Well maybe if you got off your fat pizza eating ass and put some effort into a relationship, then they wouldn't have to ******* end you tumblrtard i love you ironclaw
Hoo boy. There's not much funny here. But what it is basically saying is that boyfriends and girlfriends eventually go away, but pizza is forever. The funniest part, in my opinion, is imagining the sad fat loser that came up with this content.