior college, move to University
>Dad dies, feelsbadman.jpg
>Unable to keep up grades
>Drop out of school for a year due to depression
>Still working
>Jump back in school in 2011
>Now a senior in college
>Working paid internship, getting butt loads of experience for future job
>MFW I did it all by myself
>MFW people complain about this kind of ****

Seriously. The late teens and early 20s are the hardest for everyone. Stop complaining like a little bitch and just do what you have to do to succeed.
User avatar #54 to #50 - awildniglet (11/07/2013) [-]
I get enough loans to cover half of my tuition and no Pell Grant. I have to work 2 jobs, 1 full time, while being a full-time student to put myself through a state university. I don't have time for an internship (and paid ones are rare). So yes, you are lucky and most American citizens do not get the same opporunities
#44 - kaboomz (11/07/2013) [-]
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> 10 years of java / c++
#86 - 4chan refugee (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)

<script>
function thispost(){
for ( i = 0; i <-1; i=i++);
if (i<0)
alert ("hue");
}

Javascript very basic loop
#10 - 4chan refugee (11/07/2013) [-]
>has been programming professionally for that long
>wants this job
> You need to login to view this link
>website not found (well no **** , bad tld)
>sadface cause no pizza :c
User avatar #92 - hadrian ONLINE (11/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>entry level associate
>10 years experience minimum
Pick one. If an employee has 10 years of experience, he or she is not entry level.
#57 - mymissiondaytwo (11/07/2013) [-]
And by C++ they of course mean PHP, Java, Python, Ruby, Perl, Lisp, Mathlab, Haskell and Assembler.
#15 - solrosen ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
More like Pizza ****

amirite amirite?

Sorry...
User avatar #117 - zdawg (11/07/2013) [-]
#include <string>
class hue
{
public:
hue();
//Constructor

private:
string hue;
}

#include "hue.h"
hue::hue()
{
hue = "huehuehue";
cout << hue;
}

int main()
{
hue myHue[100];

return 0;
}
#80 - bdowns (11/07/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #82 at Halloween ** I had the option to take a computer science class in high school, glad I didn't
#14 - notsureifanon (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I have a BSc in Computer Science but I suck at programming.
MFW I have a BSc in Computer Science but I suck at programming.
User avatar #106 - spacecase (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
equal opportunity employers are not very equal. big surprise

turns out, if they hire the right amount of minorities they get to save on taxes.
if they already have all the minorities they need they wont even look at you.
Even if theres room for employment.




#76 - xxxneedmorexs (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm doing a Computer Science GCSE, but we're only focusing on Python and won't use Java at all.
User avatar #81 to #78 - hypers ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
All python is, is the start to learning programming for many programmers. It was one of the first and one of the most simple. Nothing is really coded in python and made of use anymore. Java is the most used language to date.
User avatar #55 - theugandanhero (11/07/2013) [-]
Bitch I was born with 10 years experience.
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